The aroma of Sin-a-man buns and butterfrogscotch cookies bathes your nostrils with goodness as you approach a quaint little store that sits alone on the edge of the Mierani Forest. The shopkeeper, a friendly half-elf greets you with a smile on his face and a tray of baked goods to sample
Welcome travelers, come in to little shop of baked wonders; It is the grand opening, so everything is free for 1 day!
you open the door to discover that Azhagal's bakery is the size of a large tavern with pixies flying around bringing cakes and such to the sample trays and pastry cases strewn about the shop, some even wink at you.
what would you like, we've got everything! from Dire Bear Claws to mammoth ears to Sin-a-man buns and everything in between.
and I'd suggest trying the hellwasp honey-glazed donuts. they are simply delecta-licious.
The aroma of Sin-a-man buns and butterfrogscotch cookies bathes your nostrils with goodness as you approach a quaint little store that sits alone on the edge of the Mierani Forest. The shopkeeper, a friendly half-elf greets you with a smile on his face and a tray of baked goods to sample...
{starts licking the glass counter separating her from baked delights}
I'd like to try one of those Elf-Ent Ears.
I'd like to try one of those Elf-Ent Ears.
help yourself friend!
Do you have any crem-[b]Gruele]/b].
"Would you have deep fried kitten fritters?"
Do you have any crem-[b]Gruele]/b].
I have unfortunately lost my mother creme gruelee recipe, so no sorry
"Would you have deep fried kitten fritters?"
yes, in fact I do, they should be next to the blink dog eclairs
Do you have...
Braaaaiiiiinnnnnsssss........?
Do you have...
Braaaaiiiiinnnnnsssss........?
I have Brain muffins
*may or may not actually contain brains*
Mmmm...bran!!!
Do you have...
Braaaaiiiiinnnnnsssss........?
I have Brain muffins
*may or may not actually contain brains*
What about your brain?
It looks delicious.
Do you have...
Braaaaiiiiinnnnnsssss........?
I have Brain muffins
*may or may not actually contain brains*What about your brain?
It looks delicious.
SECURITY!!!!!!!!
SECURITY!!!!!!!!Do you have...
Braaaaiiiiinnnnnsssss........?
I have Brain muffins
*may or may not actually contain brains*What about your brain?
It looks delicious.
"Right, what's all this then?"
"Right, what's all this then?"SECURITY!!!!!!!!Do you have...
Braaaaiiiiinnnnnsssss........?
I have Brain muffins
*may or may not actually contain brains*What about your brain?
It looks delicious.
we have an insatiable brain-eating ghost trying to personally lobotomize me, and he's scaring the pixies and children
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Hey! This looks like the place for Hungry Jack®, especially with what's happened to the Jack thread.
Sour Cream Streusel Coffee Cake
Ingredients:
• Crisco® Original No-Stick Cooking Spray
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TOPPING
• 1/3 cup Hungry Jack® Buttermilk Complete Pancake & Waffle Mix (Just Add Water)
• 1/3 cup firmly packed brown sugar
• 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
• 1/3 cup chopped nuts
• 1/4 cup butter, softened
•
BATTER
• 2 cups Hungry Jack® Buttermilk Complete Pancake & Waffle Mix (Just Add Water)
• 1/2 cup sugar
• 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
• 1 cup sour cream
• 1/4 cup Crisco® Pure Vegetable Oil
OR Crisco® Pure Canola Oil
• 1 large egg, slightly beaten
• Powdered sugar (optional)
Preparation Directions:
1. HEAT oven to 350°F. Spray a 9-inch square or round baking pan with no-stick cooking spray.
2. MIX pancake mix, brown sugar, 1 teaspoon cinnamon, chopped nuts and butter for topping in a medium bowl until combined. Set aside.
3. COMBINE pancake mix, sugar and 1 teaspoon cinnamon. Add sour cream, oil and egg. Blend just until dry ingredients are moistened. Spread half the batter into prepared pan, sprinkle with half the topping mixture. Spread with remaining batter and sprinkle with remaining topping.
4. BAKE 30 to 35 minutes or until toothpick inserted in center comes out clean. Serve garnished with powdered sugar, if desired.
