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You Are Likely to be Eaten by a Grue.And poor Solnes thinks this is just a reference from the show "Chuck".What!!! She knoweth not the joys of Zork!!! For shame.
Actually there is a Facebook Ap version of Zork I, II and III. I have them bookmarked for ease of use... :)
Zork I-III have been released as downloadable freeware, y'know.
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Zork I-III have been released as downloadable freeware, y'know.Yeah I know... I have Zork I loaded, and the other 2 there ready
I'm on dialup. YouTube is my mortal enemy.That sucks. You woulda loved that clip! :(
So yeah, no one has an excuse to not know of the risks of being eaten by a grue.
And honestly? I'm still fairly happy to have a 'net connection that will handle a single MMO at a time. These mountains around here mean no cable for anyone, and satellite sucks for gaming.
These mountains around here mean no cable for anyone, and satellite sucks for gaming.
I have played FPS on dial up. I feel for you.
Time for an IRC game!
People who Rick Roll are going to the same hell for people who talk during movies and steal books from the library.
I knew a guy that told me that Billy Joel marrying a 23 year old was going to be hell for Billy Joel. I nominate him to be Satan.
What about now that he is divorcing her?
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I knew a guy that told me that Billy Joel marrying a 23 year old was going to be hell for Billy Joel. I nominate him to be Satan.What about now that he is divorcing her?
Well, Hell is supposed to be an eternity of torture. That means that we would have to be married to a 23 year old hottie for eternity.
What mean "we," pale face?
I don't think I like a hell where Billy Joel, you, and I are all married to the same 23 year old hottie. Even if she does look like Seoni.
I don't think I like a hell where Billy Joel, you, and I are all married to the same 23 year old hottie. Even if she does look like Seoni.No, you misunderstand. We would each have our own 23 year old hottie to "torment" us.
Oh, OK. But before, you said:
That means that we would have to be married to a 23 year old hottie for eternity.
(Emphasis mine.)
I thought the torment was the polyandry. But now you say no sharing and torment is in quotes. Which has me looking forward to "hell". When we aren't being "tormented", we can game or go have a beer and listen to Billy Joel live at The Fiery Furnace.
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I don't think I like a hell where Billy Joel, you, and I are all married to the same 23 year old hottie. Even if she does look like Seoni.No, you misunderstand. We would each have our own 23 year old hottie to "torment" us.Oh, OK. But before, you said:
That means that we would have to be married to a 23 year old hottie for eternity.(Emphasis mine.)
I thought the torment was the polyandry. But now you say no sharing and torment is in quotes. Which has me looking forward to "hell". When we aren't being tormented, we can game or go have a beer and listen to Billy Joel live at The Fiery Furnace.
Alright, I concede that I wasn't clear what I meant. I bet hell has a jamming club scene too.
Alright, I concede that I wasn't clear what I meant. I bet hell has a jamming club scene too.I don't think I like a hell where Billy Joel, you, and I are all married to the same 23 year old hottie. Even if she does look like Seoni.No, you misunderstand. We would each have our own 23 year old hottie to "torment" us.Oh, OK. But before, you said:
That means that we would have to be married to a 23 year old hottie for eternity.(Emphasis mine.)
I thought the torment was the polyandry. But now you say no sharing and torment is in quotes. Which has me looking forward to "hell". When we aren't being tormented, we can game or go have a beer and listen to Billy Joel live at The Fiery Furnace.
Yeah, but being Hell, you are stabbed in both ear drums before being tossed into the mosh pit, where other NSFW things happen to you.
...where other NSFW things happen to you.
Ooooo!
...where other NSFW things happen to you.Ooooo!
^_^ Depending on which version of Hell you're going to, the "hottie" can run from the mild (D&D shapeshifting erinyes or succubus) to the truly hardcore NSFW .. things.
...to the truly hardcore NSFW .. things.
With tentacles?
...to the truly hardcore NSFW .. things.With tentacles?
Let us just say I recall reading a Call of Cthluhu fiction piece that involved NSFW tentacular activity, placing that around a 7 on a 1 to 10 scale.
It all depends on one's own vision of Hell I suppose. ^_^
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I don't think I like a hell where Billy Joel, you, and I are all married to the same 23 year old hottie. Even if she does look like Seoni.No, you misunderstand. We would each have our own 23 year old hottie to "torment" us.
I think I will stick to having taken over Limbo when the Catholics dropped it. For one thing, infinite metaphysical territory beats a cramped flaming pit any day.
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^_^ Depending on which version of Hell you're going to, the "hottie" can run from the mild (D&D shapeshifting erinyes or succubus) to the truly hardcore NSFW .. things....where other NSFW things happen to you.Ooooo!
Yeah, but since there is no morality in hell, there is no need for anyone to be punished, therefore you will have a lot of fun. Just ask Casey and Andy.
You'll have to pretend to be Japanese, or else an otaku....to the truly hardcore NSFW .. things.With tentacles?
Or one of those wierd girls with just a head and a mass of tentacles...
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Yeah, but since there is no morality in hell, there is no need for anyone to be punished, therefore you will have a lot of fun. Just ask Casey and Andy.^_^ Depending on which version of Hell you're going to, the "hottie" can run from the mild (D&D shapeshifting erinyes or succubus) to the truly hardcore NSFW .. things....where other NSFW things happen to you.Ooooo!
Hell permabanned me.
Yeah, but since there is no morality in hell, there is no need for anyone to be punished, therefore you will have a lot of fun. Just ask Casey and Andy.^_^ Depending on which version of Hell you're going to, the "hottie" can run from the mild (D&D shapeshifting erinyes or succubus) to the truly hardcore NSFW .. things....where other NSFW things happen to you.Ooooo!
Was working from the angle of "you are in Hell to be punished for what you did in your mortal life". If you go the amoral route ... things get twisted PDQ. :)
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You Are Likely to be Eaten by a Grue.I like this. Is it wrong that I like it?
Nope... I love it!!!
I even posted a link on my Facebook Profile to share the love. ;)
They were kobolds disguised as elves masquerading as rabbits pretending to be poodles that were dressed up like lambs.
"... who don't know their baby's daddies. On the next Maury.
Sounds more like an episode of Springer.
Ordinarily, I'd agree, but Maury is the King of Paternity Tests. Although, it's possible the Maury is Mr. Hyde to Springer's Mr. Hyde-ier?
You celebrate your 100th post and think that you are no longer a noob now.
Wohoooo 100th post !!!!!
Wohoooo 100th post !!!!!
Fly-weight!
Yep I'm totally a noob. However I do have an idea for an alias now, so that'll be one step closer to ascending from noob status.
The great Fryer has love for the N00b, come and share in his wisdom.