
Lemure Cream Pie |

I don't have a holiday. I am at best an appetizer that people pick at before their dinner arrives.
You should talk to that Olyff Garten cult. Egg-carriers (aka people) everywhere are rushing to join for daily soup, slaad, and dretch sticks!
Yeah, but just think how many people go out to eat dinner every year! Worldwide!
{waves at Potato Slaad} Hey, I hear we'll be at some of the same pic-a-nics this weekend! You'll catch 'em up front, and I'll finish off anyone still standing! All Hail, Dark Lord Botulism!

taig RPG Superstar 2012 |

taig wrote:Kobold Cleaver wrote:Aieeee! That's twice now!Cobb Slaad wrote:Nothing for me. I'm a sad slaadi.With the 616th post!You're not a slaad!!!
Hold really still; this won't hurt a bit. Not initially, anyway...
*pumps taig full of larvae*
Hee hee! That tickles...
...oh wait, no it doesn't.
Um, anybody know remove curse or cure disease or sumpin like that?

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taig wrote:Here have some rum! {splashes it on taig} Now FIRE FIRE FIRE! Uh-huh-huh-huh huh {attempts to set rum-soaked wolverine on fire}Ranch Dretching wrote:My own alias is making vague threats against me.I can stab the larvae out of you!
<Waves celery stalks around>
<Runs out of thread before crazy Dretching sets fire to me>

Greyish-Greenish Slaad |

We finally have the evidence we need!!! That THING is no slaad, it's a... a... POODLE LOVER!!!
GET IT!!!
I am the purest embodiment of chaos, fool, capable of switching sides whenever I want!
*Blasts Tossed Slaad into Jacks thread with storm of flying mushrooms**Suddenly, the wind howls*
It's coming...the ultimate change...muahahaha!!!

Sytt, Lesser Yugoloth |

Greyish-Greenish Slaad wrote:"It occurs to me that now would be a good time to leave...run!Cobb Slaad wrote:Muahaha! The curse is working! The Curse/Blessing of Poodleness!Hey, guys...Is
<-----------this supposed to happen?
I'm never sure what sort of chaos is acceptable for a slaad.
Yeah! I don't want to be a poodle!
Just a reminder that my Yugoloths are still active.Feel free to counter the curse in any way deemed appropriately humorous.

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Tossed Slaad wrote:Muahaha! Soon you, too, shall be yapping! Yay for Poodleness!*runs in from the Poodle thread, accompanied by the sounds of vicious yapping*
Whew. That was scary.
EEK! This thread is full of poodles too!
You seem to have lost your slaadiness. Tossed, ya wanna help me implant some eggs in him to help him "remember?"

Ambrosia Slaad |

Muahaha! The curse is working! The Curse/Blessing of Poodleness!
NOOOOOOOO!!! I can feel the curse working too! My hair all turned snowy-poodle white! My ears! Oh no, where did this spike leather dog collar come from?! Must... remove... confining... clothing...
{writhes around on floor while CCR's "Bad Moon Rising" starts playing, but there are no further changes}
Huh, that's it?!?! I need to find a mirror!!!

Greyish-Greenish Slaad |

Greyish-Greenish Slaad wrote:You seem to have lost your slaadiness. Tossed, ya wanna help me implant some eggs in him to help him "remember?"Tossed Slaad wrote:Muahaha! Soon you, too, shall be yapping! Yay for Poodleness!*runs in from the Poodle thread, accompanied by the sounds of vicious yapping*
Whew. That was scary.
EEK! This thread is full of poodles too!
YAP YAP!!!
*Licks Fruit Slaad*
Cobb Slaad |

Cobb Slaad wrote:No, this is terrible!It ain't no picnic for me either, buster! I was just trying to be nice.
{goes off into corner, depressed} Greenish-Grey must die for this insult of Pood-dullness!
Oh, I'm sorry. I wasn't mad at you.
<Licks Eekster Bunny>
I'll hold Greenish-Grey Slaad down, while you kill him.

Cobb Slaad |

Cobb Slaad wrote:I've got some really cool stuff that makes you hallucinate... you could think you weren't a poodle anymore.Is there an ointment or something for this?
And, no, Vinnie Grett Dretching, I don't want to be set on fire. And, no, Ranch Dretching, stabbing me won't fix this.
<Wags tail and runs up to Poppyseed>
If you throw it, I'll bring it back...
WHAT AM I SAYING???!?!??!

Greyish-Greenish Slaad |

Eekster Buhnay wrote:Cobb Slaad wrote:No, this is terrible!It ain't no picnic for me either, buster! I was just trying to be nice.
{goes off into corner, depressed} Greenish-Grey must die for this insult of Pood-dullness!
Oh, I'm sorry. I wasn't mad at you.
<Licks Eekster Bunny>
I'll hold Greenish-Grey Slaad down, while you kill him.
Muahaha! You'll have some trouble with that first part! YAP YAP!