TIP High Altitude: Decrease sugar to 1/4 cup. Bake as directed above.
Prep Time: 15 min
Cook Time: 30 min
What has this world come to when shambling undead can just walk, er shamble, into a fine comestibles establishment?
The proprietor said "Welcome travelers." I am a traveller. Unless he meant to discriminate against the living-challenged?
By the way... Your brain looks delicious.
Hey! This looks like the place for Hungry Jack®, especially with what's happened to the Jack thread.
Sour Cream Streusel Coffee Cake
Ingredients:
• Crisco® Original No-Stick Cooking Spray
•
TOPPING
• 1/3 cup Hungry Jack® Buttermilk Complete Pancake & Waffle Mix (Just Add Water)
• 1/3 cup firmly packed brown sugar
• 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
• 1/3 cup chopped nuts
• 1/4 cup butter, softened
•
BATTER
• 2 cups Hungry Jack® Buttermilk Complete Pancake & Waffle Mix (Just Add Water)
• 1/2 cup sugar
• 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
• 1 cup sour cream
• 1/4 cup Crisco® Pure Vegetable Oil
OR Crisco® Pure Canola Oil
• 1 large egg, slightly beaten
• Powdered sugar (optional)Preparation Directions:
1. HEAT oven to 350°F. Spray a 9-inch square or round baking pan with no-stick cooking spray.
2. MIX pancake mix, brown sugar, 1 teaspoon cinnamon, chopped nuts and butter for topping in a medium bowl until combined. Set aside.
3. COMBINE pancake mix, sugar and 1 teaspoon cinnamon. Add sour cream, oil and egg. Blend just until dry ingredients are moistened. Spread half the batter into prepared pan, sprinkle with half the topping mixture. Spread with remaining batter and sprinkle with remaining topping.
4. BAKE 30 to 35 minutes or until toothpick inserted in center comes out clean. Serve garnished with powdered sugar, if desired.
TIP High Altitude: Decrease sugar to 1/4 cup. Bake as directed above.Prep Time: 15 min
Cook Time: 30 min
this sounds delicious, may I purchase the recipe from you sir?
The proprietor said "Welcome travelers." I am a traveller. Unless he meant to discriminate against the living-challenged?
By the way... Your brain looks delicious.
no my shop is welcome to everyone who does not wish to harm and/or devour any part of the other customers or staff...much, less myself
so with that said I'd let a Choker, Intellect Devourer, even a Breathdrinker in here, lest they have ulterior motives...so should you choose too keep mentally harassing me I will have to remove you by force
Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012
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What has this world come to when shambling undead can just walk, er shamble, into a fine comestibles establishment?
The proprietor said "Welcome travelers." I am a traveller. Unless he meant to discriminate against the living-challenged?
By the way... Your brain looks delicious.
You didn't see the sign that said "No shirt, no shoes, no soul, no service?" That would explain the lack of lawyers in the shop.
I can assure you that my brain is quite gamy. Not delicious at all, in any way. There's this horse that prances around here that you might be interested in.
What has this world come to when shambling undead can just walk, er shamble, into a fine comestibles establishment?
The proprietor said "Welcome travelers." I am a traveller. Unless he meant to discriminate against the living-challenged?
By the way... Your brain looks delicious.
You didn't see the sign that said "No shirt, no shoes, no soul, no service?" That would explain the lack of lawyers in the shop.
I can assure you that my brain is quite gamy. Not delicious at all, in any way. There's this horse that prances around here that you might be interested in.
No soul? This is not some unintelligent corporeal undead you are dealing with. I AM a soul.
I am curious about this horse you speak of.
Would there be a problem if I just waited outside this establishment? I will only eat customers' brains on their way out, so they will have already bought something...
No soul? This is not some unintelligent corporeal undead you are dealing with. I AM a soul.
I am curious about this horse you speak of.
Would there be a problem if I just waited outside this establishment? I will only eat customers' brains on their way out, so they will have already bought something...
Ah, but you don't HAVE a soul.
<Hopes that no one notices the shallow attempt at backing up spurious logic>
No soul? This is not some unintelligent corporeal undead you are dealing with. I AM a soul.
