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Zomg....I'm sorry guys; I KNOW you could smell that through the internet.
I think I yakked in my mouth.


post dam you!!!


Sorry Flash, I'm not the one making the suggestions.

I will act out as you as to the best of my ability. I do it for you, man. That's what FAWTLIES are for. *fistbumps shoulder*

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Crimson Jester wrote:
for flash

Didn't work. All I got was an error. :(


Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Mmmm....salty p#@&s. They could only be better if they were chocolate coated.

o.O

There's a lot of cock smoking going around here. CH is going to be soooooooooooooooooooo jealous in his absence.

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Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

Zomg....I'm sorry guys; I KNOW you could smell that through the internet.

I think I yakked in my mouth.

And to think I threw the cat across the room for that. Now I gotta tell Paizo I'm sorry.


Sharoth wrote:
NetFlix is so worth the $10 a month, if only to get access to their online video library.

rocks back and forth in a dark corner. crying.

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Sharoth wrote:
flash_cxxi wrote:

Who was it that was interested in Tales of the Gold Monkey?

If you send me a message on FB there's a chance I can post you a copy. :)
Thanks, but one of my friends has the Complete DVD series.

O.o

From where did he get such a fabled product?


0gre wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
0gre wrote:

I am becoming convinced that I GM better after 2-4 stiff drinks.

I've run some pretty wacked out games after drinking more than I should, which is usually after a 6 pack. It was pretty much everything goes. I used the Chanak setting (Creative Campaigning) at the time.

I think this was a little more than a 6 packs worth. 2 monster white russians (probably about 3-4 shots of vodka, twice that much kaluha and baileys total).

I did kill a player but he took it well. Overall, quite a laid back session.

One of my close friends can't handle thirde edition DD&D, says he doesn't wanna have to relearn the game. I keep telling hime the most of the math is backwards. Any way he's got a slew of 2E characters and I use modifications to GM 3E without him realizing it. Anyhow, I went so far to send his characters through a time warp to 1980s Eartgh where they met Ash. Well, they eventually got back to the forgotten RrRealms (with Ash) and his other GM let him keep Ash as yet another character. He's grown so attached to these characters that I have to keep modifying the rules to make encounters a challenge. He isn't liking it, but adventuring shouldn't be a cakewalk.

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Dear God in Heaven, Uri, Flash and Myself are all on at once?

Poor servers.


Moorluck wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

Zomg....I'm sorry guys; I KNOW you could smell that through the internet.

I think I yakked in my mouth.
And to think I threw the cat across the room for that. Now I gotta tell Paizo I'm sorry.

B!~~~&@*! You saved its life.


Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
I wanna see Moorluck, Urizen asnd Solnes star in a remake of I Am Omega.
Does this involve a DP scene?

DP?


Lord President Moorluck wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
I must admit Uri, your replies at the end of the day are worth staying up late for. :P
Mindy's going to f&#!ing kill me though when I finally crawl down to bed in the basement at her parents. Apparently they want to go to IKEA later.
Ah but when else are you supposed to spam the boards and get caught up? Just tell her the President said it was ok.

yeah. i'm going to try that one.

prepare the couch for me upon my arrival.


Moorluck wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Solnes wrote:
gp?

Ghost Post for top!

*Tears off clothes and runs around thread*

Whew....I need to quit smoking c&~*.

NOT ON MY WATCH YOU DON'T! ELSE FAWTLY WILL CRUMBLE AND MOORLUCK WILL BE CRANKY! THE HORROR! THE HORROR!

Me not smoking c@~& is hazardous to everyone elses health.
CH will soon be back from Italy to address the matter. In the meantime, there is the resident bard. *whistles*
Hey, your the one that sucks on anything that gets sliped in yer mouth while you sleep. :P

THERE. ARE. NO. EXTANT. PHOTOS. PERIOD. EXCLAMATION! POINT!

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Urizen wrote:
Lord President Moorluck wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
I must admit Uri, your replies at the end of the day are worth staying up late for. :P
Mindy's going to f&#!ing kill me though when I finally crawl down to bed in the basement at her parents. Apparently they want to go to IKEA later.
Ah but when else are you supposed to spam the boards and get caught up? Just tell her the President said it was ok.

yeah. i'm going to try that one.

prepare the couch for me upon my arrival.

Roger,Roger.


0gre wrote:
I did f&&& a player but he took it well. Overall, quite a laid back session.

Damn! I have to go to PaizoCon next year just for your game.


