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Buttercup raining complete worm fearing under pirates.


Cobb Slaad wrote:
Potato Slaad wrote:
Tossed Slaad wrote:
I don't have a holiday. I am at best an appetizer that people pick at before their dinner arrives.
Yeah, but just think how many people go out to eat dinner every year! Worldwide!
At least 7!

Probably more!

Thanks, guys.


Tossed Slaad wrote:
Thanks, guys.

Don't mention it. All for one, and two for all!

Liberty's Edge

The marital coffee lies under a devil.

Liberty's Edge

Comprehension sample expectation crown headache.


El rápido zorro marrón saltó sobre el perezoso perro


I think Low-fat Ranch Dretching got killed in the FaWTL!!! thread.

<Stabs a slaad to honor his fallen friend.>


Low-fat Ranch Dretching, I hardly knew thee.

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Tossed Slaad wrote:
Low-fat Ranch Dretching, I hardly knew thee.

It could be worse. Once, I p*ssed of this wizard, Kraft of the Hidden Valley. He magic jar-ed me!


Tossed Slaad wrote:
I don't have a holiday. I am at best an appetizer that people pick at before their dinner arrives.

You should talk to that Olyff Garten cult. Egg-carriers (aka people) everywhere are rushing to join for daily soup, slaad, and dretch sticks!

Potato Slaad wrote:
Yeah, but just think how many people go out to eat dinner every year! Worldwide!

{waves at Potato Slaad} Hey, I hear we'll be at some of the same pic-a-nics this weekend! You'll catch 'em up front, and I'll finish off anyone still standing! All Hail, Dark Lord Botulism!


Recipe apple glass ink bubbling tonight.


Mi hipopótamo ha dejado un mal eccema erupción


Hippy Interdependence Dey!
Nurs bake too teh Puddle tread.


So were there any good spawnings over the long weekend?


Picnics galore! The 4th of July rocks!!


Nothing for me. I'm a sad slaadi.


Cobb Slaad wrote:
Nothing for me. I'm a sad slaadi.

With the 616th post!

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Cobb Slaad wrote:
Nothing for me. I'm a sad slaadi.
With the 616th post!

Aieeee! That's twice now!


taig wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Cobb Slaad wrote:
Nothing for me. I'm a sad slaadi.
With the 616th post!
Aieeee! That's twice now!

You're not a slaad!!!

Hold really still; this won't hurt a bit. Not initially, anyway...

*pumps taig full of larvae*

RPG Superstar 2012

Tossed Slaad wrote:
taig wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Cobb Slaad wrote:
Nothing for me. I'm a sad slaadi.
With the 616th post!
Aieeee! That's twice now!

You're not a slaad!!!

Hold really still; this won't hurt a bit. Not initially, anyway...

*pumps taig full of larvae*

Hee hee! That tickles...

...oh wait, no it doesn't.

Um, anybody know remove curse or cure disease or sumpin like that?

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taig wrote:
Um, anybody know remove curse or cure disease or sumpin like that?

OOOOO! OOOOOO!! Fire works!! I got plenty o' fire!!! {waves +1 Everburning Torch of Hippeh Burning around excitedly}


I can stab the larvae out of you!

<Waves celery stalks around>

RPG Superstar 2012

Ranch Dretching wrote:

I can stab the larvae out of you!

<Waves celery stalks around>

My own alias is making vague threats against me.

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taig wrote:
Ranch Dretching wrote:

I can stab the larvae out of you!

<Waves celery stalks around>

My own alias is making vague threats against me.

Here have some rum! {splashes it on taig} Now FIRE FIRE FIRE! Uh-huh-huh-huh huh {attempts to set rum-soaked wolverine on fire}

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Vinnie Grett Dretching wrote:
taig wrote:
Ranch Dretching wrote:

I can stab the larvae out of you!

<Waves celery stalks around>

My own alias is making vague threats against me.
Here have some rum! {splashes it on taig} Now FIRE FIRE FIRE! Uh-huh-huh-huh huh {attempts to set rum-soaked wolverine on fire}

<Runs out of thread before crazy Dretching sets fire to me>


This is the best thread ever.


This is the worst thread ever. Come over to the poodle side!


We finally have the evidence we need!!! That THING is no slaad, it's a... a... POODLE LOVER!!!

GET IT!!!


Tossed Slaad wrote:

We finally have the evidence we need!!! That THING is no slaad, it's a... a... POODLE LOVER!!!

GET IT!!!

I am the purest embodiment of chaos, fool, capable of switching sides whenever I want!

*Blasts Tossed Slaad into Jacks thread with storm of flying mushrooms*
*Suddenly, the wind howls*
It's coming...the ultimate change...muahahaha!!!


Hey, guys...Is

<-----------this supposed to happen?

I'm never sure what sort of chaos is acceptable for a slaad.


Cobb Slaad wrote:

Hey, guys...Is

<-----------this supposed to happen?

I'm never sure what sort of chaos is acceptable for a slaad.

Muahaha! The curse is working! The Curse/Blessing of Poodleness!


Greyish-Greenish Slaad wrote:
Cobb Slaad wrote:

Hey, guys...Is

<-----------this supposed to happen?

I'm never sure what sort of chaos is acceptable for a slaad.