I am curious about this horse you speak of.
Would there be a problem if I just waited outside this establishment? I will only eat customers' brains on their way out, so they will have already bought something...
Ah, but you don't HAVE a soul.
<Hopes that no one notices the shallow attempt at backing up spurious logic>
But I...
Erm...
I thought incorp...
Hmm...
What about...
...
*eats taig's brain*
No soul? This is not some unintelligent corporeal undead you are dealing with. I AM a soul.
I am curious about this horse you speak of.
Would there be a problem if I just waited outside this establishment? I will only eat customers' brains on their way out, so they will have already bought something...
Ah, but you don't HAVE a soul.
<Hopes that no one notices the shallow attempt at backing up spurious logic>
But I...
Erm...
I thought incorp...
Hmm...
What about...
...
*eats taig's brain*
I didn't want to do this but....
a bright light emanates from a sin-a-man bun
I cast Turn undead, now gitouttaheah!
I didn't want to do this but....
a bright light emanates from a sin-a-man bun
I cast Turn undead, now gitouttaheah!
That's rough.
Can I get a bear claw for the road? How about a brain?
Eh, never mind.
*wanders back to the Mmmm Brains thread*
I didn't want to do this but....
a bright light emanates from a sin-a-man bun
I cast Turn undead, now gitouttaheah!
That's rough.
Can I get a bear claw for the road? How about a brain?
Eh, never mind.
*wanders back to the Mmmm Brains thread*
here, is a bear claw now please leave!
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Cheesy Potato Pancakes with Sausage
Ingredients:
• 1 (12 oz.) package Johnsonville Original Breakfast Patties
• Crisco® Original No-Stick Cooking Spray
• 1 cup Hungry Jack® Buttermilk Complete Pancake & Waffle Mix (Just Add Water)
• 1 1/2 cups Hungry Jack® Mashed Potatoes, Flakes
• 2 1/2 cups milk
• 2 large eggs
• 2 tablespoons Crisco® Pure Vegetable Oil
• 2 tablespoons Hungry Jack® Microwave Ready Regular Syrup (optional)
• 1/2 cup shredded carrots
• 1/4 cup sliced green onion
• 1/4 cup grated Parmesan cheese
• 1/2 cup shredded sharp Cheddar cheese
Preparation Directions:
1. COOK and crumble sausage patties in large skillet over medium heat until no longer pink. Drain, if necessary.
2. SPRAY skillet or griddle with no-stick cooking spray. Heat skillet over medium-high heat or electric griddle to 375°F.
3. COMBINE pancake mix and potato flakes in large bowl. Whisk together milk, eggs, oil and syrup, if desired, in medium bowl. Add liquids to dry ingredients, stirring just until large lumps disappear. Blend in carrots, onions, Parmesan cheese and cooked sausage.
4. POUR 1/4 cup batter for each pancake onto hot skillet or griddle. Cook for 3 minutes. Turn. Cook an additional 2 to 3 minutes or until golden brown. Place 3 or 4 pancakes on dinner plate. Sprinkle with Cheddar cheese before serving.
Yield: 4 to 5 servings
Prep Time: 15 min
Cook Time: 6 min
*eats taig's brain*
Oh dear! {pokes tentacle into hole, slides ring of regeneration over Taig's leftover bits of brainstem} Hmmm, much better {watches Taig's brain matter, then skull, then fur grow back}
Well, other than some possible memory loss and a cowlick from the fur growing back slightly weird, Taig should be ok.
Although with that ring of regeneration trapped in there, he may not be able to equip a magic helm or circlet.
Troll Cream Pie, please :)
The tasty bakery delight that keeps filling you up!
with out without druid snacks sprinkled on the top?
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*eats taig's brain*Oh dear! {pokes tentacle into hole, slides ring of regeneration over Taig's leftover bits of brainstem} Hmmm, much better {watches Taig's brain matter, then skull, then fur grow back}
Well, other than some possible memory loss and a cowlick from the fur growing back slightly weird, Taig should be ok.
Although with that ring of regeneration trapped in there, he may not be able to equip a magic helm or circlet.
