Bulmahnaut #20's page

I think he means bat s*&# crazy mad....

If you are all going to insult me I won't soak my sandwich in the booze next time!

Bulmahnaut #20 wrote:

What did I do?

Exposing us all to mad cow disease...you're lucky you're not drooling, fidgeting, and getting pushed over the side to be eaten by sharks!

Mad? Do you mean crazy mad or angry mad?

Don't be a wise guy. Just look what happened to 20!

What did I do?

I got a sandwich!

On a related note, anyone know what carne de vacas locas is? Thats what they told me my sandwich was made of...

Takes a big bite out of his sandwich.

Alright boys, stuff him in the rum barrel!

NOT YET!

I haven't emptied those yet!

Starts drink from a barrel of rum...

Bulmahnaut speed!

Gets drunk and falls in a whole.

Bulmahnaut #20 wrote:

Not to be out done #20 empties all the kegs into the hold of the ship and starts drinking it out through a hose.

Hey! Us Sahuaganauts can drink like a fish!

uncorks one of the holes in the hull and starts siphoning suds sloshing in the ships storage.

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sure...the nose horn taken from an elder blue wyrm...

Begins emptying several kegs of barley wine into horn.

Not to be out done #20 empties all the kegs into the hold of the ship and starts drinking it out through a hose.

Now, that's my kind of angel! I wonder if there's any barley wine in here?

Gets out his drinking horn.

Just a horn?

Puts a handle on a keg and starts drinking.

Tosses a crate of mass-produced American pilsner over the side after him.

Looks like he was trying to sneak this into our stores of abbey ales.

Actually, I think we picked that up at Wal-Mart...

Hmm.. it is hard for me to decide. After all... beercifer sounds like the fiend who gave beer to the world.. of this I approve. But as a fiend, it may be that he only gives stale, nasty beer, in which case I think we should cast him into the stygian depths to rot for all eternity...

Hmm.. that second one sounds fun, throw him over!

Right away!

Throws Beercifer at the sahaugin.

Grabs Beercifer's arms.

Got him 5!

Should we toss him over or force him to watch Packers game highlights?

Destroy Them!

Starts to cut the viking(v) entry out of dictionaries and throw them into the sea.

Not to question the wisdom of Jason or anything, but isn't viking a verb and not a noun? Unless we are going after the football team...

Bulmahnaut #1 wrote:

Ugh!

Hey, 8, let's stuff 20 in one of these empty barrels and let Lord Jason discover him. Would serve 20 right.

<Lures #20 with promises of alcohol, knocks him out (with an empty barrel, of course) and stuffs him in the barrel>

Done and done.

Sorry, I only fall for traps with full barrels.

Wakes up in the water with a headache.

How did I get here?

Crawls back onto the ship

Hey look! Alchohol! :D

Kicks 3 in the shin and rolls over...

Empties a few dozen barrels.

That should be... easier... now... hic!

Passes out and throws up on 1's hooves.

Sure, let's have a BBQ! Strips of her clothes Well Solnes said it worked for her.

Regains conciousness.

Hello.

Do any of these islands have a Super Walmart?

Stroke!

Stroke!

Maybe on Lemnos?

Salutes and looses consciousness.

Do not worry #3, you are all my favored children. Now, if you don't mind, I am going to go take a nap. Somebody wake me when the herd reaches 20.

Jason! By my count the herd has reached 20!

What is our reward?