Damn you Sneaky Sahuagin!
It's time for a fish fry!
Starts hurling harpoons down at the uncomely denizen of the deep.
Go back to Innsmouth where you belong!
starts to patch the holes left by fish-boy
Can I take my thumbs out yet?
Do not worry #3, you are all my favored children. Now, if you don't mind, I am going to go take a nap. Somebody wake me when the herd reaches 20.
Jason! By my count the herd has reached 20!
What is our reward?
Well done, fellow Bulmahnauts. We've fixed the leaks, fought off the foe, and added to the herd. Keep up the good work!
Maybe we should reward ourselves by raiding some place along the way? Do any of these islands have a Super Walmart?
Stroke!
Stroke!
Do any of these islands have a Super Walmart?
Stroke!
Stroke!
Maybe on Lemnos?
Salutes and looses consciousness.
We're going to pillage something?
goes below deck to gather his weapons
"YES! I put 4 ranks into Pillage!"
I'll help as soon as I get my thumbs back!
Are we going to burn anything when we pillage? I haven't started a fire in a couple of hours...
Sure, let's have a BBQ! Strips of her clothes
Sure, let's have a BBQ! Strips of her clothes
Regains conciousness.
Hello.
/throws off the crate
What's this about the right? If this boat is moving to the right, I'm outta here.
You bunch of fear mongering warhawks...
/flaps off toward the far left
<Shakes hands with sore thumbs>
Oh darn it! Supper left.
"I hereby christen this ship 'Zoolander' because it can't turn left!"
What's all this nose-ring jangling about? Of course the ship can't turn left, but it can sure turn port! Pulls the tiller all the way to the right, sending the CORBOSSY hard port, causing the surging ship to plow right into the flapping gull, who'd left to the left.
Excellent job, #1.
<Puts dinner back under the crate>
"I have a question, how can we as bull-men use feats if we have hooves?"
Why, it's simple #6! We just...uuh...that is, we can...no wait, that's not right either....
Well crap! I'm not sure. I think that's a mystery only the great Lord Jason can answer.
"Maybe we can use Improved Bull Rush..."
"Maybe we can use Improved Bull Rush..."
Or maybe someone can cast Bull's Strength.
Maybe we can invent our own feats - Improved Rowing....
One thing's for sure: we're all about the BULL.
One thing's for sure: we're all about the BULL, man.
How many mandibles may a bull man handle if a bull man handles mandibles?
Crap, I suck at counting!
So where are we going anyway? Is there any good shopping?
Well, I suggested pillaging a SuperWalmart, and 20 mentioned Lemnos. Is it a Greek Island? What's there?
On the other hand, I bet that there's a SW between here and Lemnos, so we could supply on the way.
Lemnos is the island of Prefecture Lesbos, home of the legendary Lesbians and labyrinth in Lemnos.
Lemnos blah blah blah word word word, home of blah blah Lesbians blah blah word word.
Sounds great! Let's go!
Why didn't you say so before!
Begins rowing a lot harder.
C'mon, Bard, lay down a faster beat!
I've got one of those TomTom devices. It'll help us find a Super Walmart on the way, so we can get supplies.
How much farther?
And be sure it's a wet store, and not a dry one, by Jason's parched pipe!
"You know I love beating my drum, but why don't we just use this Gnomaha Outboard Motor?"
Because these awesome minotaur upper bodies weren't built by lounging around the ship all day?
Well, I am finally dry now..
I would like to reach port by nightfall men... my supply of rum is nearly gone.. and I have already drank all of yours.
Hey, my hometown has a super Walmart. And I assure you its wet! I'll help you get there if you want. Its only 10,000 or so fathoms from here.
Maybe we can make St George's or Fort Hamilton in Bermuda by nightfall? We can pick up Gosling's Black Seal rum there, while I've never seen it in Walmarts (not even the Walmarts that have Belgian ale!)
Hmm...maybe we can also scrounge up some tequila? I've heard that sticking a sauhuagin in a barrel of tequila and leaving it there for a year or two does wonders for both the tequila and the sauhuagin...
Maybe we can make St George's or Fort Hamilton in Bermuda by nightfall? We can pick up Gosling's Black Seal rum there, while I've never seen it in Walmarts (not even the Walmarts that have Belgian ale!)
Hmm...maybe we can also scrounge up some tequila? I've heard that sticking a sauhuagin in a barrel of tequila and leaving it there for a year or two does wonders for both the tequila and the sauhuagin...
<Knocks sahuagin off the boat before Bulmahnaut #1 finishes>
Aw damn!
Checks the charts for the nearest source of booze
Hours later in Hamilton, Bermuda...
Hey guys, you going to help me with these barrels of rum? Lord Jason wanted us here last night, and we are behind schedule.
<Hefts 8 barrels of rum>
Only 92 more to go...
Thanks, 8.
Empties a few dozen barrels.
That should be... easier... now... hic!
Passes out and throws up on 1's hooves.
Ugh!
Hey, 8, let's stuff 20 in one of these empty barrels and let Lord Jason discover him. Would serve 20 right.
Well, 3, we've got to replace these empty barrels with something...