What was I doing here, again? And why is my fur all funny?
What was I doing here, again? And why is my fur all funny?
You were here to kick zombie ass and chew bubble gum. And you were allllllll out of bubblegum.
So you stopped in here for a snack. Just please don't be hungry for calamari.
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What was I doing here, again? And why is my fur all funny?You were here to kick zombie ass and chew bubble gum. And you were allllllll out of bubblegum.
So you stopped in here for a snack. Just please don't be hungry for calamari.
Great Cthulhu's Tentacles! We wouldn't wanna slice n dice you! Would we? hmm ... yummy calamari fresh from the sea...
Uh bluh bluh bluh.
Great Cthulhu's Tentacles! We wouldn't wanna slice n dice you! Would we? hmm ... yummy calamari fresh from the sea...
Sorry, I'm not a squid, so no possibility of calamari. I'm an octopus.
Ummm, wait, forget that last linkie. {prepares to flee}
Sorry, I'm not a squid, so no possibility of calamari. I'm an octopus.
Ummm, wait, forget that last linkie. {prepares to flee}
Takoyaki... I got a sudden urge for takoyaki... and vanilla eye-scream with powdered sin-a-man on top.
Great Cthulhu's Tentacles! We wouldn't wanna slice n dice you! Would we? hmm ... yummy calamari fresh from the sea...Sorry, I'm not a squid, so no possibility of calamari. I'm an octopus.
Ummm, wait, forget that last linkie. {prepares to flee}
The Greeks know what to do with octopus. Grill it, serve with olive oil and lemon...mmm...
The Greeks know what to do with octopus. Grill it, serve with olive oil and lemon...mmm...
But you're a plant! And as an octopus, I'm a carnivore... we're not supposed to eat each other!
{notices hungry patrons in shoppe turning her way} Eep! {Teleports away in a cloud of inky ether}
Originally posted on Giant in the Playground, but I thought it was appropriate to post here. Feel free to substitute another feat for the Create Magical Baked Food Feat [Create Wondrous Item feat or Create Magical Food feats would work depending on what feats you allow].
Bear claw
Eating this pastry gives you a +4 bonus to Strength. The effects last for 4 minutes. The pastry is good for a week before it starts to go stale. A stale bear claw can still be eaten for 1d4 days before it rots completely. A stale bear claw causes the eater to be Sickened for 1d4 rounds. A rotten bear claw causes the eater to Nauseated for 1d4 hours.
Faint enchantment; CL 4th; Create Magical Baked Food; bull's strenth; Price 300 gp; weight negligible.
Don't let the greenman thing fool you. I'm a meat-heavy omnivore.
Smacks lips.
I got a sudden urge for takoyaki... and vanilla eye-scream with powdered sin-a-man on top.
aisle 4
Got any throwing scones? Any sort of battle bread will do, really
I do believe so, they are buy 2 get 1 bludgeoning crumpet free!
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Portobello and Maple Pork Stew
Ingredients:
• 2 tablespoons Crisco® Pure Canola Oil
OR Crisco® Original No-Stick Cooking Spray, if using slow cooker
• 2 pounds pork shoulder, trimmed and cut into 3/4-inch cubes
• 1 1/2 cups coarsely chopped yellow onions
• 1/4 cup Pillsbury BEST® All Purpose Flour
• 2 teaspoons ground sage
• 1 (5/8 oz.) packet Pillsbury Brown Gravy Mix
• 1/3 cup Hungry Jack® Microwave Ready Butter Flavored Syrup
• 2 cups water
• 1 (8 oz.) package sliced baby portobello mushrooms or white mushrooms
• Hot cooked egg noodles (optional)
Preparation Directions:
STOVETOP METHOD
1. HEAT oil in Dutch Oven over medium high heat until shimmering. Season meat with salt and pepper. Brown meat in two batches. Remove to plate. Cook and stir onions, adding more oil if necessary, just until soft. Return meat to pot.
2. STIR in flour, sage, gravy mix, syrup and water. Bring stew to a boil. Reduce to a simmer. Cover and simmer 1 hour, stirring occasionally. Stir in mushrooms, continuing to simmer until meat is fork-tender. Stir to combine gravy and serve over hot cooked egg noodles, if desired.
