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Psychically..."Gelding...gelding...hmm...ah yes, the memories of my other selves have provided the answer. Such an act, performed by two such female creatures as he seems to want to 'protect' would be quite amusing."
"It does seem strangely stuffy in here doesn't it. I admit being at a loss as to how to explain it..." Psychic thread to Kae Yoss, "Interesting that so simple a manifestation would make these fleshlings so uncomfortable...their resilience is even lower than I would have anticipated."
"Perhaps stepping out for a bit would be for the best."
*one bout of asphyxia later, she comes back with a sealed, water-filled fishpot as improvised S.C.U.B.A helmet*
Okay this isn't funny. So, mister drow, I think you mentioned an aboleth?
*one bout of asphyxia later, she comes back with a sealed, water-filled fishpot as improvised S.C.U.B.A helmet*
Okay this isn't funny. So, mister drow, I think you mentioned an aboleth?
Air? You know, to breathe.
her training has given her enough stamina to continue like that for a while (Endurance FTW :P)
I'm soo reading into that what I want.
Now where did I put that wand?
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*one bout of asphyxia later, she comes back with a sealed, water-filled fishpot as improvised S.C.U.B.A helmet*
Okay this isn't funny. So, mister drow, I think you mentioned an aboleth?
I thought I detected the foul stench of one earlier... I've dealt with their kind before, they are not pleasant creatures.
I thought I detected the foul stench of one earlier... I've dealt with their kind before, they are not pleasant creatures.
*sighs in embarassment* Remind me next time to listen to you before ending up with my head in a fishbowl. Goddess, my skin feels awful.
"Hmm...perhaps a refreshing swim would do you right, Lady Gottlieb. There is a crisp stream nearby."
Perhaps after I've gotten a Remove Disease, thanks... there's my wand!
*she takes the fishpot off as she cast the spell, water cascading down the now empty bowl, taking deep breaths in relief* Now excuse me while I go clean myself, this slime is disgusting.
Just as a side note...
Think of the fun that would ensue should someone add to this thread a lovely 2nd edition Greyhawk Spell...
Zagyg's Disintegrate Clothing
*comes back after a long, thorough shower* Did I miss anything?
No you can't *she blushes furiously after just realising* N-no! This is no fivesome! Are you out of your mind!?
Awww, was hopin' to watch; being out of mind is the clown's gig *points to clown*
** spoiler omitted **
(Great song Ashal, I was thinking about it as I was going thru this)
Did someone wants a song?
And on a related note...
You wouldn't think it, but aberrations and polka go together...
And some aberrations will do a good deed now and then- and help a lone street performer, for reasons unknown...
"Apparently this affliction, whatever it is, affects only the women. How odd...."
You don't think that after I see a 'Leth around I would not take precautions.
Not that I need to fear any gooey substance. My prolongued association with my associates has hardened me against far worse.
*comes back after a long, thorough shower* Did I miss anything?
Let me check. No, your front seems to be thoroughly clean. Let me check your backside. Would you mind removing those clothes, I'd better check everything. You know, if you really have aboleth goo on you, you must be double sure that nothing remains, or your bones turn to jelly and your skin translucent, and I hear it's a very unconfortable sensation.
being out of mind is the clown's gig *points to clown*
You jest. Not following the worn-out thought patterns mere humans tend to follow because it's the path of least resistence doesn't make me insane. If you ask me, trudging along in that rut is insanity.
But you're not beyond help yet. Visit the Pandemonium Spa, conveniently located in the Maelstrom (address impossible to declare, just go towars the PS and you'll get there))!
And some aberrations will do a good deed now and then- and help a lone street performer, for reasons unknown...
That performer might be the Chosen One, fated to plunge the world into Everlasting Chaos.
Or she just knows some nice songs.
whichever it gives me the creepsThat performer might be the Chosen One, fated to plunge the world into Everlasting Chaos.
Or she just knows some nice songs.
But in a good way, right? I know what you like, you little minx.
Let me check. No, your front seems to be thoroughly clean. Let me check your backside. Would you mind removing those clothes, I'd better check everything.
