The Bug Cult

[Lord of All Insects]

Insects of the world, you finally have a thread to call your own.

Come one, come all, bring the kids, discuss topics that concern bugs and insects alone.

No fumigation.

Driders allowed.

[Mr. J Johnson]

I am looking for a group of runners to infiltrate Chicago and set off a sub-tactical nuclear warhead to take out the Universal Brotherhood, Which we believe is overrun by Insect Spirits. These are a dangerous bunch and must be taken care of.

Don't worry you will be fully taken care of and means have been set up by the organization looking to hire you to be exfiltrated from Chicago before the Nukes go off.

The fee will be High to match the danger of this Run. Any supplies you need can be gotten from us through your Fixer. I need an answer soon.

[Lord of All Insects]

Mr. J Johnson wrote:

The fee will be High to match the danger of this Run. Any supplies you need can be gotten from us through your Fixer. I need an answer soon.

No. We're into eco-terrorism.

[Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy]

Mr. J Johnson wrote:

The fee will be High to match the danger of this Run. Any supplies you need can be gotten from us through your Fixer. I need an answer soon.

I'd be happy to help, but there is still too much FAB-III floating around to be safe. Plus, 'Runners tend to shoot anything with more than two legs. Well, to be fair, they shoot a lot of two-leggers too.

{fishes out chaw'n terbacky pouch} Hey, Mr. J, try some of this new stuff... it's called Tempo. Pretty good, except for the menthal version.

Lord of All Insects wrote:

No. We're into eco-terrorism.

Can I join? {hops up and down excitedly} I'm 1/2 wolf spider and 1/2 chuul... does that make me sufficently bug-like?

[Freehold DM]

Mr. J Johnson wrote:

I am looking for a group of runners to infiltrate Chicago and set off a sub-tactical nuclear warhead to take out the Universal Brotherhood, Which we believe is overrun by Insect Spirits. These are a dangerous bunch and must be taken care of.

Don't worry you will be fully taken care of and means have been set up by the organization looking to hire you to be exfiltrated from Chicago before the Nukes go off.

The fee will be High to match the danger of this Run. Any supplies you need can be gotten from us through your Fixer. I need an answer soon.

Shadowrun! I LOVE IT!!!!!!

[Thieving Wasp]

Where'd that bloody biter go?!

[Adam Daigle]

Awww, a bug cult!

::Scratches his thorax and preens his antennae.::

[Lord of All Insects]

Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy wrote:

Lord of All Insects wrote:

No. We're into eco-terrorism.

Can I join? {hops up and down excitedly} I'm 1/2 wolf spider and 1/2 chuul... does that make me sufficently bug-like?

You can climb aboard! Heck I'd take you if you wear a high priestess of Lolth. Today the corn fields of Nebraska, tomorrow we march and devour the Redwoods of California.

[Blood_Sample]

Thieving Wasp wrote:

Where'd that bloody biter go?!

TW hears the hovering drone of a mosquito descend behind him. As he the turns the malaria spreading insect turns and zips away fro him.

[Lord of All Insects]

Daigle wrote:

Awww, a bug cult!

::Scratches his thorax and preens his antennae.::

I was hoping you would show up. Remember, all bugs are equal on this thread. No acts of violence or comsumption are allowed.

[Thieving Wasp]

Blood_Sample wrote:

Thieving Wasp wrote:

Where'd that bloody biter go?!

TW hears the hovering drone of a mosquito descend behind him. As he the turns the malaria spreading insect turns and zips away fro him.

GET BACK HERE YOU SON OF A FEMALE WOLF SPIDER!!!

*Gives chase*

[Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy]

Thieving Wasp wrote:

GET BACK HERE YOU SON OF A FEMALE WOLF SPIDER!!!

*Gives chase*

Hey, are you talking about my mom? {taps pedipalps in annoyance}

[ohako]

Heh. For Xen'drik Expeditions, I made a Druid/Wild Plains Outrider that rode around on a Giant Preying Mantis. And wore chitin plate armor, etc, etc.

Fun times.

[Blood_Sample]

:::Flies back into the thread. Finds a place to land:::

[Thieving Wasp]

Blood_Sample wrote:

:::Flies back into the thread. Finds a place to land:::

HAAA!!! *Leaps out from under flamingo and fires*

[Blood_Sample]

Thieving Wasp wrote:

Blood_Sample wrote:

:::Flies back into the thread. Finds a place to land:::

HAAA!!! *Leaps out from under flamingo and fires*

Missing his target, Blood Sample takes off and flies towards another thread.

