Big Fishy would try to straighten little retard fishy's hat, but Big Fishy is only really good at biting things, and Boss Fishy say be nice to little retard fishy.
<left bite> <center bite> <right bite>
Death ... by exanguination!!
Tom is a Grey Beard...Can you say grey beard kids? GRRRREY BEARRRRD. Hey Tom did you really ride a dinosaur to school like in the Flinstones?
What the heck??? Grey beard??
Tom Qadim subtly suggests to Mr Fishy that he should bring a newly rolled up character to our next game session. Just in case.
Burbles suggests that The Fishbowl celebrate the New Year by omnomnomnom'ing on the airbreathers' face!
*leaps out of the bowl and latches onto the airbreather's inhaling apparatus, omnomnomnom'ing mightily*
Burbles suggests that The Fishbowl celebrate the New Year by omnomnomnom'ing on the airbreathers' face!
*leaps out of the bowl and latches onto the airbreather's inhaling apparatus, omnomnomnom'ing mightily*
Tom Qadim cringes, as he remembers how he lost his beautiful, beautiful face-flesh.
Tom Qadim cringes, as he remembers how he lost his beautiful, beautiful face-flesh.Burbles suggests that The Fishbowl celebrate the New Year by omnomnomnom'ing on the airbreathers' face!
*leaps out of the bowl and latches onto the airbreather's inhaling apparatus, omnomnomnom'ing mightily*
Can Mr. Fishy's next character be a monkey? Named Steve? That Loves Gummy Bears? He can only say STEVE! and Gummy Bears!
Let the NOMing Begin!
I love gummy bears!
*BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*
Sorry, I barf when I get excited!
Can Mr. Fishy's next character be a monkey? Named Steve? That Loves Gummy Bears? He can only say STEVE! and Gummy Bears!
Sure! Your next character can include everything you mentioned except the part about being a monkey, being named Steve, loving Gummy Bears, and only being able to say 'STEVE!' and 'Gummy Bears!'. Everything else is great!
What would happen if I put the fish bowl in the microwave on High for a minute or so? Any survivors?
What would happen if I put the fish bowl in the microwave on High for a minute or so? Any survivors?
There would be if the fish was Mr. Fishy.
What would happen if I put the fish bowl in the microwave on High for a minute or so? Any survivors?There would be if the fish was Mr. Fishy.
Burbles says that Mr Fishy has never said how big the "fish bowl" is ... so finding a 100,000 gallon capacity microwave might be tricky for Empty Floating Skull Nonbreather...
Burbles says that Mr Fishy has never said how big the "fish bowl" is ... so finding a 100,000 gallon capacity microwave might be tricky for Empty Floating Skull Nonbreather...What would happen if I put the fish bowl in the microwave on High for a minute or so? Any survivors?There would be if the fish was Mr. Fishy.
I think we've already established that the fish bowl is normal, goldfish-bowl-sized, but is extra-dimensional on the inside. A little kid could carry it around, but it literally goes on for miles and miles once you dive into to it.
Empty Floating Skull Nonbreather...
Hey!
*hasn't seen Mr. Fishy around and wonders if he got caught by the kitty outside the bowl*
Mr. Fishy has Improved Ichthys Invisibility and Un-Ichthical Evasion.
*hasn't seen Mr. Fishy around and wonders if he got caught by the kitty outside the bowl*
No, it wasn't me. Unfortunately.
We desire more wisdom and guidance from Mr.Fishy.
We do understand Mr.Fishy's greatest wisdom, like a Zen Koan, can take a lifetime to fully comprehend, because Mr.Fishy is the piscine master of pithy perspicacity.
So, all acolytes of Mr.Fishy: Contemplate the wisdom that is Mr.Fishy:
GET A STICK!
*hasn't seen Mr. Fishy around and wonders if he got caught by the kitty outside the bowl*
Mr Fishy is alive and well. We had our regular every-other-week Pathfinder game this past Sunday. Mr Fishy's dwarf earth wizard put several of my beloved villains in deep, deep pits (a pox on those create pit spells!).
Alas, Tom Qadim is a failure as a GM, as he has allowed the PCs to reach 6th level without killing a single one of them!
*hasn't seen Mr. Fishy around and wonders if he got caught by the kitty outside the bowl*Mr Fishy is alive and well. We had our regular every-other-week Pathfinder game this past Sunday. Mr Fishy's dwarf earth wizard put several of my beloved villains in deep, deep pits (a pox on those create pit spells!).
Alas, Tom Qadim is a failure as a GM, as he has allowed the PCs to reach 6th level without killing a single one of them!
Tom Qadim needs to add a bulldozer option to his GM Fiat.
*hasn't seen Mr. Fishy around and wonders if he got caught by the kitty outside the bowl*Mr Fishy is alive and well. We had our regular every-other-week Pathfinder game this past Sunday. Mr Fishy's dwarf earth wizard put several of my beloved villains in deep, deep pits (a pox on those create pit spells!).
Alas, Tom Qadim is a failure as a GM, as he has allowed the PCs to reach 6th level without killing a single one of them!
points to Mr Fishy Rule One: get a stick ...
Even the Empty Floating Skull Nonbreather can use his manipulative ... "means" ... to whack Empty Floating Skull Nonbreather's player characters.
Burbles suggests adding in the soul devouring gem-teeth. Once your teeth are full, bite the rest of them, the same way Big Fishy bites airbreathers.
*hasn't seen Mr. Fishy around and wonders if he got caught by the kitty outside the bowl*Mr Fishy is alive and well. We had our regular every-other-week Pathfinder game this past Sunday. Mr Fishy's dwarf earth wizard put several of my beloved villains in deep, deep pits (a pox on those create pit spells!).
