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Dang tuna hippeh!
Ayup.
Ah tell you whut.
Enybuddy knowed whut thet Velgrim fellers bin uptuh? Ah ain't seen 'em fer uh spell.
Mebbeh we kin git that there hippeh shark to et the hippeh tuner.
Hippeh tuner? Whar?
turns this way and that with shot gun
Kwit wavin thet gun round zombeh, afore ya shoot CH uhgin!
Sorreh CH. Ah git eksited bout shootin hippehs.
Well hoo dunt?
I know I does!
*click click*
Goddang hippehs.
Ah tell you whut, zombeh.
Ah reckon so.
Durn treehugging Birkenstockers.
BOOOOMM!!!!
Did I git one?
Yew tellum Mammy!
Ah think you dun got one, Mammeh. Yeh got somethin, anyhoo.
Thet wuzn't Valegrim, wuz it?
Ah hope not, zombeh.
Sho'nuff.
Ah knows my 'Freeti-Pie, and that wasn't him. My I miss that well-made red devil!
Peers at treeline
I think that thar wuz that kewbold boy. He's leaking green blood, that's what them thar lizzerds bleed right?
OOWW
Thet's uhnuther wunna them dang hippeh lizerds! Ah think ya got 'em Mammy!
Thank you, ma'am. I've been trying to put him down for years.
Glad to be of service!
FROGGEH BOAH!
Getcher green kiester down that thar hill and fetch us that thar lizzerd! It's Bar-be-quein' time!
Ah tell you whut, Mammeh.
Ah shor do love BBQ.
A brawl starts at the treeline between froggyboy and the 'dead' kobold
Don't let that thar hippeh lizzard pin yew Froggy! Use the Super Fly Schnooka on his scaly hide!
Whut inna hell izza "fracas"? Izzat wunna them foren werds?
Hey! Which of you hillbillies shot at my buddy?!
There's anudder one! GETTIM!!
BOOOMMM!!!!
There's anudder one! GETTIM!! *click click* BOOOMMM!!!!
EEEK!
*whines about being attacked without cause*
Kinda scrawny, but the stockpot'll soften him up I wager...
BOOOOOOOOOMM!!
*click click* Kinda scrawny, but the stockpot'll soften him up I wager... BOOOOOOOOOMM!!
OWWWWWW!
*crawls over to the woods to try to hide, leaking yellow blood*
HEY! You leave my brudder alone, you N00bsauces!
[Star Trek voice]Brudder! Help me, brudder![/Star Trek voice]
[Sly Stallone]ADRIAAANN![/Sly Stallone]
[Aunt Jemima voice]My syrup's leaking all over the grass! I think they broke my bottle.[/Aunt Jemima voice]
Durn hippeh lizzrads!
BOOOOMMMM!!!!!
DANG HIPPEHS!
BANG! BANG! BANG!
Dang Hillbillies!
BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!
Heh heh heh heh heh!
nom nom nom nom
That thar lizzard done took a pot shot at us boahs! GETTIM!
BOOM!! BOOM!! BOOM!! BOOM!!
Yeah shoot that hillbilly bruddah!
You're outnumbered and we have superior tactics! Surrender!
*sizes up the size of the opposition*
Oops! *cries*