~places a Kick Me sign on KC's back~ Hear ye, hear ye! open season has begun on the species known as Kobold Cleaver!
"Get your free Eileen's Kobold Cleaver hunting kit and license right here on Paizo. We offer a 30 day free trial. If your not completely satisfied with your Kobold Cleaver hunting kit and license we will send you your own stuffed Kobold Cleaver which you can proudly display in your living room as your own. If you order now, during this limited time offer, we will throw in this unique Kobold Cleaver snare for free. Lets go to the street and see what random strangers have to say about this wonderful product.
Eileen: "Tell me sir, have you ever hunted a Kobold Cleaver with an Eileen's Kobold Cleaver hunting kit and license before?"
Random Stranger: "Why as a matter of fact, yes I have, in fact I have one now."
Eileen: "And tell me what was the result?"
Random Stranger: "Well, uhhh....you know, tracked the critter down just from my back yard.
Eileen: "Really from your backyard, tell me what did you use for bait?"
Random Stranger: "Well the Eileen's Kobold Cleaver hunting kit and license does come with a Heathy sniff and bait special. Darn critter thought the Heathy statue was the real thing. Came up, sniffed it, tried to pee on it, when Wham! it fell right on top of him."
Eileen: "Would you reccommend the Eileen's Kobold Cleaver hunting kit and license to your friends?"
Random Stranger: "Absolutely, in fact I bought one for each member of the family. We hunt Kobold Cleavers together, fun for the whole family."
Eileen: There you go folks, the words of a random stranger on just how good Eileen's Kobold Cleaver Hunting kit and license really works."
Okay, I asked for this.
*plop*
*licks Kobold Cleaver*
Its not fair picking on such a small inferior species
But we will anyhow
Loads the net guns
Hang sign out front Collective pet Facility 379 "We will clone your very on 912 to hunt and amuse your self, make great foot rests. Five day free trial
"
Its not fair picking on such a small inferior species
But we will anyhow
Loads the net guns
Hang sign out front Collective pet Facility 379 "We will clone your very on 912 to hunt and amuse your self, make great foot rests. Five day free trial
"
Watch it. Last guy who tried that got stampeded by our dire weasels.
Incidentally, they ate the kobolds too. We don't feed them very well.
*Walks into thread*
Ah'm safe, 'cause Ah ain't KC.
Why do we need a thread for what we do on the boards naturally?
It's necessary so that new people to the boards can feel free to join in, instead of the regular ribbing we give KC. You know, it's kind of a 'get to know you' thing.
It's necessary so that new people to the boards can feel free to join in, instead of the regular ribbing we give KC. You know, it's kind of a 'get to know you' thing.Why do we need a thread for what we do on the boards naturally?
*Grumbles*
How heartwarming.
It's necessary so that new people to the boards can feel free to join in, instead of the regular ribbing we give KC. You know, it's kind of a 'get to know you' thing.Why do we need a thread for what we do on the boards naturally?
*Grumbles*
How heartwarming.
Think of it like this, KC: we're helping you make new friends!
Think of it like this, KC: we're helping you make new friends!It's necessary so that new people to the boards can feel free to join in, instead of the regular ribbing we give KC. You know, it's kind of a 'get to know you' thing.Why do we need a thread for what we do on the boards naturally?
*Grumbles*
How heartwarming.
'Friends'? More like enemies!
Hey, cuz, I bought this cool 'kobold cleaver trap' thing, what do I do with it?
Hey, cuz, I bought this cool 'kobold cleaver trap' thing, what do I do with it?
*Smack*
'Friends'? More like enemies!Think of it like this, KC: we're helping you make new friends!It's necessary so that new people to the boards can feel free to join in, instead of the regular ribbing we give KC. You know, it's kind of a 'get to know you' thing.Why do we need a thread for what we do on the boards naturally?
*Grumbles*
How heartwarming.
Why would you think we're trying to help you make new enemies? You can do that without us just by being a kobold.
Think of it like this, KC: we're helping you make new friends!It's necessary so that new people to the boards can feel free to join in, instead of the regular ribbing we give KC. You know, it's kind of a 'get to know you' thing.Why do we need a thread for what we do on the boards naturally?
*Grumbles*
How heartwarming.
Kobolds don't have friends, just people who haven't tried to kill them yet.
Kobolds don't have friends, just people who haven't tried to kill them yet.
Same thing.
BTW, does anybody know when the Kobold hunting season starts? Is it before or after deer season?
Depends. Do you mean bow season, black powder, battle axe, crossbow, fireball, or what? Please be more specific. It's always kobold season, it's just a matter of which one.
Actually, I was wanting to try out my new grenade launcher, so when would that be?
Hey, cuz, I bought this cool 'kobold cleaver trap' thing, what do I do with it?
How did you escape the clubhouse? *drags cousin Joe back to the Jack thread*
Actually, I was wanting to try out my new grenade launcher, so when would that be?
I think 'Projectile Explosives' season starts April 13th and runs to May 3rd. Before that we still have Garrotte season, Chemical Agent season, and Makeshift Edged Weapon season (my favorite :))
Actually, I was wanting to try out my new grenade launcher, so when would that be?I think 'Projectile Explosives' season starts April 13th and runs to May 3rd. Before that we still have Garrotte season, Chemical Agent season, and Makeshift Edged Weapon season (my favorite :))
Damn, that's a long wait! Oh well.
Personally I prefer improvised club season.
Oh yeah, that one's pretty good. I heard a guy once bludgeoned a kobold to death using another dead kobold.
Catapulting them is fun too. It's funny to watch their arms flail up and down as if they're attempting to fly. Alas, no such luck.
BTW, does anybody know when the Kobold hunting season starts? Is it before or after deer season?it is right after Duck season.
Rabbit season.
Rabbit season!
what did da cuddly little Hosenpfeffer's do to our lovely silver dragon?
Silver? Nothing.
But the gecko was attacked by wabbits a while back. Heh heh...that was a while back. Sharoth still hasn't forgiven Heathy and I...
Rabbits! Oh Gods, not the RABBITS!!! Please! Anything but the Rabbits! ~Runs away screaming in terror~