Alas, Tom Qadim is a failure as a GM, as he has allowed the PCs to reach 6th level without killing a single one of them!
points to Mr Fishy Rule One: get a stick ...
Even the Empty Floating Skull Nonbreather can use his manipulative ... "means" ... to whack Empty Floating Skull Nonbreather's player characters.
Burbles suggests adding in the soul devouring gem-teeth. Once your teeth are full, bite the rest of them, the same way Big Fishy bites airbreathers.
please don't give him any more ideas, its hard enough to survive in the same party with mr. "screw you! I'ma dwarf, you can't kill me" fishy.
Try to rise above being a human Scott. Tom has tried to kill Mr. Fishy...but Mr. Fishy is a Dwarf.
Tom You can kill Mr. Fishy's dwarf but he's a tough little bastard.
At 7th level Mr. Fishy gets a new pit...with acid.
Dwarves is Tier Fishy!!!
For those of you keeping score at home, Mr.Fishy and Scott Williams 16 (and their lovely wives) are all players in Tom Qadim's Serpents Skull campaign. We have lots of fun!
At 7th level Mr. Fishy gets a new pit...with acid.
Tom Qadim's monsters hate you.
And Tom Qadim would appreciate your vote for Round 2 of RPG Superstar! ;-)
Try to rise above being a human Scott. Tom has tried to kill Mr. Fishy...but Mr. Fishy is a Dwarf.
Tom You can kill Mr. Fishy's dwarf but he's a tough little bastard.
At 7th level Mr. Fishy gets a new pit...with acid.Dwarves is Tier Fishy!!!
Mr. Fishy is ... hairy?
And Tom Qadim would appreciate your vote for Round 2 of RPG Superstar! ;-)
Oof! When does the voting end? Herald still needs to *read* the archetype. Thanks for the reminder.
Oof! When does the voting end? Herald still needs to *read* the archetype. Thanks for the reminder.
The voting ends 5 PM EST Monday, Jan. 31.
All Fish Bowlers! Get over there and vote for your favorite contestants. (And Tom Qadim hopes that one of your favorites is Tom Qadim!)
Goodtree has your back Tom Qadim as does Scott Williams 16 (even though he is only a human).
Goodtree has your back Tom Qadim as does Scott Williams 16 (even though he is only a human).
Yay! Thanks!
Remind me to give you and Scott extra XP next time we play!
DAMN! ELVES!
DAMN! ELVES!
Hey, Mr Fishy loves elves! Especially with a little garlic and horseradish sauce.
DAMN! ELVES!Hey, Mr Fishy loves elves! Especially with a little garlic and horseradish sauce.
Mr. Fishy hates elves, they cause cancer.
If Tom Qadim had made a Tier Fishy archetype, Tom Qadim would have been in the top 16.
Yes. Urizen said it.
If Tom Qadim had made a Tier Fishy archetype, Tom Qadim would have been in the top 16.
Yes. Urizen said it.
Yes, Tom Qadim had a Tier Two Fishy Knife Fighter in his discard pile. Tom Qadim blames his ill fortune on Rock, Paper, Scissors, Spock.
Yes, Tom Qadim had a Tier Two Fishy Knife Fighter in his discard pile. Tom Qadim blames his ill fortune on Rock, Paper, Scissors, Spock.If Tom Qadim had made a Tier Fishy archetype, Tom Qadim would have been in the top 16.
Yes. Urizen said it.
That will teach Tom Qadim not to properly play Sundering Bite in such games. You must take a page from Big Fishy's book and bite everything. Even if you have to Summon Fishy VII to attain the proper bite attack.
Silly Empty Floating Skull Nonairbreather. ^_^
Thank Lamashtu we're gaming this Sunday. Now I can take out my frustrations on the player characters! Yay!
Holy carp!
Don't worry Mr. Fishy has enough pits for everyone.
Yay! Tom Qadim got one! Tom Qadim got one!
Rest in peace, player character of Scott Williams 16. ;-)
Don't worry Mr. Fishy has enough pits for everyone.
LOL. And let it be known that Mr. Fishy's spiked pit spell was instrumental in lowering poor Marcus's HPs enough so the shadow demon's shadow evocation fireball dropped him to the deep, deep negatives. Alas, poor Marcus!
Big Fishy congratulates talking skull!
And, BITES FOR ALL AIRBREATHERS!!
That fireball did 36 damage to Mr. Fishy...The mage.
Mr. Fishy sent that shadow demon deep, deep into the negatives.
A rogue charges a dire ape and fails a reflex save falls into a pit, then a shadow demon leaks out of the corpse of aforemetioned dire ape and Mr. Fishy is the bad guy...fair enough.
Mr. Fishy apologizes for injurying a party member that then died...again.
That's what one gets for not using a TIER FISHY archetype. Does Urizen get out the stick?
Why is that all rogues think they are able to compete in tier Fishy? JMD031 does not know the answer.
In defense of Scott Williams 16 there was an elf in the party.
That fireball did 36 damage to Mr. Fishy...The mage.
Mr. Fishy sent that shadow demon deep, deep into the negatives.A rogue charges a dire ape and fails a reflex save falls into a pit, then a shadow demon leaks out of the corpse of aforementioned dire ape and Mr. Fishy is the bad guy...fair enough.
Mr. Fishy apologizes for injuring a party member that then died...again.
Burbles figures that the airbreather that could not do his job and easily avoid the fireball and falling into a mere pit falls under the category of " chum ".
This means you are " ecologically conscientious " or " pragmatic ". Burbles votes for " pragmatic ".
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L76M is wondering how to set up an alias (and yes L76M just got here, not the site but this thread/fishbowl)
Scroll to the top of the page and look for "My Account" click on that and reenter your password. You should see the option to create your alias on that page toward the center in the left column.