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The Exchange RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8

In recent threads on Paizo's boards, Canada has come under attack. The Americans are threatening to unleash Celine Dion on us and other bad things ... maybe even worse things.

Defend Canada.

Spoiler:

Attackers roll 3d6.
Defenders roll 2d6.
Ties go to the defenders.

Scarab Sages

We could give you Shania Twain back.

Spoiler:
3,2,3

Dark Archive

I'll counter with Michael Ironside (aka Sam Fisher).

5,3


You people started it. Do you really expect us to believe that all those cold air fronts come down here by accident?

6,5,4 with a real die and in that order, no less. Take that!


I thought Celine Dion was Canadian. Didn't you unleash her on us first?

P.S. Celine - Your heart will go on? That's not your heart. It's a phylactery.

Dark Archive

Canadian beer is WAY better than American.

Scarab Sages

Because someone had to....

Blame Canada!

Dark Archive

Oh yeah and so is our bacon!


So that's how you're going to play, huh? Try to blame us for the epic suck that is Celene Dion? Just for that -- "54-40 or fight!" And we'll now be holding Mike Myers, William Shatner and Pamela Anderson hostage (of course, I will take personal custody of Anderson...regulations, you know...)


Savage_ScreenMonkey wrote:
Canadian beer is WAY better than American.

Well there is an old joke about why American beer is like making love in a canoe... but if I dood it, I get a bannin' :P

Scarab Sages

So who's going to the Calgary--Hawks game?


Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

C-Eh-N-Eh-D-Eh


Celine Dion is actually from Quebec, so in a way she isn't a Canadian. ~grins and runs~


See, what they don't realize is that Celine was just a distraction. The true op was fronted by Pamela Anderson and Natasha Henstridge, followed by Elisha Cuthbert and Keanu Reeves as the boy toy. Bob and Doug successfully lowered any expectation that we could do anything. Now with Ryan Reynolds having brought Scarlett Johansson over to our side, there's no stopping our final ploy - obviously can't reveal the details, but this time next year, BAMMO, Universal Health Care!

Mwaaah haa haa haaaw! Eh!


Tarren Dei wrote:
Defend Canada.

TFC has awesome fans and Houston wouldn't be nearly as successful as they've been without DeRosario and Onstad...


Sharoth wrote:
Celine Dion is actually from Quebec, so in a way she isn't a Canadian. ~grins and runs~

In a way, she's a true CANADIEN!

Go Habs!

(You'd better run! [grin])


<creeps backwards out the door slowly...>

The Exchange RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8

avidreader514 wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
Celine Dion is actually from Quebec, so in a way she isn't a Canadian. ~grins and runs~

In a way, she's a true CANADIEN!

Go Habs!

(You'd better run! [grin])

Avid:

Spoiler:

Hey Avid, Have you ever considered running a bilingual French/English PbP on these boards?

...

I'm asking every French speaker I know as I want in but could never DM one.

The Exchange RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8

Daeglin wrote:

See, what they don't realize is that Celine was just a distraction. The true op was fronted by Pamela Anderson and Natasha Henstridge, followed by Elisha Cuthbert and Keanu Reeves as the boy toy. Bob and Doug successfully lowered any expectation that we could do anything. Now with Ryan Reynolds having brought Scarlett Johansson over to our side, there's no stopping our final ploy - obviously can't reveal the details, but this time next year, OBAMA, Universal Health Care!

Mwaaah haa haa haaaw! Eh!

Fixed it for you.


Go Canada All us neighbors unite!

*Flanks the US with Canada*

Scarab Sages

Hugo Solis wrote:

Go Canada All us neighbors unite!

*Flanks the US with Canada*

for ethnic reasons New Mexico, Arizona and Califorina will have to sit out this one.

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

I, for one, support my canuck ancestors. Plus, I have sympathy for them given that

San Diego : Los Angeles :: Canada : U.S.

The Exchange

Ubermench wrote:
Hugo Solis wrote:

Go Canada All us neighbors unite!

*Flanks the US with Canada*

for ethnic reasons New Mexico, Arizona and Califorina will have to sit out this one.

Don't forget Florida, now.

Just out of curiosity how many people on the boards here, parlez le français couramment?

The Exchange RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8

Crimson Jester wrote:
Ubermench wrote:
Hugo Solis wrote:

Go Canada All us neighbors unite!

*Flanks the US with Canada*

for ethnic reasons New Mexico, Arizona and Califorina will have to sit out this one.

Don't forget Florida, now.

Just out of curiosity how many people on the boards here, parlez le français couramment?

