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Did you turnip any good recipes there?

I like Jalapenos. But, please don't start chopping onions. You have no idea what it's like to have dozens of eyes tearing up.

I'm keeping my eyes on you.

Egads! I can smell it through my cornea's!

That will take care of the toilets. Afterward can we aim the puddings at Pazuzu so we don't have to listen to bad jokes?

Can't we just summon a few water elementals to unplug the toilets?

Well then it was all a misunderstanding, of course. I once razed an entire orphanage. Asmode... I mean, Iomedae... was pleased.

Hmmm - I beginning to wonder if you truly are a native of this plane.

sense motive: 1d20 ⇒ 7

Aha - my bad. You check out. Carry on good angel.

Perfect - the visine spokescreature position just opened up.

Did he shave better than he could sing?

It's not the breath holding that bothers me, it's the darn red-eye afterwards.

Dinner, ahem, I mean our guest has arrived.

Saw what? - Bluff check - 1d20 ⇒ 6

It wasn't me. I only know how to summon celestial things that aren't part of someone else's intellectual property.

Gah! wrong website. Someone must have been looking for me, instead Argos. With all of the stuff you have accumulated, you need something that can keep its eyes on things while you are away. Plus, I'll keep those snarky poodles at bay.

two eyes

Ok, Ok who summoned the Beholder?