STOP! Everything in this bowl is horrendously poisonous! DO NOT EAT!
For crying out loud, just LOOK at some of these critters. It's like Hillbilly Day at Sea World in here.
Your a demilich, can't you ya know, like, magic them out or something, I cleaned the bowl last month. Or we could just dump them into the frog pond.
Your a demilich, can't you ya know, like, magic them out or something, I cleaned the bowl last month. Or we could just dump them into the frog pond.
Dude, I lost most of my cool spells when I evolved from a lich into my present demi-lich form. All I can do is consume their bodies and trap their souls in my gem-teeth, but there are far more hillbilly sea-creatures in here than I have gem-teeth. Sigh.
Because it might have been missed in a thread about whining non-players who need to be beaten with sticks and fed to hatchlings:
It is a little known fact.
House MD was originally pitched as Mr.Fishy's Lessons In Bedside Manners. His winning smile made the network people nervous.
Dude, I lost most of my cool spells when I evolved from a lich into my present demi-lich form. All I can do is consume their bodies and trap their souls in my gem-teeth, but there are far more hillbilly sea-creatures in here than I have gem-teeth. Sigh.
Big Fishy has never been to one of these "hills" the air-breathers talk about. Big Fishy is a reefbilly.
Concentric circle being (guy? girl? fishy? Big Fishy can't tell) has gotten a good start with the [suckup], but needs to learn to talk properly, and not use "I". Big Fishy would offer lessons, but Big Fishy is only really good at biting. 8(=)
Welcome to the Bowl of Fishyness red circle umm, thing.
The others speak in the Third Person here.
Mr. Fishy speaks in the third person every where.
Big Fishy, The Mr. Fishy Fan Club has hazing rituals? When?
Because Mr. Fishy can think of a few air breathers he love the haze.
>Offical Fishy Proclamation<
It is unfishy to kick puppies. Poodles are OK to kick. Kicking is an airbreather thing.
The proper way to appreciate Mr.Fishy is with gifts. Bleeding kittens left to flounder in the bowl are best, but others get squeamish.
Donations to the Brock Sampson for Dictator Of Prime Time campaign fund are sometimes known to work.
Mating images in spawning season used to work, until Mr.Fishy found Fishy Trollop and made spawns. Now Mr.Fishy knows true evil and is less interested in pictures of water breathers acting coy with their pectoral fins.
Mr.Fishy is the Toothy Font of All Wisdom. Be grateful for Mr.Fishy's presence. Heed his words:
GET A STICK!
Poodles are OK to kick. Kicking is an airbreather thing.
Uh-oh.
Tom Qadim, the Supreme and Glorious Minister of Defense for the Fish Bowl, begins to animate hundreds of skeletons and zombies in preparation of the inevitable Poodle attack.
I see something happening here.
All hail Mr. Fishy!
*grabs a stick*
*kicks a sleeping poodle*
Air breathers kick.
Tail slapping is the fishy thing to do.
*tail slaps nothing at all*
*falls upside down*
*squirms*
The next time some one makes you angry just say,
"At least I don't have to play with Mr. Fishy!"
Mr. Fishy just want to drop of this piece of wisdom. Apparently it works very well on the "street" [whatever that is].
I can breath into the bowl again if you want. All in favor raise a hand, a foot or a tail. Tom, you can't raise any limb, so you'll need to levitate under your own power.
All Hail Sir Fishy Baron-Esquire Supreme of the Third Person Humorous! It is He who puts the Slack in Nirvana and wields the Stick, Hittahbïtch. The Overlord of Fnord who puts the Fin in Middle Finger to Trolls.
OM!
Sincerely,
some lowly herald.
Tom, you can't raise any limb, so you'll need to levitate under your own power.
Tom Qadim KNOWS you didn't just mock his lack of limbs. Someone! Do something! Minions! Attack!
Thank you Urzen Mr. Fishy thought you died.
Thank you Urzen Mr. Fishy thought you died.
Urizen has issues with ADHD and roams the countryside like a headless chicken. But Urizen remains adamant of being a humble fan of Sir Fishy Baron-Esquire Supreme of the Third Person Humorous.
Chicken? What the hell is a chicken?
Remember it's not evil to kick sleeping poodles or seals it's good tactics.
Save a fish club a seal!
I dunno. Jessica Simpson says there's chicken in the sea????
Chicken? What the hell is a chicken?
Remember it's not evil to kick sleeping poodles or seals it's good tactics.
