EASTER BUNNIES ARE SLAADS
OMG they are so cute!!!
EASTER BUNNIES ARE SLAADSWait, I wasn't aware we reproduced like this.
Three cheers for the miracle/wish of birth, yeeesssss.
applies generous amounts of cold magic to thread, then skates across the surface
UNAUTHORIZED USE OF C0LD MAG1C DETECTED
*signs Potato's name on the ice*
There. Author-ized, yeeesssss.
I didn't know Potato's real name was "I. P. Freely".
I plucked this quill off an imentesh. It has a mind of its own sometimes, yeeesssss.
Heh heh heh....pee pee.
applies generous amounts of cold magic to thread, then skates across the surface
Snorts up the cold magic like an over-powered hoover
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applies generous amounts of cold magic to thread, then skates across the surfaceSnorts up the cold magic like an over-powered hoover
{has a Modern Problems flashback}
I used to like to walk the straight and narrow line.
I used to think everything was fine.
Sometimes I'd sit and gaze for days through sleepless dreams,
All alone and trapped in time.
All alone and trapped in time.
I wonder what tomorrow has in mind for me?
Or am I even in it's mind at all?
Perhaps I'll get a chance to look ahead and see.
Soon as I find myself a crystal ball.
Soon as I find myself a crystal ball.
But tell me, tell me where I'm going,
I don't know where I've been,
Tell me, tell me, wont you tell me
And then tell me again.
My heart is breaking,
My body's aching,
And I don't know where to go.
So tell me, tell me, wont you tell me
I just gotta know.
Crystal Ball
There's so many things I need to know
Crystal Ball
There's so many things I've gotta know
Crystal Ball
Wont you tell me please before I go.
Crystal Ball
Booooo! Hissssssss!
Eggs the closet crystal ball
I see the future and it is in chaos.
INTERLOPER!!!!
*eggs BluePigeon*
Ducks, jumps the wooden fences, and runs out of the thread
Was that the pigeon that was going to operate on my bunions?
Pogo sticks his way into the thread
That was odd. For a chaotic moment there, I thought I was covered in feathers. I had a strange craving for mealworms and birdseed too.
Mmmmmm....feathers.
Hey now! Those are mine!
*pulls out scarecrow*
*hits Studpuffin with it*
I knew these things were good for something.
*attempts to egg the Puffin*
Hmm...maybe I shouldn't have boiled the eggs first.
{orders ascotgot and Epcotgot as appetizers} Mmmm, butter and garlic make almost anything taste good.
YOU SHOULD ALSO TRY ARTIFICIAL CHEESE FLAVORING. IT IS THE CHEESIEST
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That's the main course: cheez-its covered in spray-cheese, dunked in cheeto-dust infused tempura batter, fried, and served with queso dip for dunking.
"And what happened then...? Well...in the Maelstrom they say
That the Slaad's poor arteries grew three times harder that day!"
THAT IS A LOVELY STORY
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{finishes up munching on platter of frogs legs} Hoo-mahns are big on "do as they say, not as they do."
Why is it that when I tell people that I ate a piece of chicken they tell me that I'm a cannibal, but then don't see why I say the same thing of humans when they eat pork!?
Because all dinosaurs are the same species.
Mmmmmm.....Tyrannosaurus Rex.
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ANALYSIS OF RECURRING BEHAVIORAL PATTERNS EXHIBITED BY UNIT DESIGNATED POTATO SLAAD INDICATES NUTRITIONAL INSUFFICIENCY
REQUESTING ORGANIC ENERGY PROVISIONS
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He just needs more protean in his diet, yeeesssss.
QUERY: WHY CAN'T YOU TELL WHEN A PTERODACTYL IS GOING TO THE BATHROOM?
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RESPONSE: BECAUSE THE P IS SILENT
HA. HA. HA. HA.
*throws fruit and onions*
HA. HA. HA. HA.
THESE UNITS ARE PRESENT IN THIS LOCATION FOR THE ENTIRETY OF THE NEXT ARBITRARY SEVEN-GLOBAL-ROTATIONS-CYCLE, FOLKS
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TRY THE PROTEIN-LACED CUTS FROM BABY CATTLE
QUERY: WHY CAN'T YOU TELL WHEN A PTERODACTYL IS GOING TO THE BATHROOM?
Because I egged him and he's leaking fluids constantly?
THAT TOO IS AN APPROPRIATE RESPONSE
dances on the ceiling
Chaos at the Boston Marathon and I didn't cause it. Time to make like Pink Floyd and Run like Hell.
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<FIRES FLAVOR CANNONS>
AFFIRMATIVE
*Flavors fire cannons*
Mmmm. Burny.
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MY WEEKEND WITH BURNY WAS SUBROUTINE NOT FOUND
I'm right here.
BRB!
5 minutes either/or 1hr 03 minutes later
Blasts into the thread atop of an automated tank wearing a shirt saying "This is Canon!" with a Canon EOS Rebel T4i Digital SLR Camera in one-hand and a canon-shaped tankard of Boston Lager in in the other.
I almost forgot where I parked it. Let's have a blast everybody!
Enters the thread
Hmmm, this place.., needs a semblance of law and order.
Begins chanting something about peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
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No one told me it was a Hat Day.
*steals pontiff's hat, turns it inside out, puts on own head, walks off*