Even if they could take us, they'd find us way too tough!
However, given our recent trend of outraging natives, maybe we ought to balance it out by appeasing these.
Looks like someone is allergic to spices...
Continues rowing about the Spice Islands.
Breadfruit, anyone?
"So are these islands made out of spice? Can we use it to warp space-time? Where's our Navigator?"
hai guyz
i iz yur navigader nao
i can has breadfroot?
Mmmmm....spicy chicken.
"Yes number 5, the spice [chicken] must flow!"
Looks like someone is allergic to spices...
Do, I'll be fide. Anybody hab some Claritin?
Looks like someone is allergic to spices...Do, I'll be fide. Anybody hab some Claritin?
Make two fortitude saves and you'll be fine.
Make two fortitude saves and you'll be fine.Looks like someone is allergic to spices...Do, I'll be fide. Anybody hab some Claritin?
Oh, yeah. We all have Greatest Fortitude.
Much better now. Did the chicken bring friends? We've got plenty of spices. And where's the cook?
Hey, I was just down in the gallery, and I found a barrel of peanut oil and several bags of flour...where did the squab go?
We've already got spices. Do we have any herbs? If so, we can come up with our own secret recipe, just like Popeyes.
hai guyz
whats cookin?
i can stay for suppers?
Why, you sure can, Mr. Seagull. Why don't you go and get all your feathered friends? When you come back, I'll give you all a nice, refreshing milk bath, then you can all get in comfy nests I will build out of flour for you!
Wait, chicks will make out for birds right? Or was that: birds make chicks?
Can we get some lady 'nauts?
There is at least one Bulwonaut, but she is a lady of few words.
Mmmmmm......
Hey! Maybe that is our next quest: The Search for the BulWOnauts!?
Good Job Men,
You did some fine rowing to get me to Australia and back again. Next time, however, you are going to need to sit on opposite sides of the boat. Spending two days rowing in circles has made me dizzy.
Drinks for EVERYONE!
All Done?
More DRINKS for EVERYONE!
All Done?
More DRINKS for EVERYONE!
Still Standing?
Good. Now, onto the next task. Although you all are my loyal 8, I feel like we need more if we are going to conquer the world. We need a HERD!
I don't know how many that is... but it is a lot.
ALL HANDS ON DECK!
Aye aye, Lord Jason! You shall have your HERD! Even if we have to kidnap people and glue horns to their heads....
breaks out the crazy glue
*hic*
thanksh jashon
/falls into water
*hic*
thanksh jashon
/falls into water
Yes, thanks Jason! Especially for the already-prepared bird in wine sauce...
<Grabs Skreynite from the water>
Giggle Lord Jason, I never expected to have you buy me a drink?
You don't need a herd Jason, you just need....me.
I'll join your little band, if you put me in Bestiary 2.
Groggily stumbles out of the hold...
Lord Jason!
ALL HANDS ON DECK! ALL HANDS ON DECK!
Seeing the wet squab still on deck, he drops a crate on it for later.
Swab the deck!
Make all smart, shipshape, and Bristol fashion!
Prepare to berth to take on more recruits!
Sounds the horn of a Goristro, taken in the great battle of Ip, over the scrambling of the Bulmahnauts.
Groggily stumbles out of the hold...
Lord Jason!
ALL HANDS ON DECK! ALL HANDS ON DECK!
Seeing the wet squab still on deck, he drops a crate on it for later.
Thanks for abandoning the hold. I have a feeling that Lord Jason and I are going to need it. :)
Do not worry #3, you are all my favored children. Now, if you don't mind, I am going to go take a nap. Somebody wake me when the herd reaches 20.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
Bulmahnauts, there's a red dragon impersonating our Lord Jason! Now he's taking a nap in Jason's quarters!
Quick crew! Let us slay this impersonating dragon, take his treasure, and butcher him for his useful body parts! Shall he defile our captain's quarters? Shall this deception and insult to our leader be borne?
pssst....
#1, I think that is our Lord Jason. Either he's decided to take up shape-shifting, or he's been cursed by an evil witch or sorcerer.
All fixed... sorry... nevermind. I am a man of many forms. Trust me.. this is the one you want to be dealing with.
Shouldn't you all be rowing?
Puts down Dragonbane Greataxe.
Okay...I'm good...it's all right...maybe we can stop somewhere so I can get Lazix?
All fixed... sorry... nevermind. I am a man of many forms. Trust me.. this is the one you want to be dealing with.
Shouldn't you all be rowing?
I'm rowing, Boss! Unlike #7 here...
STROKE!
Row, row, row the ship, gently across the sea....
Row, row, row the ship, gently across the sea...
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, Pathfinder RPG!
mmph mmmmph mmph mmmmmmmph!
So, where are we rowing to?
First star to the left. Straight til morning!
Stroke!
Who's got the tiller?
Suprise sinister sneaky sahuagin drill attack!!
Umm... loyal Bulmahnauts... it seems to be quite a bit more moist in my cabin than I usually prefer.
Here's a towel for you, Sir.
Oh, look at that. We seem to have sprung some leaks.
<Sticks thumbs in holes>
Hah!! You think that’ll stop the sneaky sahuagin? Now that Bulmahnaut #8 is busy I’ll jam the rudder so it always turns right.