
Ash Mantle |

Answers to the famous age old question, "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Aristotle: "To actualise its potential."
Ralph Waldo Emerson: "It didn't cross the road; it transcended it."
Thomas Dequincy: "Because it ran out of opium."
Julius Caesar: "To come, to see, to conquer."
Howard Cosell: "It may very well have been one of the most astonishing events to grace the annals of history. An historic, unprecedented avian biped with the temerity to attempt such an herculean achievement formerly relegated to homo sapiens pedestrians is truly a remarkable occurrence."
Darwin: "It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees."
Rene Descartes: "It had sufficient reason to believe it was dreaming anyway."
Robert Frost: "To cross the road less traveled by."
Werner Heisenberg: "We are not sure which side of the road the chicken was on, but it was moving very fast."
Martin Luther King: "It had a dream."
James Tiberius Kirk: "To boldly go where no chicken has gone before."
Pyrrho the Skeptic: "What road?"

Mairkurion {tm} |

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Shall we begin canonization? How does this start? Witnessed miracles?Lord Fyre wrote:I'm pretty sure our collective energy sent him straight to apotheosis. These threads are his temple, but he is a distant deity, apparently. Occasionally, we see avatars of him. Right, Taig?IssacX wrote:You need more moderators and Cut the number of pages down to 10 per thread, then start new thread plz! Most of the comments are 1 liners and the threads go all over the place I know these forums are young and under funded but 551 pages on one topic is insanity!I wonder what happened to him after he posted this?
Aren't these threads miracle enough?

Patrick Curtin |

Happy Independence Day to all my bretheren!
Reflect upon the unique wonder that is our system of government. You may not like it sometimes, you may not like who is in charge at any given point, but for 234 years (and yes purists, I know that's not strictly the real birthday of America, but that's how we roll. Go play soccer and cling to the last decade until Jan 1st =P) we have managed to forge a system of governance that has never had to be overthrown by force. Think on that for just a moment. No matter how terrible things get, the power is in our hands to change it. We may not appreciate it, but compare and contrast how some other countries roll, and I think you will find we do pretty well.
So Happy 4th of July, and enjoy your BBQs!
*blink*

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Answers to the famous age old question, "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Aristotle: "To actualise its potential."
Ralph Waldo Emerson: "It didn't cross the road; it transcended it."
Thomas Dequincy: "Because it ran out of opium."
Julius Caesar: "To come, to see, to conquer."
Howard Cosell: "It may very well have been one of the most astonishing events to grace the annals of history. An historic, unprecedented avian biped with the temerity to attempt such an herculean achievement formerly relegated to homo sapiens pedestrians is truly a remarkable occurrence."
Darwin: "It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees."
Rene Descartes: "It had sufficient reason to believe it was dreaming anyway."
Robert Frost: "To cross the road less traveled by."
Werner Heisenberg: "We are not sure which side of the road the chicken was on, but it was moving very fast."
Martin Luther King: "It had a dream."
James Tiberius Kirk: "To boldly go where no chicken has gone before."
Pyrrho the Skeptic: "What road?"
Welcome to the madhouse Ash. Heres a Camel Light, and a PBR.
Oh and can you say "Hail to the king baby." :P

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Happy Independence Day to all my bretheren!
Reflect upon the unique wonder that is our system of government. You may not like it sometimes, you may not like who is in charge at any given point, but for 234 years (and yes purists, I know that's not strictly the real birthday of America, but that's how we roll. Go play soccer and cling to the last decade until Jan 1st =P) we have managed to forge a system of governance that has never had to be overthrown by force. Think on that for just a moment. No matter how terrible things get, the power is in our hands to change it. We may not appreciate it, but compare and contrast how some other countries roll, and I think you will find we do pretty well.
So Happy 4th of July, and enjoy your BBQs!
*blink*
+234!

Patrick Curtin |

Hmmm, weirdness amongst the boards. Just posted in an archived thread, and it didn't get pulled up. What shall we do when thread necromancy is uncertain?
Also having trouble entering threads just started. Anyone else having these issues? Are we bending the system's architecture again? Is it time for FAWTLYon 5?