Je parle un peu francais, mais je veux le parlez plus bien. Pourquoi?

Liberty's Edge

Sprechen sie deutsch?
Mein frau sprecht franzozischen.

Liberty's Edge

I like Canada.

The Exchange RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8

Heathansson wrote:
I like Canada.

Anything north of Texas is Canada, right?


Crimson Jester wrote:
Just out of curiosity how many people on the boards here, parlez le français couramment?

Parlez français? Mais oui! Ecrire en français? Mille fois non!

The Exchange RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8

avidreader514 wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Just out of curiosity how many people on the boards here, parlez le français couramment?
Parlez français? Mais oui! Ecrire en français? Mille fois non!

Et c'est pour ca que je propose un PbP sur these boards, en francais et anglais pour les gens qui veux a apprendre le francais plus bien. Je doir apprendre le francais pour moi occupation, et je spend so much friggin' time on these boards, that it makes sense for me.

Liberty's Edge

Tarren Dei wrote:
avidreader514 wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Just out of curiosity how many people on the boards here, parlez le français couramment?
Parlez français? Mais oui! Ecrire en français? Mille fois non!
Et c'est pour ca que je propose un PbP sur these boards, en francais et anglais pour les gens qui veux a apprendre le francais plus bien. Je doir apprendre le francais pour moi occupation, et je spend so much friggin' time on these boards, that it makes sense for me.

That's a great idea. Who would DM it? And we would get to used both languages pretty much as you just did?

(For the record - my ancestors are Canucks. And I used to live on the Rock. Born in the U.S. though.)


I.Malachi wrote:
And I used to live on the Rock.

Quitting crack addiction is no easy task. I'm very proud of you.

Liberty's Edge

The Jade wrote:
I.Malachi wrote:
And I used to live on the Rock.
Quitting crack addiction is no easy task. I'm very proud of you.

ROFL, Jade, you're one of a kind. (For those who wonder - the "Rock" is sometimes slang for Newfoundland. I still have trouble saying differently in spite of the plethora of people who don't use the term.)


I.Malachi wrote:
The Jade wrote:
I.Malachi wrote:
And I used to live on the Rock.
Quitting crack addiction is no easy task. I'm very proud of you.
ROFL, Jade, you're one of a kind. (For those who wonder - the "Rock" is sometimes slang for Newfoundland. I still have trouble saying differently in spite of the plethora of people who don't use the term.)

~wicked smile~ That ROCKS!!! ~Runs~

Liberty's Edge

Sharoth wrote:
I.Malachi wrote:
The Jade wrote:
I.Malachi wrote:
And I used to live on the Rock.
Quitting crack addiction is no easy task. I'm very proud of you.
ROFL, Jade, you're one of a kind. (For those who wonder - the "Rock" is sometimes slang for Newfoundland. I still have trouble saying differently in spite of the plethora of people who don't use the term.)
~wicked smile~ That ROCKS!!! ~Runs~

~wonders where the smell of fresh fish is coming from~

~picks up flounder~

Did you drop something, Sharoth? :D

The Exchange RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8

I.Malachi wrote:
The Jade wrote:
I.Malachi wrote:
And I used to live on the Rock.
Quitting crack addiction is no easy task. I'm very proud of you.
ROFL, Jade, you're one of a kind. (For those who wonder - the "Rock" is sometimes slang for Newfoundland. I still have trouble saying differently in spite of the plethora of people who don't use the term.)

I happen to know that Jade loves the maritimes. He won't admit it, but in his heart of hearts he wishes he lived on the Bay of Fundy.

Can't you just see him out there on a fishing boat, leaning over the prow, ears back, fur moistened by the splash of sea water ... good doggy. There's a boy. You see any fish?

Sovereign Court

S'il avait un PbP français sur le site Paizo, je jouerait un nain (french Dwarf?) qui parlerait en joual Québecois, qui sacre assez souvent aussi. :)

"Moé la, la. Y faut que j'aille pogner c'te bonhomme la!"

Liberty's Edge

Tarren Dei wrote:
Heathansson wrote:
I like Canada.
Anything north of Texas is Canada, right?

Uh, give it 6 months.

(j/k)

The Exchange RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8

Nameless wrote:

S'il avait un PbP français sur le site Paizo, je jouerait un nain (french Dwarf?) qui parlerait en joual Québecois, qui sacre assez souvent aussi. :)

"Moé la, la. Y faut que j'aille pogner c'te bonhomme la!"