SLOW COOKER METHOD
1. OMIT the oil. Instead, spray slow cooker with no-stick cooking spray.
2. SEASON meat cubes with salt and pepper. Place meat, onions, flour, sage, gravy mix, syrup, water and mushrooms in slow cooker. Stir to combine.
3. COVER and cook on LOW 6 to 8 hours or until meat is fork-tender. Stir to combine gravy. Serve over hot cooked egg noodles, if desired.
Prep Time: 5 min
Cook Time: 1 hrs 45 min
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Hungry Jack® has been feeding families like yours for nearly 70 years. From the launch of Hungry Jack Mashed Potatoes in 1967 to the innovation of the reheatable microwavable Hungry Jack Syrup bottle in 1994, Hungry Jack has been gathering families around the table for good times, great food and that delicious Hungry Jack taste. That's why everybody’s happy when it's Hungry Jack™!
Now that all the grand opening buzz has simmered down to a sweet syrup, it is time to tell you of the effects of eating each of our baked goods.
Sin-a-Man Buns-for the duration of 1 encounter chosen within 2 days of purchasing the Sin-a-Man Bun, it contains one of two effects determined by the rolling of a d6.
rolled 1-3(mischievous glaze): you gain the Abyssal Curse ability which, in addition to adding an extra 2d6 to all melee attacks against good-aligned creatures, makes them lose 3 points*your lowest ability modifer per turn with a damage cap of 15
rolled 4-6(Sin-a-Man): roll a d20 if you get a 20, you need not confirm this, any 2 monsters you choosen gave been instantly coup d graced, should the sum of their CR put together equal twice the ECL of your party members you may instead double any crit damage made against them. this may only be used once so if you purchase another Sin-a-Man bun and get another 20, you may summon 1 monster of the evil alignment whose CR is equal to your caster level +2
if instead you got a result of 19 or under, you are counted as invisible for 3 rounds
Dire Bear Claw: you gain the natural weapons of a dire bear(2d4+10) for 5 rounds
Mammoth Ears: add 10 to listen checks for 1 day
Hellwasp Honey-dipped donuts: eating this delicious donut yields no effect but this counts as a +1 shuriken of summoning hellwasps when thrown in forests.
Butterfrogscotch Cookies: these butterfrog-shaped cookies give you temporary butterfly wings and 10 ranks in fly, these effects last for 1d4 hours
Kitten Fritters: allos you tho wildshape into a small cat for 1d3 rounds for 1 day
Blink Dog eclairs: if you had a dog prior to the purchase of this eclair, feed it this baked good and henceforth it is a blink dog
Brain muffins: +3 to INT (permanent) only 1 per character
Troll Cream Pie: when eaten by the party, for th purpose of avoiding unwanted/unnecessary encounters an illusion spell is cast making the party members appear to be high level trolls.
Druid Snacks: for three days treat yourself as being 1 level higher in druid than you actually are
Throwing Scones: when this +2 pastry shuriken is thrown at an enemy they are shaken for 1d4 rounds
Bludgeoning Crumpets: this simple looking crumpet is actually the head of a large adamantine warhammer, it power is released after in goes stale in 4 days, on the third day stick a twig from a tree in the Mierani forest into the bottom of it. when you wake up the next day you have a +2 Adamantine warhammer of Healing
More to come soon
Now that all the grand opening buzz has simmered down to a sweet syrup, it is time to tell you of the effects of eating each of our baked goods.
{gates in, looking tired but very content} Do you have anything more, uhm... romantic in nature or effects, even possibly something that grants Endurance temporarily?
Now that all the grand opening buzz has simmered down to a sweet syrup, it is time to tell you of the effects of eating each of our baked goods.{gates in, looking tired but very content} Do you have anything more, uhm... romantic in nature or effects, even possibly something that grants Endurance temporarily?
Well their are the nymph puddings which allow you carry 20 charges of charm person
and I'm currently working on a recipes for Succubus/Incubus Bars
Those sounds really good.
Will you be getting any badgerclairs, by any chance?
hmm. sounds intriguing, I'll look into it