[Thieving Wasp]

Blood_Sample wrote:

Thieving Wasp wrote:

Blood_Sample wrote:

:::Flies back into the thread. Finds a place to land:::

HAAA!!! *Leaps out from under flamingo and fires*

Missing his target, Blood Sample takes off and flies towards another thread.

I'll get you yet! *Flies after Blood Sample*

[St John the Baptist]

WOW! Another 24 hr All-You-Can-Eat!

NOM NOM NOM!

[Lord of All Insects]

St John the Baptist wrote:

WOW! Another 24 hr All-You-Can-Eat!

NOM NOM NOM!

The maggots will get to your head and corpse soon sonny. Now where is Blood Sample?

[St John the Baptist]

Don't know much about saints do ya, Lord of the Flies?

Continues feasting on clean insects.

Hey, anybody got any honey?

[Lord of All Insects]

St John the Baptist wrote:

Don't know much about saints do ya, Lord of the Flies?

Continues feasting on clean insects.

Hey, anybody got any honey?

That's "All Insects", and I'm Baptist, if the truth must be said. St. John is escorted out the door for his crime against the insect kingdoms.

[Blood_Sample]

Blood Sample flies in and drops gasoline and a match on St. John. It's not honey, but the flames will keep the bug amused for hours to come.

[Thieving Wasp]

Blood_Sample wrote:

Blood Sample flies in and drops gasoline and a match on St. John. It's not honey, but the flames will keep the bug amused for hours to come.

Got ya! *Fires at Blood Sample*

[Buzz the Dragonfly]

*enters thread, looks around*

A plazzze to rezzzt? Ahhh.

[St John the Baptist]

The Lord hath given! Thou shalt not take away!

Runs through thread, quickly stuffing flying snacks into his mouth.

[Blood_Sample]

Thieving Wasp wrote:

Blood_Sample wrote:

Blood Sample flies in and drops gasoline and a match on St. John. It's not honey, but the flames will keep the bug amused for hours to come.

Got ya! *Fires at Blood Sample*

The agile insect ducks in front of St. John's head, where stray rounds strike the over-eating bishop squarely in the center of his skull.

He trips and Thieving Wasp is yet foiled again by bad accuracy and poorly designed firearms.

[St John the Baptist]

Thieving Wasp wrote:

Blood_Sample wrote:

Blood Sample flies in and drops gasoline and a match on St. John. It's not honey, but the flames will keep the bug amused for hours to come.

Got ya! *Fires at Blood Sample*

Laughs at harmless flames as bug parts fall out of his mouth.

More ignorance of Saints I see!

Passes on to the next bug thread.

[Crikket]

<Hops out of St. John's ear>

*Chirp*

[Lord of All Insects]

St John the Baptist wrote:

The Lord hath given! Thou shalt not take away!

Runs through thread, quickly stuffing flying snacks into his mouth.

The Lord of All Insects quickly summons to large bouncers and ejects St. John from the thread.

"...and stop eating my friends."

[Buzz the Dragonfly]

Multi-facted eyes seem to look every where at once. Buzz quickly grabs a tiny bug and eats it.

[Crikket]

<Bounces away from scary dragonfly>

*chirp*

[Buzz the Dragonfly]

Crikket wrote:

<Bounces away from scary dragonfly>

*chirp*

Yu don't fly.

*CLICK*
You're safe.

[Thieving Wasp]

Blood_Sample wrote:

Thieving Wasp wrote:

Blood_Sample wrote:

Blood Sample flies in and drops gasoline and a match on St. John. It's not honey, but the flames will keep the bug amused for hours to come.

Got ya! *Fires at Blood Sample*

The agile insect ducks in front of St. John's head, where stray rounds strike the over-eating bishop squarely in the center of his skull.

He trips and Thieving Wasp is yet foiled again by bad accuracy and poorly designed firearms.

Curses! *Fires again*

[Crikket]

<Produces diminutive dagger to cut through the dragonfly's abdomen>

*CHIRP!*

<Muscular action closes the hole>

[Lord of All Insects]

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE LORD OF ALL INSECTS

Just a reminder that sharp objects and projectile weapons will not be tolerated within the cult. Any infraction of cult policy will result in a trip to the Black Widow. And you don't want to see her.

[Noisy_Cricket]

Thieving Wasp wrote:

Blood_Sample wrote:

Thieving Wasp wrote:

Blood_Sample wrote:

Blood Sample flies in and drops gasoline and a match on St. John. It's not honey, but the flames will keep the bug amused for hours to come.

Got ya! *Fires at Blood Sample*

The agile insect ducks in front of St. John's head, where stray rounds strike the over-eating bishop squarely in the center of his skull.