Oh sure, because that will help me to improve my french. :-D

I was actually thinking, that we could play it in a language in which two languages were spoken and both could be used. If the game were set in Varisia, then Common (Chelish) = English and Varisian = French. People could move back and forth between the languages like they do in bilingual communities.

Still, we would need a fluent bilingual to DM it.

Liberty's Edge

Shoot.
I just started a Hack X2 Chateau d'Amberville in mine.
Too bad I don't parlez worth a s+%!.

Liberty's Edge

That would be cool though.

We do have a guy who does a cajun wood elf druid.

The Exchange RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8

Tarren Dei wrote:
Still, we would need a fluent bilingual to DM it.

I know one bilingual but he's pretty busy right now. I don't want to put pressure on him so he shall remain *cough* Nameless *cough*.

Liberty's Edge

Tarren Dei wrote:
I.Malachi wrote:
The Jade wrote:
I.Malachi wrote:
And I used to live on the Rock.
Quitting crack addiction is no easy task. I'm very proud of you.
ROFL, Jade, you're one of a kind. (For those who wonder - the "Rock" is sometimes slang for Newfoundland. I still have trouble saying differently in spite of the plethora of people who don't use the term.)

I happen to know that Jade loves the maritimes. He won't admit it, but in his heart of hearts he wishes he lived on the Bay of Fundy.

Can't you just see him out there on a fishing boat, leaning over the prow, ears back, fur moistened by the splash of sea water ... good doggy. There's a boy. You see any fish?

I love the maritimes, too. They're a bit cold for my Southern blood, but I love them.

EDIT: Must get new screen cleaner. I used up my last wipes cleaning up coffee after laughing at both Jade and Sharoth. (Thanks for that, guys, I needed it.)

Seriously, the PbP sounds great.


I.Malachi wrote:
Tarren Dei wrote:
I.Malachi wrote:
The Jade wrote:
I.Malachi wrote:
And I used to live on the Rock.
Quitting crack addiction is no easy task. I'm very proud of you.
ROFL, Jade, you're one of a kind. (For those who wonder - the "Rock" is sometimes slang for Newfoundland. I still have trouble saying differently in spite of the plethora of people who don't use the term.)

I happen to know that Jade loves the maritimes. He won't admit it, but in his heart of hearts he wishes he lived on the Bay of Fundy.

Can't you just see him out there on a fishing boat, leaning over the prow, ears back, fur moistened by the splash of sea water ... good doggy. There's a boy. You see any fish?

I love the maritimes, too. They're a bit cold for my Southern blood, but I love them.

EDIT: Must get new screen cleaner. I used up my last wipes cleaning up coffee after laughing at both Jade and Sharoth. (Thanks for that, guys, I needed it.)

Seriously, the PbP sounds great.

~grins~ No problem. Just remember to watch out for Heathy. There is something fishy about him. ~WEG~ He tends to flounder the wrong way.

Liberty's Edge

So? You're a poopoo diaper baby. Fish.


Coo-loo-koo-koo-koo-koo-koo-koo!

Coo-loo-koo-koo-koo-koo-koo-koo!

Liberty's Edge

Broo sky.


Remember the stubby old beer bottles?

Sigh....

Memories.


I.Malachi wrote:
The Jade wrote:
I.Malachi wrote:
And I used to live on the Rock.
Quitting crack addiction is no easy task. I'm very proud of you.
ROFL, Jade, you're one of a kind. (For those who wonder - the "Rock" is sometimes slang for Newfoundland. I still have trouble saying differently in spite of the plethora of people who don't use the term.)

Newfoundland!

"Aye, but you can't tell the mind of a squid."

Home of Harbor Harbor and Come By Chance. I love the place.


Tarren Dei wrote:


I happen to know that Jade loves the maritimes. He won't admit it, but in his heart of hearts he wishes he lived on the Bay of Fundy.

Can't you just see him out there on a fishing boat, leaning over the prow, ears back, fur moistened by the splash of sea water ... good doggy. There's a boy. You see any fish?

Well I'm no fisherman, but otherwise you have me pegged to the wall with no hope of wiggle room.

Spent a couple of early years in Cape Cod and have some maritime connections in my family. Ever seen whales making it? I was close enough to play funk bass next to them.

Oh to return to the briny spray! Jenny Haniver, reveal yourself! I wait ever patient atop crags embraced in starfish, setting a pink amyrilis free across the waves in your name.

::snaps to::

Huh? Where was I?


Pat Payne wrote:
So that's how you're going to play, huh? Try to blame us for the epic suck that is Celene Dion? Just for that -- "54-40 or fight!"

Ohh...bonus points on the reference.

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