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Solnes wrote:It's me. While you all suffer, I am immune to its effects. I am in League with Sebastian.Crimson Jester wrote:PMG said at the Con that he was certain that he found a way to FawtLyProof the boards. I wonder if he is still as certain. Or if maybe it isn;t us.Sharoth wrote:Oh yes we can when it starts to end the universe that is the boards it must die for the next incarnation to LIVE!!! it is the cycle of the universe and PART OF MY GRAND PLAN FOR TOTAL WORLD DOMINATION, and skittles.Crimson Jester wrote:NOOOOOOO!!!!! We can't let this thread DIE!!! We can't!!! Oh Wise and Powerful PostMonster! Please breath life into this failing thread! Rejuvenate it with your awesome power!Jyu1ch1 wrote:You mean there are multiple threads like this?????This is incarnation 4 and is almost to its end.
Fixed.

Darkwolf |

Moorluck wrote:Last FF game I played was 7 and I barely did any of it before I got bored and went back to killing stuff in Resident Evil and beating the crap out of stuff in Tekken... :DWolfthulhu wrote:I can't remember the last FF game I played, but I threw the damn thing away because it wasn't a game it was a funking MOVIE. :/Moorluck wrote:Wolfthulhu wrote:Moorluck wrote:Closest I ever came to an MMO is playing Everquest on my PS2.:^)
I played that! Beta tested it, actually. Pretty good game, I thought.I loved it and the sequel. Even the wife would play it with me, damn we need some more good platform based fantasy multi player games!
Very cool that you got to Beta test that. :)
FFXIV is coming out for both 360 and PS3. I'm hoping to get in on the Beta for that as well. (I've been lucky. Have Beta'd The EQ PS2 game, WoW, DDO, Age of Conan... a few others, I can't recall at the moment.)
I played FFXI on the PC and was addicted like a crack whore for a couple years. I'm hoping XIV is as good, but I'll play it on PS3, most likely.
That's funny, I've had the same experience with recent Resident Evil games.

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Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:Aberzombie wrote:Except for Canada.Damn skippy Pat!
Happy Birthday to what is, in my mind, the greatest nation ever to exist on this oddball little world of ours. Have a happy 4th of July everybody.
~shrugs~ Well, being America's Hat does have some pluses.
~GRINS~
More like the Us is Canadas underpants:P

Sharoth |

Sharoth wrote:More like the Us is Canadas underpants:PJeremy Mcgillan wrote:Aberzombie wrote:Except for Canada.Damn skippy Pat!
Happy Birthday to what is, in my mind, the greatest nation ever to exist on this oddball little world of ours. Have a happy 4th of July everybody.
~shrugs~ Well, being America's Hat does have some pluses.
~GRINS~
~indignant look~ Hey now!
;-P

The Thing from Beyond the Edge |

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Yup, we all died in the Iron Heroes campaign game last night. :( The monsters involved in the encounter was a big difficulty, the circumstances (tertrain and location and giving away our location with light sources) of the encounter was another, starting the encounter with one character down was big, a few minor tactical mistakes, and a lot of poor rolling was the closer.
We will all have our new characters ready to go in a couple weeks so we can die again.
Oh, happy 4th to everyone.

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houstonderek wrote:Your A face to her O face? I must scope your FB friends list again soon.AAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cool. That felt good. :)
The one whom I've been seeing? Things are looking a bit better. She's coming around to understanding exactly what I am, and it's a good thing.
We both still have a lot of issues in our personal lives and whatnot to iron out, but I think once things settle, I hope to be taking myself off the market.
No "a" or "o" faces. Not yet. She's an amazing woman, I don't want to screw this up.

Urizen |

Urizen wrote:As funny as that was for you, could please inform me what DP is?Twin Agate Dragons wrote:Urizen wrote:DP?Twin Agate Dragons wrote:I wanna see Moorluck, Urizen asnd Solnes star in a remake of I Am Omega.Does this involve a DP scene?*giggles uncontrollably*
*falls backwards onto the wood floor from the stool, waking everyone up in the process. in deep doo-doo.*
Once you've become acquainted with being a cunning linguist around Jenny Taylor, then I'll be certain to explain its intricities.

