
Honest Trollperson |

Honest Trollperson wrote:Your math is full of fail. My statistics prove it.Messageboard Troll wrote:I have the math to prove it over on my website.taig wrote:Nobody wants a badger's opinion.If we can't be civil on this thread, how can we stand a chance to be civil on any thread?!?!
Frankly, it's ashamed that the only thing you understand less than your own statistics is my math. This highlights the impossibility that I could ever get you to understand your wrongness, even through patient and bite-sized explanation. Luckily for you, I am an honest trollperson, so you can trust me when I tell you you are wrong.

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David Fryer wrote:I am full of EPIC FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Honest Trollperson wrote:Your math is full of fail. My statistics prove it.Messageboard Troll wrote:I have the math to prove it over on my website.taig wrote:Nobody wants a badger's opinion.If we can't be civil on this thread, how can we stand a chance to be civil on any thread?!?!
Fixed it for you.

Algore |

Urizen wrote:Professor Hawking's wheelchair runs circles around your elementary calculus. It has more unproven theorems than grade school geometry.Perhaps I forgot to mention that I wrote the math that makes Prof. Hawking's wheelchair run.
Yes, but I wrote the laws of nature that enable you to exist.

CourtFool |

The other side of the aisle is wrong because…
A. They are the other side of the aisle.
B. [Insert random corporation name here] owns them.
C. They are the same party as that guy who had that scandal three years ago.
D. They are Nazis.
They want to turn America into…
A. A fascist state.
B. A communist state.
C. A protectorate of Canada.
D. A hippie commune.
We must…
A. Kill every last one of them until blood fills our rivers and we crush their bones into dust.
B. Kill their family in front of them before killing every last one of them until blood fills our rivers and we crush their bones into dust.
C. Beat their dog, kill their family in front of them before killing every last one of them until blood fills our rivers and we crush their bones into dust.
D. Find common ground.

DoveArrow |

The other side of the aisle is wrong because…
d%
01-30 They support healthcare reform.31-60 They oppose healthcare reform.
61-75 They're peace loving, tree hugging, baby killing, owl saving hippies.
75-90 They're gun-toting, Hummer driving, war-mongering, global warming rednecks.
91-95 They're communists.
96-00 They're fascists.
They want to turn America into…
d%
01-25 A parking lot.26-50 A nature preserve.
51-75 A communist state.
76-00 A fascist state.
We must…
d%
01-50 Lower taxes, cut spending, close the borders, go nuclear, and drill, baby, drill!51-00 Raise taxes, increase spending, open the borders, go green, and ponder the definition of 'is.'