I got something that can help you relax. Oh boy do I.
I have that knack, you know. I got something that will loosen out those muscles. Interested?
I am not reading those 326 posts.
Hello to everybody.
I remember that your hands were so big!
Dude, my hands are so BIG!
Whoa.
Hello. It appears that we meet again. You never did get tired of me. Your lips always supple and upon my 'stache. Did I ever tell you that you should've been sucking on tic-tacs? Like two box fulls? Yeah, babe. You really needed it. But nevermind that now, I am here for you. I got me some of Cali's finest. Want to split a spiff?
I am not reading those 326 posts.
Hello to everybody.
Now when I ask a question, this is where you leave, right? :D
I remember that your hands were so big!
Dude, my hands are so BIG!
Whoa.
JJ had such a big mouth, full of enormous teeth. Sniff.
Hello. It appears that we meet again. You never did get tired of me. Your lips always supple and upon my 'stache. Did I ever tell you that you should've been sucking on tic-tacs? Like two box fulls? Yeah, babe. You really needed it. But nevermind that now, I am here for you. I got me some of Cali's finest. Want to split a spiff?
Will you hold my hair back?
*BARFS*
Do you still have those tic-tacs?
Tell me if this is too far please!
Hello. It appears that we meet again. You never did get tired of me. Your lips always supple and upon my 'stache. Did I ever tell you that you should've been sucking on tic-tacs? Like two box fulls? Yeah, babe. You really needed it. But nevermind that now, I am here for you. I got me some of Cali's finest. Want to split a spiff?Will you hold my hair back?
*BARFS*
Do you still have those tic-tacs?
Tell me if this is too far please!
I got ya, honey. We girls have to stick together. No distance is too far to get back at those bastards for taking the best years of our lives!
I have that knack, you know. I got something that will loosen out those muscles. Interested?
can I bring my hookah?
Hey Woody, long time no smoke. But I can take care of that. Let me give you some of my 'stache'. The chicks can't get enough of this ride. Hoo-Hah!
Now when I ask a question, this is where you leave, right? :DI am not reading those 326 posts.
Hello to everybody.
*whistles a tune distractingly for a moment and then bolts*
Are you just especially bored the past couple of days?
Now whatever gave you that idea?
*whistles a tune distractingly for a moment and then bolts*Now when I ask a question, this is where you leave, right? :DI am not reading those 326 posts.
Hello to everybody.
You dodge my questions like Bush & Cheney dodged the draft.
no.I have that knack, you know. I got something that will loosen out those muscles. Interested?can I bring my hookah?
Lighten up, Francis.
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You dodge my questions like Bush & Cheney dodged the draft.*whistles a tune distractingly for a moment and then bolts*Now when I ask a question, this is where you leave, right? :DI am not reading those 326 posts.
Hello to everybody.
Did Cheney? I mean he has to have received some sort of shotgun training somewhere. Didn't he?
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Lighten up, Francis.no.I have that knack, you know. I got something that will loosen out those muscles. Interested?can I bring my hookah?
:) That put a smile on my face.
"Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual. But now I know why I have always lost women to guys like you. I mean, it's not just the uniform. It's the stories that you tell. So much fun and imagination.
Lee Harvey, you are a madman. When you stole that cow, and your friend tried to make it with the cow. I want to party with you, cowboy. If the two of us together, forget it. I'm gonna go out on a limb here. I'm gonna volunteer my leadership to this platoon. An army without leaders is like a foot without a big toe. And Sergeant Hulka isn't always gonna be here to be that big toe for us. I think that we owe a big round of applause to our newest, bestest buddy, and big toe... Sergeant Hulka."
Did Cheney? I mean he has to have received some sort of shotgun training somewhere. Didn't he?
Actually Cheney was studying the force at the time of the Vietnam War. As you know he later became Darth Vader.
Lighten up, Francis.no.I have that knack, you know. I got something that will loosen out those muscles. Interested?can I bring my hookah?
why not ;)
Actually Cheney was studying the force at the time of the Vietnam War. As you know he later became Darth Vader.
Did Cheney? I mean he has to have received some sort of shotgun training somewhere. Didn't he?
But how did he become the Penguin?
Has anyone seen the March Hare and the Dormouse?
*Coughs*
Has anyone seen the March Hare and the Dormouse?*Coughs*
Gimme five more minutes...
zzz
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But how did he become the Penguin?Actually Cheney was studying the force at the time of the Vietnam War. As you know he later became Darth Vader.
Did Cheney? I mean he has to have received some sort of shotgun training somewhere. Didn't he?
He has a bird fetish. It scares the living crap out of me.
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He has a bird fetish. It scares the living crap out of me.But how did he become the Penguin?Actually Cheney was studying the force at the time of the Vietnam War. As you know he later became Darth Vader.
Did Cheney? I mean he has to have received some sort of shotgun training somewhere. Didn't he?
Just don't aim at my van please. Just had it washed.
In two days you have doubled your lifetime post count.Are you just especially bored the past couple of days?Now whatever gave you that idea?
I lost count after three. :D
~An explosion blast through the thread, shattering the South East wall, and sending dust and debris hurling through the forum.~
Sorry, I lost my key to the front door.
Babe, the key is on your belt loop. :\
The other woman that was there last night? o.O
Hey Eric...are you around?
The other woman that was there last night? o.O
Really....not....funny.
<< Jealous type....
Okay, I lied. It was me. In a dress. As long as no-one's sore this morning. I met up with LPM through the wormhole rift in the Women's lingerie section at Wal-Mart. I may have seen Heathy, but not quite sure.
The other woman that was there last night? o.O
You are such a troublemaker.
The other woman that was there last night? o.OYou are such a troublemaker.
I do get that a lot. But you were being polite.
Unfortunately, she says that too.
And on that note, I got to step off a bit to do some ninja chores before my italian cupcake comes home to scold me, omerta style!
Tip-of-the-Hat to Urizen: You cause trouble so the rest of us don't have to!
That gives me an idea for your new career!
*I* need a new career. Forget him!
Anywhoo....meep meep.
Why does there have to be construction outside my window?
EDIT: Hurray for me.