Shine brightly
By the God of cleanliness, I love car washes.
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Chazuzu is back! Yay for Chazuzu! Chazuzu, everyone!
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{reads from notecard using voiceover voice} The comedic prop stylings and improv skits of Chazuzu will appear at Beelzebub's Left Teats, in Dis, on the second week of Gozran. The week after, he is scheduled to co-host the 993rd annual Jerry Parker-Lewis Damnation Day Telethon with Colin Mochrie, and the first of Erastus he'll premiere in his first comedy show on Hell Box Office... so be sure to set the TiVos on your scrying devices!
I think I need to get a new TiVo, yeeesssss.
admiring her demonic beauty
I'm goddess.
*squeal gleefully*
Time for Cosmopolitan, GQ, Vogue, and Hustler magazines.
Where is my publishing agent..?
D'oh! Decca!
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He drown.
Ohhhh, poppers...
<Returns to the kitchen>
Jalapeno popper's are the devil's food. I'll pass.
I like Jalapenos. But, please don't start chopping onions. You have no idea what it's like to have dozens of eyes tearing up.
I can help with that.
Eggs Ben Stein
Oh my.
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Who invited Nicolas Cage to the Celestial Realms? Now it's a party!
Eggs Ben Stein
*egg dissolves as soon as it hits Stein's Aura of Boredom*
Hey! I'm a celebrity too!
Oh, did you costar with Nic Cage in a movie?
I was in Ghost!
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If he starts up with that, we'll Ssendam to the Slaad Thread.
We'll have a welcoming party ready, yeeesssss.
Anyone HOME!!!!!
...Then all Hell breaks loose.
Unsheathes holy sword
I pray the gods of good behavior and purity that he is still at the Hard Rock in Las Vegas.
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*comes in wearing a judge's wig backwards, dragging a heavy sack marked with a tag that is singing "FOR CF" in Protean*
Special delivery from the Slaad Thread, yeeesssss.
Yay! We never get special deliveries!
It has a funny hat, soooo maybe Fuurby?
I'm here to put some canon into this thread.
Hands out four canon cameras to the first four celestial that qualify.
*slips camera into coat pocket*
*manifests invisibility*
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Maybe you all need better hats. I rock this fez.
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That is simply smashing, boss! Mine is just made of root vegetables.
I was thinking of something like this.
Hmmmm, very photographic. I bless this photo in the name of the All-Canon. Ruler of All Things Official in a Chronological Order.
Sprinkle Clorox on the photograph
{drunkenly scrawls a around the loose Canon}
Why can't I get my white robes pearly white?
You need more Extract of Oyster, yeeesssss.
As long as it doesn't replace my Turnip Glo™, the multiverse's only combination dishwashing and laundry detergent.
You could try the only blessed bleach approved by the Universal Church. Makes whites whiter and scrubs chaos and evil clean.
The burning is how you know it's working, boss.