Flame War II Imminent

[Gary Teter]

Even funnier is an on-topic unlocking!

[Heathansson]

Hahahahaha!
The entrails of a goat never lie. This war is blessed by the powers-that-be.

FLAME ON, YE WILDFLOWER-PRESSING LUMBERJACKS!!!

[Jal Dorak]

Yeah, take that Frost!

Seriously Josh, that was pretty funny, even if you were serious.

[Joey Lafyatis]

W00T.

This was pretty funny. Though I should get this in, before Josh comes back.

[Kirth Gersen]

Charles Evans 25 wrote:

I agree entirely with Jal's proposal for a tiering system in the game of Chess, and that the pawns are horribly dangerous sneaky things.

I'd reply, but I'm too busy looking for my eyeball. It fell out just now when I was laughing so hard... Wait, Gary's got THREE of them now!

[Cosmo's Missing Left Eye]

Kirth Gersen wrote:

Charles Evans 25 wrote:

I agree entirely with Jal's proposal for a tiering system in the game of Chess, and that the pawns are horribly dangerous sneaky things.

I'd reply, but I'm too busy looking for my eyeball. It fell out just now when I was laughing so hard... Wait, that's just Gary. Never mind.

Watch it!!! Wrong Eyeball!!

[Jal Dorak]

He'll be back.

He'll be back with the dogs!

Bonus points to anyone who can name the movie quoted above!

[Jal Dorak]

Kirth Gersen wrote:

Charles Evans 25 wrote:

I agree entirely with Jal's proposal for a tiering system in the game of Chess, and that the pawns are horribly dangerous sneaky things.

I'd reply, but I'm too busy looking for my eyeball. It fell out just now when I was laughing so hard... Wait, Gary's got THREE of them now!

Did you miss that OT thread, Kirth? I had this huge detailed post of the Chess 'Strata'.

[Charles Evans 25]

Heathansson wrote:

Hahahahaha!

The entrails of a goat never lie. This war is blessed by the powers-that-be.

FLAME ON, YE WILDFLOWER-PRESSING LUMBERJACKS!!!

Ahhhh. Should flame you, but cannot find the willpower necessary to disrespect a monty-python reference.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

I'm the Authority.

[Charles Evans 25]

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

I'm the Authority.

Ridiculous. When was the last time anyone heard about a leprechaun being an authority about anything other than beer, green clothes, shamrocks, or pots of gold?

(Thank you Heathansson for having the kindness to set up a straw man to be knocked over.)

[Lathiira]

I leave for a few hours, and between you all you can't even hold a proper flame war. You didn't even break out the hot dogs, beer, and s'mores. And as I guessed, the Elder Elemental Eye couldn't even get Imix in here. Can't you all be trusted to do ANYTHING? I declare that this thread is epic fail.

[Kirth Gersen]

Jal Dorak wrote:

Did you miss that OT thread, Kirth? I had this huge detailed post of the Chess 'Strata'.

No, I saw it, that's why I was laughing so hard. I love when a joke gets just about forgotten, and then someone finds a perfect way to re-insert it.

[Tarren Dei]

With the smurf thing ... does it ever seem like they somehow choose the appropriate smurf?

If your post is joke-angry you get angry smurf?

How do they do that?!!!!

[Sebastard Sword the Ruleslawyer]

I'm the authority.

[thereal thom]

Sebastard Sword the Ruleslawyer wrote:

I'm the authority.

No! Spanky the L is

[Fake Rouge]

I'm thereal thom.

[Sebastard Sword the Ruleslawyer]

Bella Sara Boosters!!! Woot!!!!!

[thereal thom]

Fake Rouge wrote:

I'm thereal thom.

No way man. Your hair is no where near cool enough!

[Beaver Cleaver]

You're a poopy failbutt.

[thereal thom]

Beaver Cleaver wrote:

You're a poopy failbutt.

Heathansson, you dog!!!

You can't hide behind that thin veneer of logic. It's a paltry disguise! Eat logic death!

~Is my butt really that big? ~

[WHG's Flunkie]

Uhhhh. Sorry. Wrong thread, guys.
<scuttles hurriedly off>

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

I will pwn you all, and make your women my concubines on this thread.