Muahaha! The curse is working! The Curse/Blessing of Poodleness!

"It occurs to me that now would be a good time to leave...run!


Saeroth, Underlord of Yugoloths wrote:
Greyish-Greenish Slaad wrote:
Cobb Slaad wrote:

Hey, guys...Is

<-----------this supposed to happen?

I'm never sure what sort of chaos is acceptable for a slaad.

Muahaha! The curse is working! The Curse/Blessing of Poodleness!
"It occurs to me that now would be a good time to leave...run!

Yeah! I don't want to be a poodle!

Just a reminder that my Yugoloths are still active.
Feel free to counter the curse in any way deemed appropriately humorous.


I love this thread!

GO TEAM CHAOS!!!


I have a sudden urge to play with a squeaky toy.

<Piddles>


*runs in from the Poodle thread, accompanied by the sounds of vicious yapping*

Whew. That was scary.

EEK! This thread is full of poodles too!


Tossed Slaad wrote:

*runs in from the Poodle thread, accompanied by the sounds of vicious yapping*

Whew. That was scary.

EEK! This thread is full of poodles too!

Muahaha! Soon you, too, shall be yapping! Yay for Poodleness!

Liberty's Edge

Greyish-Greenish Slaad wrote:
Tossed Slaad wrote:

*runs in from the Poodle thread, accompanied by the sounds of vicious yapping*

Whew. That was scary.

EEK! This thread is full of poodles too!

Muahaha! Soon you, too, shall be yapping! Yay for Poodleness!

You seem to have lost your slaadiness. Tossed, ya wanna help me implant some eggs in him to help him "remember?"


I don't feel like a poodle.

<Humps Fruit Slaad>


Greyish-Greenish Slaad wrote:
Muahaha! The curse is working! The Curse/Blessing of Poodleness!

NOOOOOOOO!!! I can feel the curse working too! My hair all turned snowy-poodle white! My ears! Oh no, where did this spike leather dog collar come from?! Must... remove... confining... clothing...

{writhes around on floor while CCR's "Bad Moon Rising" starts playing, but there are no further changes}

Huh, that's it?!?! I need to find a mirror!!!


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Huh, that's it?!?! I need to find a mirror!!!

That' 'cause you're already a b*t*h!

Ha ha ha ha hip hip yip yip- Yap?!?! Yipe yipe yipe!!!!


Fruit Slaad wrote:
Greyish-Greenish Slaad wrote:
Tossed Slaad wrote:

*runs in from the Poodle thread, accompanied by the sounds of vicious yapping*

Whew. That was scary.

EEK! This thread is full of poodles too!

Muahaha! Soon you, too, shall be yapping! Yay for Poodleness!
You seem to have lost your slaadiness. Tossed, ya wanna help me implant some eggs in him to help him "remember?"

YAP YAP!!!

*Licks Fruit Slaad*


Is there an ointment or something for this?

And, no, Vinnie Grett Dretching, I don't want to be set on fire. And, no, Ranch Dretching, stabbing me won't fix this.

<Leaves landmine on the carpet>

Ugh! I'm not even housebroken!


Cobb Slaad wrote:
Is there an ointment or something for this?

Awwww! {licks Cobbie} Yip yip!


Eekster Buhnay wrote:
Cobb Slaad wrote:
Is there an ointment or something for this?
Awwww! {licks Cobbie} Yip yip!

YAP! YAP!

No, this is terrible!


Cobb Slaad wrote:
No, this is terrible!

It ain't no picnic for me either, buster! I was just trying to be nice.

{goes off into corner, depressed} Greenish-Grey must die for this insult of Pood-dullness!

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Cobb Slaad wrote:

Is there an ointment or something for this?

And, no, Vinnie Grett Dretching, I don't want to be set on fire. And, no, Ranch Dretching, stabbing me won't fix this.

I've got some really cool stuff that makes you hallucinate... you could think you weren't a poodle anymore.


Eekster Buhnay wrote:
Cobb Slaad wrote:
No, this is terrible!

It ain't no picnic for me either, buster! I was just trying to be nice.

{goes off into corner, depressed} Greenish-Grey must die for this insult of Pood-dullness!

Oh, I'm sorry. I wasn't mad at you.

<Licks Eekster Bunny>

I'll hold Greenish-Grey Slaad down, while you kill him.


Poppyseed Dretch-ing wrote:
Cobb Slaad wrote:

Is there an ointment or something for this?

And, no, Vinnie Grett Dretching, I don't want to be set on fire. And, no, Ranch Dretching, stabbing me won't fix this.

I've got some really cool stuff that makes you hallucinate... you could think you weren't a poodle anymore.

<Wags tail and runs up to Poppyseed>

If you throw it, I'll bring it back...

WHAT AM I SAYING???!?!??!


Cobb Slaad wrote:
Eekster Buhnay wrote:
Cobb Slaad wrote:
No, this is terrible!

It ain't no picnic for me either, buster! I was just trying to be nice.

{goes off into corner, depressed} Greenish-Grey must die for this insult of Pood-dullness!

Oh, I'm sorry. I wasn't mad at you.

<Licks Eekster Bunny>

I'll hold Greenish-Grey Slaad down, while you kill him.

Muahaha! You'll have some trouble with that first part! YAP YAP!

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