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{winks back into existence} OK, who pulled the lever marked "DO NOT PULL"?
Why do we even have that lever?
I think it was a "buy one, get one free" dealio.
I attended a family picnic tomorrow.
Which Nics did they end up pic-ing?
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{winks back into existence} OK, who pulled the lever marked "DO NOT PULL"?
Why do we even have that lever?
Eat lever?
Which Nics did they end up pic-ing?
The chartreuse ones.
I was making plans to crash a party tomorrow. Sadly, it got cancelled for lack of planned attendance.
Curse those temporal counterconflagrations!
And there little dogs, to!
Woof bark roar meow honk.
*searches around for abandoned pastries to start the new year off right with*
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*searches around for abandoned pastries to start the new year off right with*
Sorry, the possum broke in last night and ate them all.
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No doughnuts, only buck nuts.
Better than Fuddrucks.
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* Slaadlings doze in the corner*
{ fat slaad eats a stress-reducing raspberry-filled jelly donut and pets a large floofy cat }
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Eats large floofy cat and pets stress-reducing raspberry-filled jelly donut.
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Remember ALF? He's back! In Pog form!
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*looks around excitedly at mention of doughnuts*
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pets stress-reducing raspberry-filled jelly donut.
Kinkyyyy.
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Hey! I'm watching you...
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pets stress-reducing raspberry-filled jelly donut.Kinkyyyy.
Look at me! Im standing in Healy Lamarr's shoes!
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Sir, I represent the estate of Charlie Chaplin. I have a court order demanding an immediate halt to this unauthorized imitation.
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Chaplin Chaplin Chaplin,
Keep those Charlies Chaplin,
Keep those Chaplies Charlin,
Rawhide!
Baked hide.
Boiled hide.
Fried hide.
Baked hide.
Boiled hide.
Fried hide.
Butt jerky ain't gonna make itself.
Butt jerky ain't gonna make itself.Baked hide.
Boiled hide.
Fried hide.
YAAR! Not with tha' attitude it willn't. Booty jerky be a wonderful thang ta gnaw 'pon whilst terrorizing tha seven seas, but tha far rarer self-made stuff be legend-(wait fer it)-dary.
Fear me.
Nuthin to fear butt.
Yes. Good. Fear my butt. Excellent.
Butt jerky ain't gonna make itself.Baked hide.
Boiled hide.
Fried hide.
I thought it was called New Jersey.
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*consumes yet more of the thread*
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Last time I consumed thread, I got thrown out of the fabric store.
You really gotta slurp it up like spaghetti, faster than you can get caught.
Start with the red ones, I heard an orc say they go faster.
I'm having soup & slaad for lunch.
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Last time I consumed thread, I got thrown out of the fabric store.
I did that too, performed a vigorous Watusi for 128 consecutive hours afterwards, then excreted a fully tailored three-piece linen suit, not without some effort.
I'm having soup & slaad for lunch.
Izat so?
Last time I consumed thread, I got thrown out of the fabric store.I did that too, performed a vigorous Watusi for 128 consecutive hours afterwards, then excreted a fully tailored three-piece linen suit, not without some effort.
An exquisite suit it was, yeeeesssssss, after about six times through the wash. I still wear it to this day, yeeeessssss.