*blushes as the jester walks around her, the stare feeling rather uncomfortable* As a matter of fact I do mind. You don't look like a physician either.
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Let me check. No, your front seems to be thoroughly clean. Let me check your backside. Would you mind removing those clothes, I'd better check everything.*blushes as the jester walks around her, the stare feeling rather uncomfortable* As a matter of fact I do mind. You don't look like a physician either.
You of all people have nothing to be ashamed of my dear, I take it you wpold feel better though if the jester would stop eyeing you like a peice of dir'thin?
Let me check. No, your front seems to be thoroughly clean. Let me check your backside. Would you mind removing those clothes, I'd better check everything.*blushes as the jester walks around her, the stare feeling rather uncomfortable* As a matter of fact I do mind. You don't look like a physician either.
Of course I don't look like a physician. If I did, I'd be wearing a weird mask witha beak, an long, oiled leather coat and a big hat and I'd be secretly poisoning Korvosans.
Keep away from those quacks. They think a floor covered with sawdust is the height of a sterile operation environment, and boiling pitch fixes up everything.
If you want someone like that, and keep most of your limbs, if you're lucky, I'm not your man.
But if you want someone who knows the ways, anatomy, and effects of weird creatures like aboleths, and how to counteract them (and with the power do actually do it).....
Elves consider drow to be "aberations"... but you seem to like me OK.
Drow didn't have much love for elvenkind as far as I knew also, then again, you don't seem to be like the usual drow either.
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Elves consider drow to be "aberations"... but you seem to like me OK.
for the record... you are the 1st one I see, and I have the policy to see and understand before actually cleaving someone... besides I know the world is unfair... and I believe with all my heart there is no unrepentant evil... except demons and maybe devils...
and you gave me back my father's sword... that gives you points on my book
the clown in exchange is unrepentant... perv!
Of course I don't look like a physician. If I did, I'd be wearing a weird mask witha beak, an long, oiled leather coat and a big hat and I'd be secretly poisoning Korvosans.
Keep away from those quacks. They think a floor covered with sawdust is the height of a sterile operation environment, and boiling pitch fixes up everything.
he has a point there...
he has a point there...
H-hey! Whose side are you on?
But if you want someone who knows the ways, anatomy, and effects of weird creatures like aboleths, and how to counteract them (and with the power do actually do it).....
Uhm don't worry, you can be sure that I took all the pertinent measures. Now, would you please mind stop staring? You're going to burn a hole in my clothes.
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H-hey! Whose side are you on?
hey i just don't like thos weird korvosan medics... thay make me worried, even more than the clown
Uhm don't worry, you can be sure that I took all the pertinent measures. Now, would you please mind stop staring? You're going to burn a hole in my clothes.
don't give him ideas...
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Elves consider drow to be "aberations"... but you seem to like me OK.for the record... you are the 1st one I see, and I have the policy to see and understand before actually cleaving someone... besides I know the world is unfair... and I believe with all my heart there is no unrepentant evil... except demons and maybe devils...
and you gave me back my father's sword... that gives you points on my book
the clown in exchange is unrepentant... perv!
he has a point there...Of course I don't look like a physician. If I did, I'd be wearing a weird mask witha beak, an long, oiled leather coat and a big hat and I'd be secretly poisoning Korvosans.
Keep away from those quacks. They think a floor covered with sawdust is the height of a sterile operation environment, and boiling pitch fixes up everything.
As a good rule of thumb you may want to just cleave any drow you meet in the future. We really can't be trusted.
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As a good rule of thumb you may want to just cleave any drow you meet in the future. We really can't be trusted.
it go gainst my beleifs to do that... also I have excellent sense motive so I do not worry of them trying to make a fool of me... i am an Inquisitor for Ioemedae, so I know my way around lies and half truths *smiles*
As a good rule of thumb you may want to just cleave any drow you meet in the future. We really can't be trusted.
As long as you're on our side and don't encourage that wicked jester that does it for me.
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As a good rule of thumb you may want to just cleave any drow you meet in the future. We really can't be trusted.As long as you're on our side and don't encourage that wicked jester that does it for me.
