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Family cat died today. I had no clue that he was sick, although Dad mentioned that he had started eating less.
I know he's over 20 years old. Showed up in October at my Mom's old house when my daughter was little. She insisted his full name was Spooky Spider. Spooky, you are missed. :(
Very sorry about your loss.
Damn. You sir, win the schadenfreuden crown!What good sir is the schadenfreuden crown!?
It looks less fruity than a crown of roses?
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You know what the best part of running into an old girlfriend...the fact that the guy she ended up with instead of you was such a jerk she had"ten years of hell" and he is now in prison until 2026 at the very least. I feel like the kid on the Simpsons going Ha Ha!
I agree, a few months back the wife and I ran into one of my old ex's. All I could think is "Wow, I dodged a bullet on that one, girl got UGLY."
It made Solnes smile.
* Cheers the Dreaded and Beloved LPM *
* Cheers the Dreaded and Beloved LPM *
I like that, Dreaded and Beloved... could we add Belustedafter as well? ;)
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Morning, all. Just checking in!Mornin CH, come to sing the world awake with a song celestial?
Since you've requested one...
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
And when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you noticed that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got
Makes me so horny
Ooh, rumple smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me use me cuz you ain't that average groupy
I've seen her dancin',
To hell with romancin'
She's sweat,
wet, got it goin like a turbo vette
I'm tired of magazines
Saying flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
Tell her shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it shake that healthy butt
Baby got back
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You know what the best part of running into an old girlfriend...the fact that the guy she ended up with instead of you was such a jerk she had"ten years of hell" and he is now in prison until 2026 at the very least. I feel like the kid on the Simpsons going Ha Ha!I agree, a few months back the wife and I ran into one of my old ex's. All I could think is "Wow, I dodged a bullet on that one, girl got UGLY."
It made Solnes smile.
Yeah this one is still pretty, you can tell however she has had it rough. They say nice guys finish last but we finish and sometimes the longer journey is worth it. :)
* Cheers the Celestial Hymn and threatens the Jester with Pitch and Feathers! *
While that song is bumping, it needs a little something. Howsabout some more cowbell? I could use just a little more cowbell.
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Are you gonna take me home tonight
Ah down beside that red firelight
Are you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls
You make the rockin' world go round
Hey
I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad
But I knew love before I left my nursery, huh
Left alone with big fat fanny
She was such a naughty nanny
Heap big woman you made a bad boy out of me
Hey hey!
I've been singing with my band
Across the wire across the land
I seen every blue eyed floozy on the way, hey
But their beauty and their style
Went kind of smooth after a while
Take me to them dirty ladies every time
C'mon
Oh wont you take me home tonight?
Oh down beside that red firelight
Oh and you give it all you got
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
Hey listen here
I've got mortgages and homes
I got stiffness in my bones
Ain't no beauty queens in this locality (I tell you)
Oh but I still get my pleasure
Still got my greatest treasure
Hey big woman you gonna make a big man of me
Now get this
Oh (I know) you gonna take me home tonight (please)
Oh down beside that red firelight
Oh you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
Yeah
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
Get on your bikes and ride
Oooh yeah, alright, them fat bottomed girls
Fat bottomed girls
Yeah yeah yeah alright, hey, c'mon
Fat bottomed girls
Yes yes
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That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo
Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?
I met her on Monday, 'twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day
You know what I mean
My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game is waiting there inside her tights, yeah
Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo
Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?
WTF, is everybody STILL sleeping? Lazy asses. ;)
I have been up since 0730 eastern. But, I went to the store and bought a bunch of food. Now, I have four gallons of chile in the crock-pot and a huge pan of broccoli casserole in the oven. That and the chips (with french onion dip and spinach&artichoke dip from the can) will be going with me to Atlantis in a little while.
I forgot to get some corn bread mix and went back to the store to get it. I also picked up the chips then. However, the mix called for eggs and I forgot them. :( I'm not going back again as much as I want to make corn bread for the chile.
Morning, all. Just checking in!Mornin CH, come to sing the world awake with a song celestial?Since you've requested one...
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*claps*
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That is one of the greatest songs of all time. :)
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Awesome. :)
That reminds me. Who remembers The Warriors of Genghis Khan by Bad News (The Young Ones)?
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Morning, all. Just checking in!Mornin CH, come to sing the world awake with a song celestial?Since you've requested one...
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*claps*
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That is one of the greatest songs of all time. :)
** spoiler omitted **Awesome. :)
That reminds me. Who remembers The Warriors of Genghis Khan by Bad News (The Young Ones)?
I haven't seen that before but its great. Now I will have to search for more info about the Young Ones.
I haven't seen that before but its great. Now I will have to search for more info about the Young Ones.