0gre wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Solnes wrote:
gp?

Ghost Post for top!

*Tears off clothes and runs around thread*

Whew....I need to quit smoking c&~*.

NOT ON MY WATCH YOU DON'T! ELSE FAWTLY WILL CRUMBLE AND MOORLUCK WILL BE CRANKY! THE HORROR! THE HORROR!

Me not smoking c@~& is hazardous to everyone elses health.
CH will soon be back from Italy to address the matter. In the meantime, there is the resident bard. *whistles*
Hey, your the one that sucks on anything that gets sliped in yer mouth while you sleep. :P
This sounds like you've experimented quite a bit with what you could stuff in Urizen's mouth.

Well, he is a Republican. :p

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Crimson Jester wrote:
So what books if any are being read in FaWTLand?

I'm currently reading some Steve Berry (The Charlemagne Pursuit at the moment).

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Where did Flash go?


Moorluck wrote:

Dear God in Heaven, Uri, Flash and Myself are all on at once?

Poor servers.

God? Not quite.

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Urizen wrote:
0gre wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Solnes wrote:
gp?

Ghost Post for top!

*Tears off clothes and runs around thread*

Whew....I need to quit smoking c&~*.

NOT ON MY WATCH YOU DON'T! ELSE FAWTLY WILL CRUMBLE AND MOORLUCK WILL BE CRANKY! THE HORROR! THE HORROR!

Me not smoking c@~& is hazardous to everyone elses health.
CH will soon be back from Italy to address the matter. In the meantime, there is the resident bard. *whistles*
Hey, your the one that sucks on anything that gets sliped in yer mouth while you sleep. :P
This sounds like you've experimented quite a bit with what you could stuff in Urizen's mouth.
Well, he is a Republican. :p

I do NOT identify with either party. I prefer to vote straight FaWTL ticket in ALL elections, even the ones I'm not supposed to.


Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
I wanna see Moorluck, Urizen asnd Solnes star in a remake of I Am Omega.
Does this involve a DP scene?
DP?

*giggles uncontrollably*

*falls backwards onto the wood floor from the stool, waking everyone up in the process. in deep doo-doo.*

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Moorluck wrote:

Dear God in Heaven, Uri, Flash and Myself are all on at once?

Poor servers.

I'm still trying to catch up though... give me 5 minutes. :)


Moorluck wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Lord President Moorluck wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
I must admit Uri, your replies at the end of the day are worth staying up late for. :P
Mindy's going to f&#!ing kill me though when I finally crawl down to bed in the basement at her parents. Apparently they want to go to IKEA later.
Ah but when else are you supposed to spam the boards and get caught up? Just tell her the President said it was ok.

yeah. i'm going to try that one.

prepare the couch for me upon my arrival.

Roger,Roger.

Bender. Over.


flash_cxxi wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
flash_cxxi wrote:

Who was it that was interested in Tales of the Gold Monkey?

If you send me a message on FB there's a chance I can post you a copy. :)
Thanks, but one of my friends has the Complete DVD series.

O.o

From where did he get such a fabled product?

He got it from Best Buy or Wal-Mart.

You could try Here.

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Actually in the last presidential election I did a write in ballot and put my name in. :)


Moorluck wrote:
Urizen wrote:
0gre wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Solnes wrote:
gp?

Ghost Post for top!

*Tears off clothes and runs around thread*

Whew....I need to quit smoking c&~*.

NOT ON MY WATCH YOU DON'T! ELSE FAWTLY WILL CRUMBLE AND MOORLUCK WILL BE CRANKY! THE HORROR! THE HORROR!

Me not smoking c@~& is hazardous to everyone elses health.
CH will soon be back from Italy to address the matter. In the meantime, there is the resident bard. *whistles*
Hey, your the one that sucks on anything that gets sliped in yer mouth while you sleep. :P
This sounds like you've experimented quite a bit with what you could stuff in Urizen's mouth.
Well, he is a Republican. :p
I do NOT identify with either party. I prefer to vote straight FaWTL ticket in ALL elections, even the ones I'm not supposed to.

Same with me in November. I'm turning out everyone. F%%# 'em all.


Officially caught up. Fini.

Talk to you the next day. From my padded cell. In Cell Block 666.

Bender. Over.


Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
I wanna see Moorluck, Urizen asnd Solnes star in a remake of I Am Omega.
Does this involve a DP scene?
DP?