Of that we can be sure of. I have a strong dislike of clowns of any sort, and a coinciding like of women in general. ;p
You're going to burn a hole in my clothes.don't give him ideas...
Far too late for that.
for the record... you are the 1st one I see, and I have the policy to see and understand before actually cleaving someone...
I always thought that true understanding only comes after the autopsy.
besides I know the world is unfair... and I believe with all my heart there is no unrepentant evil... except demons and maybe devils...the clown in exchange is unrepentant... perv!
Of course. Prejudice is what I've come to expect from you lawful types.
Of that we can be sure of. I have a strong dislike of clowns of any sort
I figured as much. You must hate how they make children happy, since you prefer your food to be crying.
Far too late for that.
*smiles nervously at the jester* It's never too late, really! All you have to do is look the other way... see? Easy.
but you are unrepentant perv! you already said, or at least 2 of yours personalities!
I said that two of my mindest shards were devoted to carnal thoughts. Does that make me an unrepentant pervert? I don't think so. It's not as if they think about perverted stuff like tying up priestesses and using hot candle wax on them, or even the stuff Zon-Kuthon and his followers like to do.
Plus, it is my belief that they might... burn out. Maybe at one time, having fulfilled their objective, they might cease and return to the core. It would take a dedicated redeemer, though. She'd have to do everything she can to lead those mindsets through the valley they are walking through and out the other side.
Far too late for that.*smiles nervously at the jester* It's never too late, really! All you have to do is look the other way... see? Easy.
The ideas are still there.
Actually I like children, purity has always fascinated me.
So you're into kosher food, eh?
I doubt that he will... he strikes me as the typr that's stunded he finally got a woman to speak to him without tossing her a few gold coins first. ;p
You'd probably think so, coming from a society where males are mere boy toys to the ruling females and where backstabbing is the current activity.
You'd be surprised at how many women like a man who can make them laugh. Plus, I have a secret weapon: once the facepaint comes off, the ladies melt like wax (figuratively speaking).
You thought I'd be dressed up like that just for fun? I do have things to do, and I cannot do that if I'm swarmed by women.
The ideas are still there.
I can live with that, as long as they remain in your head only...
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I said that two of my mindest shards were devoted to carnal thoughts. Does that make me an unrepentant pervert? I don't think so. It's not as if they think about perverted stuff like tying up priestesses and using hot candle wax on them, or even the stuff Zon-Kuthon and his followers like to do.
Plus, it is my belief that they might... burn out. Maybe at one time, having fulfilled their objective, they might cease and return to the core. It would take a dedicated redeemer, though. She'd have to do everything she can to lead those mindsets through the valley they are walking through and out the other side.
*blushes at the it of grasphic descriptions* err that sounds painful...
*mumble grumble* are you trying to convince me to try to redeem those personalities?
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I said that two of my mindest shards were devoted to carnal thoughts. Does that make me an unrepentant pervert? I don't think so. It's not as if they think about perverted stuff like tying up priestesses and using hot candle wax on them, or even the stuff Zon-Kuthon and his followers like to do.
Plus, it is my belief that they might... burn out. Maybe at one time, having fulfilled their objective, they might cease and return to the core. It would take a dedicated redeemer, though. She'd have to do everything she can to lead those mindsets through the valley they are walking through and out the other side.
*blushes at the it of grasphic descriptions* err that sounds painful...
*mumble grumble* are you trying to convince me to try to redeem those personalities?
He's not all that subtle is he my dear?
After all a man can't be held responsable for the thoughts you ladies put into our heads can we?
*the drow's words cause her to contract Jordan's infectious blushing* Not you too please... let's just say there's a reason why I haven't felt particularly motivated to develop the ability to Detect Thoughts.
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After all a man can't be held responsable for the thoughts you ladies put into our heads can we?*the drow's words cause her to contract Jordan's infectious blushing* Not you too please... let's just say there's a reason why I haven't felt particularly motivated to develop the ability to Detect Thoughts.
*smiles* No you needn't fear my intentions... just acknowledging your beauty my sweet bard.