They were an english comedy group that saw a lot of air time on MTV back in the '80s.
The movie Bad News was a "spoof" of Spinal Tap which was itself a spoof of sorts.
I'm up, what did I miss? *stumbles around the kitchen looking for caffeine*
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They must be from wisconsin, because they love the dairy air.** spoiler omitted **I think they are all about the rear.
I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride it where I like
You say black I say white
You say bark I say bite
You say shark I say hey man
Jaws was never my scene
And I don't like Star Wars
You say Rolls I say Royce
You say God give me a choice
You say Lord I say Christ
I don't believe in Peter Pan
Frankenstein or Superman
All I wanna do is
Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my
Bicycle races are coming your way
So forget all your duties oh yeah!
Fat bottomed girls they'll be riding today
So look out for those beauties oh yeah
On your marks get set go
Bicycle race bicycle race bicycle race
Bicycle bicycle bicyI want to ride my bicycle
Bicycle bicycle bicycle
Bicycle race
You say coke I say caine
You say John I say Wayne
Hot dog I say cool it man
I don't wanna be the President of America
You say smile I say cheese
Cartier I say please
Income tax I say Jesus
I don't wanna be a candidate
For Vietnam or Watergate
Cos all I want to do is
Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride it where I like
My broccoli casserole is not up to par. I had misplaced my recipe and used one off the net with the same ingredients. I had forgotten that my version of the casserole had MORE cheese in it than the recipe I had created it from. Needless to say, the recipe I used was also short on the amount of cheese I wished to use but it did not occur to me until after tasting it. :(
Chile is still good though. :)
And with that, I am out of here.
And I'm back from the eye Dr. Why is it so damn hard to find glasses these days? Just give me another pair of the ones I'm wearing, dammit.
Do you do requests? Do Flash!** spoiler omitted **They must be from wisconsin, because they love the dairy air.** spoiler omitted **I think they are all about the rear.
AH-AH!!!
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AH-AH!!!Do you do requests? Do Flash!** spoiler omitted **They must be from wisconsin, because they love the dairy air.** spoiler omitted **I think they are all about the rear.
Flash a-ah
Savior of the UniverseFlash
He save everyone of us
Flash
He's a miracle
Flash
King of the impossible
He's for everyone of us
Stand for everyone of us
He save with a mighty hand
Every man every woman
Every chill-he's a mighty
Flash
Just a man
With a man's courage
Nothing but a man
But he can never fail
No-one but the pure at heart
May find the Golden Grail
.................ah................
Man, were they stoned when they wrote those lyrics. Oh well. The music saves it.
Man, were they stoned when they wrote those lyrics.
Pretty sure that was status quo for that era. :)
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Man, were they stoned when they wrote those lyrics.Pretty sure that was status quo for that era. :)
More likely then not. Although they say Freddy Mercury wrote Bohemian Rhapsody on some notebook paper overnight in his car after having the idea and they recorded it in almost the first take the very next day.
You know what the best part of running into an old girlfriend...the fact that the guy she ended up with instead of you was such a jerk she had"ten years of hell" and he is now in prison until 2026 at the very least. I feel like the kid on the Simpsons going Ha Ha!
~chuckles~ You go, CJ!
Anybody here seen Blades of Glory?
Yeah, and I wish I hadn't.
Yeah this one is still pretty, you can tell however she has had it rough. They say nice guys finish last but we finish and sometimes the longer journey is worth it. :)You know what the best part of running into an old girlfriend...the fact that the guy she ended up with instead of you was such a jerk she had"ten years of hell" and he is now in prison until 2026 at the very least. I feel like the kid on the Simpsons going Ha Ha!I agree, a few months back the wife and I ran into one of my old ex's. All I could think is "Wow, I dodged a bullet on that one, girl got UGLY."
It made Solnes smile.
On the plus side, us nice guys can live with ourselves too.
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Anybody here seen Blades of Glory?Yeah, and I wish I hadn't.
Really? It's probably one of my favorite movies.
Nancy Kerrigan.....uh huh.
Are you an official here?
Because you've officially given me a BONER!!!
Morning, all. Just checking in!Mornin CH, come to sing the world awake with a song celestial?Since you've requested one...
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*wipes tear* My favorite daily snack.
Really? It's probably one of my favorite movies.Anybody here seen Blades of Glory?Yeah, and I wish I hadn't.
I think dodgeball is my favorite Will Ferrell movie, but not a fan of his.
edit, or not, he wasn't in Dodgeball, let me go with Elf then
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Glorious!
On the plus side, us nice guys can live with ourselves too.
I will never understand why women dislike nice guys so much. It doesn't make sense but it is so very true. Luckily, I'm an a-hole so I've never had to worry about it very much.