This thread is udderly ridiculous.
Mooooo.
I have to buck the trend and admit I'm a neigh-sayer. I'm sure if we conducted a gallop poll even my voice would be herd. I mean, my viewpoint is supported by wickerpedia. I trot that Paizo's forum was about fairness, but perhaps I trot wrong and I'm just a manure who's up the creek without a saddle. Still, I must speak for it is leather to speak and be ignored than never to have spoken.
Bring on your worst, I shall not be cowed by it.
Dwarf Jockey?
I hate you all.
Enough to beat me? Please?
I hate you all.
No, don't hate, join us! You will be herd!
Lemme say it again: dwarves don't ride... not cows, werecows, or dire cows!
Well, that's because the mounts always want to eat your beards. They do look so much like a shrub.
But you must be honest: Those animals are stupid. Shrubs smell a lot nicer.
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Lemme say it again: dwarves don't ride... not cows, werecows, or dire cows!Well, that's because the mounts always want to eat your beards. They do look so much like a shrub.
But you must be honest: Those animals are stupid. Shrubs smell a lot nicer.
Don't tell me ya don't love the smell of brimstone in the morning!
I hate you all.
But you're (soon to be) the glue that binds us together.
I hate you all.
Awww, why the long face?
You people need to consider shifting to decalfinated.
I'm going to need a longer enemies list.
And a full time staff to update it.
I know a dragon intern who would be more than happy to help you.
AH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
My evil plan worked!
All you folks are awesome. Except for the demuler.
I hate you all.
I ate you all.
You people need to consider shifting to decalfinated.Some of the puns in this thread are Dire-Bull-ical!
Well, yeah, it's getting some people downtrotten. We'll have to beef up our effort to improve morale. The other readers are in fact becoming afraid. Cow words.
Don't tell me ya don't love the smell of brimstone in the morning!Lemme say it again: dwarves don't ride... not cows, werecows, or dire cows!Well, that's because the mounts always want to eat your beards. They do look so much like a shrub.
But you must be honest: Those animals are stupid. Shrubs smell a lot nicer.
If it were only that.
You people need to consider shifting to decalfinated.
This is us on MDC.
You people need to consider shifting to decalfinated.This is us on MDC.
Dude. That's not a cow-pun. Are you a drunken German? You must be, to post without a cow-pun. That's what happens when you drink the whole stein. If you did drink the whole stein and are now drunk, make sure you don't drive. I seem to recall you drive a Cattleac, yes? Those really moove.
Dude. That's not a cow-pun. Are you a drunken German? You must be, to post without a cow-pun. That's what happens when you drink the whole stein. If you did drink the whole stein and are now drunk, make sure you don't drive. I seem to recall you drive a Cattleac, yes? Those really moove.You people need to consider shifting to decalfinated.This is us on MDC.
The MDC is so bad it gave us dyslexia.
Of course, I was moo'nstruck to begin with.
And of course I'm German, and of course I'm not drunk. Not from a single stein.
And I wouldn't drive a cattleac. Not my type. Taurus, maybe.
Personally, I'd go for a Murcielago if I had the means.
You have no idea what funny is!