Save a fish club a seal!
JMD031 hears it is especially fun to club baby seals.
I dunno. Jessica Simpson says there's chicken in the sea????
*Golf Clap*
I dunno. Jessica Simpson says there's chicken in the sea????
She also thinks buffalos have wings. Poor Bard, that 18 CHA really tanked her other mental stats.
All hail Mr. Fishy!
I dunno. Jessica Simpson says there's chicken in the sea????
What? There isn't?
She also thinks buffalos have wings. Poor Bard, that 18 CHA really tanked her other mental stats.
Hey!! Not nice!
SHAMELESS SELF PROMOTION!!!!
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Sorry, it was endless shrimp at Red Lobster.
*pees in the fishbowl*
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Ian is happy to join the Mr.Fishy fan club and speak in third person.
Ian wants every one to say "thirty-three and a third" with an Irish
accent, and if you've heard a real Irish accent you'll know what Ian means.
Ian is also glad to say that he recently got a stick and introduced his players to Tier Fishy. Ian is a much happier GM.
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Ian is also glad to say that he recently got a stick and introduced his players to Tier Fishy. Ian is a much happier GM.
Thank you Ian for the post. It warms Mr. Fishy's blacken and shriveled heart to hear Mr. Fishy's "Get a Stick" campaign and "Tier Fishy" mantra is changing lives.
Remember.
Screw the players. If they didn't want you to, they wouldn't be there.
TIER FISHY AIRBREATHERS!
You tell 'em, boss!
8(=)
Big Fishy thinks we need more fishies in here...
Lord Fishy has arrived please bow .
I will lead you to the new World
Burbles believes that Lord Fishy is of the airbreathing persuasion.
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Big Fishy thinks we need more fishies in here...Lord Fishy has arrived please bow .
Tom Qadim demands your silence, you air breathing dog! Aquatic brethren (and anyone else who just doesn't breath air), unite against this imposter!
Hi to all my fans! yukyukyuk!!!
Big Fishy not believe Lord fishy either. Just because your name include "fishy" not necessarily make you fishy. Big Fishy take skull man's word and BITE AIRBREATHER! 8(=)
Happy Fishy Day, everyone! On this day in 1966, Mr Fishy ascended to godhood after slaying and ritually devouring the beloved aquatic thespian Flipper.
All hail Mr Fishy!!
Now, how do we celebrate this long-overdue new holiday?
*puts a party hat on upside-down*
Big Fishy not believe Lord fishy either. Just because your name include "fishy" not necessarily make you fishy. Big Fishy take skull man's word and BITE AIRBREATHER! 8(=)
Big Fishy would try to straighten little retard fishy's hat, but Big Fishy is only really good at biting things, and Boss Fishy say be nice to little retard fishy.
Who's the airbreather in the stupid looking hat...Fishy's attack. Mr. Fishy's bowl inimproves the bite attack of all fish or fishys. Little retard fish is fine. Tom what the hell is a thesipan? Was he a fishy? Flipper? That's like naming a airbreather hand or foot.
Tom what the hell is a thesipan? Was he a fishy? Flipper? That's like naming a airbreather hand or foot.
Tom Qadim sighs deeply.
Tom is a Grey Beard...Can you say grey beard kids? GRRRREY BEARRRRD. Hey Tom did you really ride a dinosaur to school like in the Flinstones?
Card carrying member of the International Thespian Society.>slaps on beanie and pulls out card< Flipper? Flippers sucks.
Jaws now there was an ACTOR! Mr. Fishy heard he was a bit tempermental, stayed in his um...trailer? He did like 3 or 4 movies. The director has some air breather. He made them named the movie after him, what an ego. He even had his own theme music...did Foot have his own them music no. You know why because he was a token aquatic american actor. He wasn't even a fish... He was an air breather. What the Fishy Community couldn't tell. Flipper was a water lassie. The shows Producers named the show Flipper as a joke. Well the Fishy Community didn't think it was funny. The Fishy community boycotted Flipper, sadly only three fishys had TVs so the boycott didn't work very well, but damn it we protested.
Ever wonder why if dolphins are so smart then why are they always getting caught in tuna nets? Because we're still pissed off that Hand wan't a real fish. Tuna get caught in tuna net because they are will to die for the cause.
Up yours Flipper >picture< (dolphin in a net) That would make a good tee shirt. Mr. Fishy would wear one is Mr. Fishy wore shirts.
*pours bottle of Jack into bowl to soothe the angry fishy*