Untitled III

[BluePigeon]

lands on the shed and resumes nest building

[Gornag]

NO NEED HIPPEHS!

GORNAG SMASH!

[Aberzombie]

Yew ain't from round theez parts, is yuh boah?

[Another Dang Hippeh]

{gasps from gaping hole in his torso} That's no way to say hel- Urk... <wheeze> {dies}

[zylphryx]

We gots us vittles fer th' winter!!

[Celestial Healer]

Ah tell you whut, squid-man!

[Aberzombie]

Yup.

[BluePigeon]

Rolls an egg off the shed just to watch it go splat

[Aberzombie]

Goddang hippeh berd!

BLAM!

[Big Mammy Grillz]

Guess I gotta get the smoker ready and make us'n some hippeh jerky for the wintertime...

[Aberzombie]

Ah reckon so.

[BluePigeon]

Big Mammy Grillz wrote:

Guess I gotta get the smoker ready and make us'n some hippeh jerky for the wintertime...

Rolls another bad egg off the shed. This one splats smack center on the forehead of Aberzombie

[Celestial Healer]

Dagnabbit!

*sprays the roof of the shed with buckshot*

Take that, yeh hippeh bird!

[Aberzombie]

Mebbe we awtuh put up wunna them skaircrow thingamabobs.

[Xabulba]

A'yup!

[Aberzombie]

Ah got sum old clothes we ken use fer it.

[Aberzombie]

Enybuddy got sumthin fer stuffin?

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

ayyyup.

[Bob the Old One]

*reappears* Sorry, forgot my iPad *grabs an iPad the size of a LARGE TV and disappears again*

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

ayyup. Shine moon, shine.

[Aberzombie]

Yew got sum shine? Yew gonna share? Ah gots a powerful thrist.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

ouda it.

[Aberzombie]

Dang blast it.

[BluePigeon]

Rolls another bad egg off the roof

[Crimson Jester]

Puya.

[Aberzombie]

Huh? Wuzzat?

[BluePigeon]

bump

[Big Mammy Grillz]

Durn hippehs! Outta My tater patch!

*bang*

[Celestial Healer]

You gittum, Mammeh!

[Aberzombie]

Goddang hippehs.

[Celestial Healer]

Ah tell you whut, zombeh.

[Aberzombie]

Awtuh shoot evy last wun uv em.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Theyz tryin tuh ockyewpah Copperhead Road?

[Aberzombie]

Letum. Its called Copperhead Road fer uh reezun.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

dang hippehs!

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

ayup.

[Aberzombie]

Enybuddy seen muh shine jug? Ah wuz gonna go git uh refill at the still.

[Celestial Healer]

Ain't seen it.

[Butterfrog]

Anop

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

I dayid. Barf McBuns dun tikk it 'n stuck heeyis danglang in it.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Yall ever red Moonshine McJugs, in Playboah?

[Aberzombie]

Dang thet feller. Ah'm gonna hafta shoot im.

[Celestial Healer]

Ah tell you whut, zombeh.

Shootem.

[zylphryx]

<pulls an old and ornate shotgun from a beaten, weathered burlap sack>

Hyar ya go zombeh, Ol' Boomsquiggle ain't dun no shootin' inna good bit. Gotter all cleent up fer ya.

[Aberzombie]

Thankee kindleh.

[BluePigeon]

On the roof of a big red barn, a lone pigeon Struts his stuff.

[Aberzombie]

Hey Mammy! Yew got eny good vittles fer supper? Ah shore am hungreh.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

ayup.

[Aberzombie]

Yew reckin?

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

rekkin yep.