Urizen |

Twin Agate Dragons wrote:A sex act with 2 male parties and a single other party. Maybe a blow up doll could be substitutedUrizen wrote:As funny as that was for you, could please inform me what DP is?Twin Agate Dragons wrote:Urizen wrote:DP?Twin Agate Dragons wrote:I wanna see Moorluck, Urizen asnd Solnes star in a remake of I Am Omega.Does this involve a DP scene?*giggles uncontrollably*
*falls backwards onto the wood floor from the stool, waking everyone up in the process. in deep doo-doo.*
Great. Now it's been demystified. I was going to get it tangential on a Trinitarianism allegory. But it's ruined now. *sniffle*
Then again, there's always ATM.

Urizen |

Urizen wrote:Apparently they want to go to IKEA later.I'm so, so sorry.
It ended up just being the woman and I. Acutally, I don't mind IKEA. I appreciate Swedish mod. It's just I can't spend money!!!
As a footnote, we're just looking for affordable design ideas for the house when we're ready to put it up on the market.

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Aberzombie wrote:Except for Canada.Damn skippy Pat!
Happy Birthday to what is, in my mind, the greatest nation ever to exist on this oddball little world of ours. Have a happy 4th of July everybody.
What, you don't want Canada to have a happy 4th of July? Man, what'd they ever do to you.

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Sharoth wrote:More like the Us is Canadas underpants:PJeremy Mcgillan wrote:Aberzombie wrote:Except for Canada.Damn skippy Pat!
Happy Birthday to what is, in my mind, the greatest nation ever to exist on this oddball little world of ours. Have a happy 4th of July everybody.
~shrugs~ Well, being America's Hat does have some pluses.
~GRINS~
That might be true, if there were something down there to protect.

Urizen |

Urizen wrote:houstonderek wrote:Your A face to her O face? I must scope your FB friends list again soon.AAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cool. That felt good. :)
The one whom I've been seeing? Things are looking a bit better. She's coming around to understanding exactly what I am, and it's a good thing.
We both still have a lot of issues in our personal lives and whatnot to iron out, but I think once things settle, I hope to be taking myself off the market.
No "a" or "o" faces. Not yet. She's an amazing woman, I don't want to screw this up.
Is it the same lass that gave you the thumbs down previously due to complications?

Urizen |

Urizen wrote:[ Acutally, I don't mind IKEA. I appreciate Swedish mod. It's just I can't spend money!!!Same here. I don't mind that place at all. It's my first choice for buying new bookcases. I've also got some kitchen stuff - tables, etc.
Exactly! Those Billy bookcases are the bomb dot com. Wherever we put our hat down next, my man cave will be filled with those wall-to-wall.

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houstonderek wrote:Is it the same lass that gave you the thumbs down previously due to complications?Urizen wrote:houstonderek wrote:Your A face to her O face? I must scope your FB friends list again soon.AAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cool. That felt good. :)
The one whom I've been seeing? Things are looking a bit better. She's coming around to understanding exactly what I am, and it's a good thing.
We both still have a lot of issues in our personal lives and whatnot to iron out, but I think once things settle, I hope to be taking myself off the market.
No "a" or "o" faces. Not yet. She's an amazing woman, I don't want to screw this up.
Yeah, but she's waffling a bit. I think she may be realizing situations change, and that everything else about the possibility of us is golden.

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Aberzombie wrote:Exactly! Those Billy bookcases are the bomb dot com. Wherever we put our hat down next, my man cave will be filled with those wall-to-wall.Urizen wrote:[ Acutally, I don't mind IKEA. I appreciate Swedish mod. It's just I can't spend money!!!Same here. I don't mind that place at all. It's my first choice for buying new bookcases. I've also got some kitchen stuff - tables, etc.
Damn skippy. I've got a bunch of the short ones with my various books on them, plus at least one taller one. But, we've got some rearranging and consolidating to do so I may be going for a couple of the tall ones, in order to replace more of the smaller ones.