*giggles uncontrollably*

*falls backwards onto the wood floor from the stool, waking everyone up in the process. in deep doo-doo.*

As funny as that was for you, could please inform me what DP is?

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So who wants to contribute to my presidential campaign fund for 2012?

I promise a Free PFRPG Day if elected. :P

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Urizen wrote:

Officially caught up. Fini.

Talk to you the next day. From my padded cell. In Cell Block 666.

Bender. Over.

10-4 Bender good buddy, Moorluck Over and Out.

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Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
I wanna see Moorluck, Urizen asnd Solnes star in a remake of I Am Omega.
Does this involve a DP scene?
DP?

*giggles uncontrollably*

*falls backwards onto the wood floor from the stool, waking everyone up in the process. in deep doo-doo.*

As funny as that was for you, could please inform me what DP is?

It's one of those things you don't really get into on the boards.


Moorluck wrote:

So who wants to contribute to my presidential campaign fund for 2012?

I promise a Free PFRPG Day if elected. :P

I will.


Moorluck wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
I wanna see Moorluck, Urizen asnd Solnes star in a remake of I Am Omega.
Does this involve a DP scene?
DP?

*giggles uncontrollably*

*falls backwards onto the wood floor from the stool, waking everyone up in the process. in deep doo-doo.*

As funny as that was for you, could please inform me what DP is?
It's one of those things you don't really get into on the boards.

Somebody please FB it to me then. Please.

Shadow Lodge

Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
I wanna see Moorluck, Urizen asnd Solnes star in a remake of I Am Omega.
Does this involve a DP scene?
DP?

*giggles uncontrollably*

*falls backwards onto the wood floor from the stool, waking everyone up in the process. in deep doo-doo.*

As funny as that was for you, could please inform me what DP is?

A sex act with 2 male parties and a single other party. Maybe a blow up doll could be substituted

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flash_cxxi wrote:
Moorluck wrote:

Dear God in Heaven, Uri, Flash and Myself are all on at once?

Poor servers.

I'm still trying to catch up though... give me 5 minutes. :)

We got 5 minutes people, and we're going in hot..... somebody wake up Flash.


Sharoth wrote:
flash_cxxi wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
flash_cxxi wrote:

Who was it that was interested in Tales of the Gold Monkey?

If you send me a message on FB there's a chance I can post you a copy. :)
Thanks, but one of my friends has the Complete DVD series.

O.o

From where did he get such a fabled product?

He got it from Best Buy or Wal-Mart.

You could try Here.

Wal Mart is the devil. At least that what momma says.


signing off fot tonight. Later folks.

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0gre wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
I wanna see Moorluck, Urizen asnd Solnes star in a remake of I Am Omega.
Does this involve a DP scene?
DP?

*giggles uncontrollably*

*falls backwards onto the wood floor from the stool, waking everyone up in the process. in deep doo-doo.*

As funny as that was for you, could please inform me what DP is?
A sex act with 2 male parties and a single other party. Maybe a blow up doll could be substituted

Or as Solnes once put it, "A threesome, the really cool kind!". ;)

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Moorluck wrote:
0gre wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
I wanna see Moorluck, Urizen asnd Solnes star in a remake of I Am Omega.
Does this involve a DP scene?
DP?

*giggles uncontrollably*

*falls backwards onto the wood floor from the stool, waking everyone up in the process. in deep doo-doo.*

As funny as that was for you, could please inform me what DP is?
A sex act with 2 male parties and a single other party. Maybe a blow up doll could be substituted
Or as Solnes once put it, "A threesome, the really cool kind!". ;)

See now this is why it's bad to have so much for me to read... I had some time to kill while Mel and the kids were visiting and now I'm caught up they just got home... :/

EDIT: And I'm in trouble 'cause I did this instead of housework...

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Well folks I'm bailing, be good all.

Dark Archive

~rattles flash's chains~

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Moorluck wrote:
Well folks I'm bailing, be good all.

Catch you tomorrow. I'm out too. :)

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Hudson/ Bill Paxton is the best part of this movie.

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Happy Fourth of July everybody!!

Good Night.


Moorluck wrote:

Happy Fourth of July everybody!!

Good Night.

Good night all.

Happy 4th of July!

Scarab Sages RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32

Moorluck wrote:
Hudson/ Bill Paxton is the best part of this movie.

Game Over Man, Game Over...


Happy Fourth of July fellow hivers!


I am going to kill my brother all. That punk needs on hell of an attitude adjustment. He needs to grow up. Did I mention I want to kill him yet?

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