[Kirth Gersen]

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

I will pwn you all, and make your women my concubines on this thread.

roXor! Whatever that means. I think it's a synonym for "pwn."

[Jabberjaw th SharkGodAvatar]

Kirth=The Authority.

[David Wickham]

Joshua J. Frost wrote:

You know what would be a really funny addition to this totally off topic thread in the off topic forums? A totally off topic lock.

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Gary Teter wrote:

Even funnier is an on-topic unlocking!

I think all locks are off topic. :P

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

You bunch of zoogs.

[Charles Evans 25]

Aren't zoogs the guys who live in the woods and drink moonwine? And who get defeated in Dreamquest by Randolph Carter and the Cats of Ulthar?

[Heathansson]

And they look like squirrels with the half-illithid template.

[Kirth Gersen]

Jabberjaw th SharkGodAvatar wrote:

Kirth=The Authority.

Heathansson = Sebastian.

[Beldan Vale]

Heathansson wrote:

And they look like squirrels with the half-illithid template.

We fought those guys right?

[Gurubabaramalamaswami]

Kirth Gersen wrote:

I haven't found a way to twist any these posts into a perceived attack on me yet. As soon as I do, I'll start smiting!

That was clearly an attack on me implying that I'm not capable of attacking you.

I,sir, am offended by you offensive and ill-considered remark.

[Joshua J. Frost]

It's off topic. I wasn't serious. I sort of warned Gary, too, hoping he'd unlock it. Otherwise I was coming back now to do so. Hee-hee.

[Jal Dorak]

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

I will pwn you all, and make your women my concubines on this thread.

I can already hear their lamentations!

[Cranky McOldGuy]

Quiet down you little bastards!

[Logic_Elmer]

I can just smell the fail coming off this thwead. You are awl so infested with Stowmwind, Obewoni and Jackanape Fawwacies that you are awl beyond hope. I came to this thwead to help you puwge youwsewf of awl this iwwewevant wole pwaying and get the game back to its math basics so we can actuawwy pway a game with goawls and rowls not tawk and waugh with each other, but NOOOO.... you awl want to sit awound and make silly jokes.

You all FAIL! FAIL FAIL FAIL! You just can't take it sewiously enough! This is IMPOWTANT stuff!

[Cranky McOldGuy]

...and GET OFF MY LAWN!!!

[Tarren Dei]

Callous Jack wrote:

Heathansson wrote:

Tarren is really Sebastian.

No he's not, Tarren is actually funny once in a while...

Yeah, but Sebastian is sexier. C'mon big guy, let me rub that big, beautiful, bald head of yours ...

[Sebastian's Mother]

Please don't talk like that about my wittle Sebastian... he's very sensitive.

[Lipto the Shiv]

Ugh. I just finished reading this thread, and I've come to the conclusion that not a man-jack among you knows what you're talking about. I had a big laundry list of infalliable points and examples to prove this, but I've decided I don't consider any of you important enough to bother with.

SO THERE! Nyaaah!

[Crimson Jester]

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Id Vicious]

Sarah Palin.

[Crimson Jester]

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Stereofm]

Tarren Dei wrote:

A flame war is about to break out in this thread ... any minute now.

Well, I can only breathe once every d4 rounds, so it's not a flame war... YET !

Now roll Init.

[Tarren Dei]

Id Vicious wrote:

Sarah Palin.

President Palin.

[dungeonmaster heathy]

Beldan Vale wrote:

Heathansson wrote:

And they look like squirrels with the half-illithid template.

We fought those guys right?

Yeah, man.

[veector]

Tarren Dei wrote:

Id Vicious wrote:

Sarah Palin.

President Palin.

STOP IT! You can't scare me like that so far in advance of Halloween!

[Id Vicious]

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Crimson Jester]

veector wrote:

Tarren Dei wrote:

Id Vicious wrote:

Sarah Palin.

President Palin.

STOP IT! You can't scare me like that so far in advance of Halloween!

It could be worse President Dan Quayle

[veector]

Crimson Jester wrote:

veector wrote:

Tarren Dei wrote:

Id Vicious wrote:

Sarah Palin.

President Palin.

STOP IT! You can't scare me like that so far in advance of Halloween!

It could be worse President Dan Quayle

Or worse....

Palin/Quayle!!! *faints*