The Angry Jack Cult

[Cultist of Jack]

Come one and all and join the Cult of Jack. Welcome your new overlord and usher in the rise of the new Jack age. No poodles allowed.

[Secretlyreplacedwith]

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[Angel of Violence]

You will be marked and purged when Jack reigns supreme.

[Callous Jack]

Secretlyreplacedwith wrote:

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The first seeds of fear begin to take root in his black heart...

[Hugo Solis]

Any requirements? Tin man avatar, funny jack name?

[Callous Jack]

Hugo Solis wrote:

Any requirements? Tin man avatar, funny jack name?

Surprise me.

[Secretlyreplacedwith]

Callous Jack wrote:

The first seeds of fear begin to take root in his black heart...

...heart?

[Callous Jack]

Secretlyreplacedwith wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

The first seeds of fear begin to take root in his black heart...

...heart?

It was easier to say than the "shriveled useless lump that still hangs inside his chest."

[Cultist of Jack]

Attention: There has been a change in policy. Poodles are allowed in the Cult of Jack, so long as they agree to stay off the rugs and furniture. We have just had them cleaned.

[Llamafrog]

*licks Cultist of Jack*

[CourtFool]

*scratches at a flea*

[Cultist of Jack]

Llamafrog wrote:

*licks Cultist of Jack*

*Kicks Llamafrog*

[Llamafrog]

*Barks at the new culstits*

YapYapYapYapYapYapYapYapYapYapYapYapYapYapYap...

[Crimson Jester]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!

[CourtFool]

*bites Cultist of Jack’s ankles*

[Callous Jack]

Hmmm... perhaps sparing the poodles was a bad idea...

[Crimson Jester]

Callous Jack wrote:

Hmmm... perhaps sparing the poodles was a bad idea...

You Think

By the way jack I have an opening for an Enforcer.

[Callous Jack]

Angel of Violence is already our enforcer but I could always use another one, especially if the poodle problem continues...

[Cultist of Jack]

CourtFool wrote:

*bites Cultist of Jack’s ankles*

*Impales CourtFool on +5 Poodlebane Leg Spikes*

[Angel of Violence]

Callous Jack wrote:

Angel of Violence is already our enforcer but I could always use another one, especially if the poodle problem continues...

Thank you lord Jack. I will serve you loyally.

[Llamafrog]

Callous Jack wrote:

Hmmm... perhaps sparing the poodles was a bad idea...

All right all right, we will behave!

But we will need a secluded corner for our necesities..

[Frat Jack]

Allrighty! Where are the nametags? whede do I put this keg of ale? Where's the toilet? Do you have chips or something?

[Callous Jack]

You should have Jack in your name...

[CourtFool]

Cultist of Jack wrote:

*Impales CourtFool on +5 Poodlebane Leg Spikes*

That kind of tickles.

[Frat Jack]

Callous Jack wrote:

You should have Jack in your name...

Isn't that "Jack" enough?

[Callous Jack]

Kevin Coleman Doppelganger wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

You should have Jack in your name...

Isn't that "Jack" enough?

Bwuh?

[Un-Callous Jack,]

NO, IT IS NEVER ENOUGH!

[Frat Jack]

Callous Jack wrote:

Bwuh?

The real "Jack" behind the CJack, with a doppelganger twist!

[Hungry Jack]

Mmmm......pancakes.

[Frat Jack]

Edit: Kevin Coleman's Doppelganger changed into Frat Jack.

Is this name better? More suited? Can I have a beer now? Are there any chick cultist yet? Can I have another beer?

[Sebastian]

Losers.

[Callous Jack]

Sebastian wrote:

Losers.

The green-eyed pony rears it's ugly malformed head.

[Oziap]

Ya'll Nuts!

[Malice Jack]

Hey is this the robots for 5E thread?

[Callous Jack]

Malice Jack wrote:

Hey is this the robots for 5E thread?

No, they are three doors down, this is the "Take over the Off-Topic Forum" thread.

[Malice Jack]

Oh. Well that sounds better than arguing with those 4E Grognards anyway. Can I play?

[Frat Jack]

Malice Jack wrote:

Hey is this the robots for 5E thread?

Are there robot chicks at your thread Malice? Haven't seen any here and its geting booooring..

*drinks more Corona beer*

[Callous Jack]

Malice Jack wrote:

Oh. Well that sounds better than arguing with those 4E Grognards anyway. Can I play?

Yes, feel free to off a Sebastian clone and then have a beer.

[Malice Jack]

There's chicks there, but they don't depolarize their armpit static electricity <shudder>

[Frat Jack]

Malice Jack wrote:

There's chicks there, but they don't depolarize their armpit static electricity <shudder>

Yikes! nevermind....

Sooo CJack, how you doin'...

*drinks more carlsberg*

[Hungry Jack]

Mmmmm....mashed potatoes.

[Malice Jack]

Looks around for Sebastian clones to terminate

[Frat Jack]

Hungry Jack wrote:

Mmmmm....mashed potatoes.

I'll trade you a case of Bud for a bowl of mashed potatoes!

[Un-Callous Jack,]

'Tatoes!!! need more!

[Hungry Jack]

Everybody's happy when it's Hungry Jack.

With Hungry Jack® Mashed Potatoes you’ll get the taste and texture of homemade with the convenience active families demand. No wonder they're a family favorite!

Our complete line of 32 oz. Hungry Jack pancake & waffle mixes will please your whole family.

Whether you like the convenience of our Just Add Water products or prefer to add in your own milk, oil, and eggs. There's a Hungry Jack mix for you.

Why wait for breakfast? Hungry Jack pancake & waffle mixes are a favorite satisfying meal anytime!

[Frat Jack]

Hungry Jack wrote:

Everybody's happy when it's Hungry Jack.

With Hungry Jack® Mashed Potatoes you’ll get the taste and texture of homemade with the convenience active families demand. No wonder they're a family favorite!

Our complete line of 32 oz. Hungry Jack pancake & waffle mixes will please your whole family.

Whether you like the convenience of our Just Add Water products or prefer to add in your own milk, oil, and eggs. There's a Hungry Jack mix for you.

Why wait for breakfast? Hungry Jack pancake & waffle mixes are a favorite satisfying meal anytime!

I'll take 4 bags and the Promo "Callous Jack Apron Kiss the Tin Man" If you please!

*waving top dollar at the sellsman*

[Callous Jack]

Frat Jack wrote:

Hungry Jack wrote:

Everybody's happy when it's Hungry Jack.

With Hungry Jack® Mashed Potatoes you’ll get the taste and texture of homemade with the convenience active families demand. No wonder they're a family favorite!

Our complete line of 32 oz. Hungry Jack pancake & waffle mixes will please your whole family.

Whether you like the convenience of our Just Add Water products or prefer to add in your own milk, oil, and eggs. There's a Hungry Jack mix for you.

Why wait for breakfast? Hungry Jack pancake & waffle mixes are a favorite satisfying meal anytime!

I'll take 4 bags and the Promo "Callous Jack Apron Kiss the Tin Man" If you please!

*waving top dollar at the sellsman*

Merchandise? Genius!

We'll make millions!

[Cultist of Jack]

As founder of the cult I expect a cut of 5% of all merchandise, to spread the glorious word of our dread overlord Jack of course.

[Angel of Violence]

Callous Jack wrote:

Merchandise? Genius!
We'll make millions!

What's my salary boss?

[Callous Jack]

I offer a competitive salary, good health benefits and a 401K plan. Plus you can skim from the incoming profits.