Your weak minds have fractured in a flawed attempt at forming a collective
I BELIEVE THE ONLY WAY TO SOLVE THIS IS A DUEL.
Oy! Dats a good wurd. Me 'n my froggies be practising fo' dis.
FIRST, A CHOICE OF WEAPON
Uh.. I take de tanks dat just came in
HMMM... GOOD CHOICE. BUT WHAT SHALL I CHOOSE
May i sugjest da grenade lawncher? or da jet fiters?
I WILL HAVE TO TAKE THE HUNTING RIFLE. HMM... WHAT'S THIS ON THE SIDE? A SIGNATURE? ONE SARAH PALIN? FUNNY, NEVER HEARD OF HER...
Oy! Dats de governer of Alarska, I beleeves..
REALLY.. THAT'S ODD. I ASSUMED I WOULD KNOW SOMEONE OF HER STANDING.
ANWAY, BACK TO THE DUEL. REMEMBER, TEN PACES, AND THEN WE DRAW
Ya whatevrs
ONE...
TWO...
THREE...
FOUR...
FIVE...
SIX...
SEVEN...
EIGHT...
NINE...
TEN!
Fiddy Seven
Eighty hundred
negative finity
nine
fourty billion
TEN!
The collective awaits the self annihilation of Species 269
*Tank takes control of itself...
or is just rolling into the pond*
Ima gonna get im wif my big tank
Driving Skill:1d20-300=-288
The collective awaits to attend to the injured 269's
HM.. THIS THING HAS QUITE A KICK BACK.
*LOOKS DOWN*
IM HIT! HE GOT ME!
AaAAaAAAAaaaAAAAaAAaaaAAAaAAaAaAaAaAaaaAAAaAaAaH!!!!!!!
SOMBODIES HELP ME!I DONUT KNOW WHAT IMA DOIN'!
WHAT HAVE I DONE!?!?
This unit helps the 269 toward the assimilation chamber
Ye stoopit tank! Get me outa heres!
*Tank crashes into brick wall located at bottom of pond, and flies apart.
Frog Cultist floats to top of pond*
OH! SOMEONE HELP THAT POOR FROG. FOR I CANNOT SWIM!
Burp...
This unit drags the 269 off toward the Paizomatrix
*END SCENE*
Drop the frog, WD-40 breath.
Oy! My brains be hurt. Woof?
NO YOU IDIOT. RIBIT. CROAK. BURP. NOT WOOF. ALL OF THE ABOVE.
Not woof.
THAT'S AN IMPROVEMENT
Oink?
WAS THAT ON THE LIST?
yes?
I GIVE UP. SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO THIS PATHETIC THING WHAT IT IS, AND WHAT IT IS SUPPOSED TO SAY
I think I need to put you frogs into the cooking pot and put you out of your misery.
HEY!! WE HAVE RIGHTS
Rights are Irrelevant
You will be Assimilated
Resistance Is Futile
Rights are Irrelevant
You will be Assimilated
Resistance Is Futile
RARRRR!!!
*Chomp robots*
Rights are Irrelevant
You will be Assimilated
Resistance Is FutileRARRRR!!!
*Chomp robots*
As soon as you bit into one of us, PaizoMatix nano-probes would enter your system and begin your assimilation.
Your attack is futile. It brings you closer to the collective.
Resistance is Futile!
You will be assimilated.
EXCUSE ME! THE LEMMINGS: I WOULD LIKE TO EMPLOY YOU AS MY BODYGUARDS! AFTER THAT AMAZING PIECE OF WORK YOU DID WITH THIS ROBOT. YOU WILL HAVE TO RESPOND TO MY HEAD BODYGUARD: DRAGONBORN3
Rights are Irrelevant
You will be Assimilated
Resistance Is FutileRARRRR!!!
*Chomp robots*As soon as you bit into one of us, PaizoMatix nano-probes would enter your system and begin your assimilation.
Your attack is futile. It brings you closer to the collective.
Resistance is Futile!
You will be assimilated.
They not survive our stomach acids.
Lemmings are Irrelevant
They are a speck of dust before the collective
Resistance is futile
Hey, look! Over your shoulder! It's Rusty th' Rust Monster!
That Technology was Assimilated with Species 327
It is now Irrelevant
Resistance is Futile
THIS RUSTY YOU SPEAK OF IS TAKING HIS TIME. DOES ANYONE HAVE A SUMMONING HORN?
I DO!
EDIT: DAMN IT!
WHAT? YOU HAVE ONE INSIDE THAT PRESENT?