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eeer... ehem... Yipyipyipyipyipyipyipyip!
at least all the poodles will be fed. I for one though will not clean up after them!
Groooooossssssssss.....
How true. (smurf)
I wouldn't worry about the sml_lrfs as much as I would the Grey Mouser, he's a double agent, Patrick is a member of almost every guild, I haven't put together the nefarious plot he's working under, but if your group is so easily infiltrated by simply stealing things *hands back the masked rogues sense of humor*.
Who is this Patrick you speak of Final Knight, and what does such a outlandishly-named person have to do with me? I am a rogue of high honor, and I do not steal or inform on other rogues. If you challenge my honor we can settle this in the time-honored fashion, tied-arm knife fight.
Whips out Cat's Claw and begins to walk it across his knuckles
Is tought to bear several guild "masks"...
And mine as well. As if I could spy for slimy frogs, rusty golems or pissy poodles! It is to laugh.
Oy! We froggies wanna be makin' a treaty. Jacky boys bein' really meanies, an incase of wars, we wanna be backed. O' course, we helps you if'n you needs it. Whadyasay?
Wait a minute here. Our only method of attack is theft. We just made an agreement with the Jacks that we won't steal from them. If we attack the cult with the Frogs, we're going to be knee deep in smufs again, and I just got all the blue stains out of my suit.
{hick} Pardon me, is this the way to the lavatory?
Oh...dear...ekssscuse me...I seem to have {hick} have suffered from misdirection...
so sorry!
{hightails it}
*Sneak-attacks, Panama Jack*
Saved by his pith helmet, Jack drops a tube of tanning oil on the floor behind him (which bursts open) as he stumble-runs on his imperialistic, slightly sobered way.
Alright guildmates, huddle up, we got to discuss the future of these lovely forums. Alright, everyone here? Good, lets begin.
*busts down the door to the thieves guild* Have fun little guys *Opens the Bag of Holding* *Little blue guys come running out*
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We shall smurf in the streets, and on the beaches, and in the strong-threads of your dominion! You will pay for your treachery!
Smurfity!