Puffin Augustus's page

*poos down Big Fishy's mouth*

Mine!

*perches on a sail, safely out of reach*

Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!

Puffin Augustus wrote:

Caffeine, caffeine! My kingdom for caffeine!

Not until I see this *kingdom*. Never can trust you types, comin' round offering the likes of lands and rulerships for me fine wares.

No caffeine till a kingdom's on the barrelhead...or rather my finely polished coffee bar.

Fear not, common coffee maker, for I have found a source of the blessed caffeine. No coffee soils my breath, but a sweet tea of divinity.

You may now return to peasanting. I shall keep my kingdom...

Caffeine, caffeine! My kingdom for caffeine!

I dub page 26 the official "Ironic Ghost Post Page".

*hands out cookies to the PaWTLers*

Edit: Woot! TotP! *puts on some belly dance music, starts shakin' her hips around*

YEAH!

*Dresses up like a Sultan*

Lord President Moorluck wrote:

taig wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

~Runs around thread naked handing out DVDs of his honeymoon.~

WOOT!! ToTP!

Huh. I had top of the page. Is Earth-1 trying to merge with Earth-2?

I out rank you. ;)

Two words: Violent military overthrow

Did someone call for a coup? Guards, arrest these Republicrats!

Studpuffin wrote:

Urizen wrote:

Jyu1ch1 wrote:

Oh, I'm not sure there's much you could tell me. I'm sneaky like that. ;3

To be technical, I own some of those minis you might be talking about. He's just hording them in the gaming closet.

I'll take a Graz'zt.

Drow must wait their turns. Besides, the Puffins get first dibs!

I believe you are in error. Yes. Erroneous.

Negative. Puffins do indeed have precedence over drow.

Bruno Kristensen wrote:

Sebastian wrote:

I have a hard time imagining a scenario in which such a deal could herald good news for D&D, but I'm open to being surprised.

Could it be good for Pathfinder, though? If, and I don't think it will happen, D&D "disappears", who'll be the biggest producer of RPGs? Certainly Paizo/Pathfinder would be somewhere on any shortlist...

I want to say yes, but if D&D goes down, it would be a crisis in the tabletop community and it's always hard to predict how it will play out. Does the death of D&D mean Pathfinder loses it's largest competitor and becomes the heir to the throne? Do the new corporate masters decide to push out 5e and, in the process, go after users of the OGL using b!!!&@%* claims? Does the death of D&D damage the rpg book market so much that the big chains don't even bother to carry those lines anymore? Is D&D spun off/sold to a non-Paizo entity, which then drives the brand so deeply into the ground that it casts a pall on roleplaying and severely damages player recruitment?

I can spin scenarios either way at this point.

I dub thee: Official Devil's Advocate.

*Knights Sebastian and places a wreath around his neck*

You may continue this thread now.

Studpuffin wrote:

Moff Rimmer wrote:

"Are you a registered voter...?"

** spoiler omitted **

I say we just elect a dictator for life. I nominate myself... and my army agrees.

Watch out for LPM there Studpuffin. He has his own ninja strike force for upstarts.

Everybody has ninjas.

Now where is that crown at...