He trips and Thieving Wasp is yet foiled again by bad accuracy and poorly designed firearms.

Curses! *Fires again*

Comes in and kicks Thieving Wasp across the thread.

[Green Manthis Cultist]

No offense but right now I HATE ALL MOSQUITOE!

*goes back to bed*

[Crikket]

Lord of All Insects wrote:

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE LORD OF ALL INSECTS

Just a reminder that sharp objects and projectile weapons will not be tolerated within the cult. Any infraction of cult policy will result in a trip to the Black Widow. And you don't want to see her.

<Hides dagger>

*Chirp?*

[Thieving Wasp]

Noisy_Cricket wrote:

Thieving Wasp wrote:

Blood_Sample wrote:

Thieving Wasp wrote:

Blood_Sample wrote:

Blood Sample flies in and drops gasoline and a match on St. John. It's not honey, but the flames will keep the bug amused for hours to come.

Got ya! *Fires at Blood Sample*

The agile insect ducks in front of St. John's head, where stray rounds strike the over-eating bishop squarely in the center of his skull.

He trips and Thieving Wasp is yet foiled again by bad accuracy and poorly designed firearms.

Curses! *Fires again*

Comes in and kicks Thieving Wasp across the thread.

Watch it, chirpy!

*Changes targets*
Black widows? I eat black widows for BREAKFAST! Of course, they're poisonous, so you have to remove that, and make sure to get all of it, their fangs complete with venom fetch a pretty penny, and their abdomen is disgusting, because those spiders need to lose weight... *Rambles*

[Buzz the Dragonfly]

Crikket wrote:

Lord of All Insects wrote:

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE LORD OF ALL INSECTS

Just a reminder that sharp objects and projectile weapons will not be tolerated within the cult. Any infraction of cult policy will result in a trip to the Black Widow. And you don't want to see her.

<Hides dagger>

*Chirp?*

*NOM*

*eats Crikket again*

[Poodle of the Shadows]

*infiltrates Bug Cult*

[Greyish-Greenish Slaad]

*Runs in* YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP!!!
Oh, hey Poodle of the Shadows! Why are you infiltrating this place?

[Crikket]

Buzz the Dragonfly wrote:

Crikket wrote:

Lord of All Insects wrote:

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE LORD OF ALL INSECTS

Just a reminder that sharp objects and projectile weapons will not be tolerated within the cult. Any infraction of cult policy will result in a trip to the Black Widow. And you don't want to see her.

<Hides dagger>

*Chirp?*

*NOM*

*eats Crikket again*

*sigh*

<Cuts way out of Buzz, again. Shakes fists at the dragonfly.>

*CHIRP!!!*

<Hops out of thread>

[Lord of All Insects]

Ah, 44 posts and rising. Breed my minions breed and will shall overrun the forum boards.

[Poodle of the Shadows]

Greyish-Greenish Slaad wrote:

*Runs in* YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP!!!

Oh, hey Poodle of the Shadows! Why are you infiltrating this place?

Why does a Slaad look like a poodle?

[Ambrosia Slaad]

Poodle of the Shadows wrote:

Why does a Slaad look like a poodle?

I think he is gonna be on an upcoming Springer episode, "Poodles Who Think They Are Other Species."

[maury]"Greyish-Greenish... you are not the father!"[/maury]

[Greyish-Greenish Slaad]

Poodle of the Shadows wrote:

Greyish-Greenish Slaad wrote:

*Runs in* YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP!!!

Oh, hey Poodle of the Shadows! Why are you infiltrating this place?

Why does a Slaad look like a poodle?

Nah, that's just my name. I was always a poodle on the inside! 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[Poodle of the Shadows]

Greyish-Greenish Slaad wrote:

Poodle of the Shadows wrote:

Greyish-Greenish Slaad wrote:

*Runs in* YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP!!!

Oh, hey Poodle of the Shadows! Why are you infiltrating this place?

Why does a Slaad look like a poodle?

Nah, that's just my name. I was always a poodle on the inside!

And I'm sure if you clap and believe hard enough the magical little fairy will come back to life...

[Scrappy-Doo Slaad]

Poodle of the Shadows wrote:

Greyish-Greenish Slaad wrote:

Nah, that's just my name. I was always a poodle on the inside!

And I'm sure if you clap and believe hard enough the magical little fairy will come back to life...

Shhhh, you'll set him a'yappin again! I think he's off his meds anyway. And if he ties a towel around his neck as a cape and climbs on the roof... don't stop him.

[Jack's Right Hand Man]

It'd be great if Moorluck could come in here and fumigate these bugs. This place would be a great spot for the Jacks to build another clubhouse.