Eeeewwwww!! (Re: Thursday's blog)


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What the hell is that half-babe half-yuck thing in the blog?! Gross! She even hedges out Mammy Graul for the position of most disgusting illustration.

Liberty's Edge

Gurubabaramalamaswami wrote:
What the hell is that half-babe half-yuck thing in the blog?! Gross! She even hedges out Mammy Graul for the position of most disgusting illustration.

That's hot!

I'm guessing she's Urgathoa.


Or maybe a daughter of Urgathoa.

Shadow Lodge

Pathfinder Lost Omens, Rulebook, Starfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Roleplaying Game Subscriber

Urgathoa in all her...glory.

Creepy, yet kinda sexy.

Paizo Employee Director of Brand Strategy

Mothman wrote:
Gurubabaramalamaswami wrote:
What the hell is that half-babe half-yuck thing in the blog?! Gross! She even hedges out Mammy Graul for the position of most disgusting illustration.

That's hot!

I'm guessing she's Urgathoa.

That's what the image is titled if you click on it and look at the source file. I find her sort of sexy, but then again, I say that while covering up my screen from her waist down.


I must repeat....eeeewwww! Sexy?! You guys are more depraved than what I already thought! The only worse image I could conceive would be a menage with her and Mammy Graul.

OW! My mind's eyes!

Liberty's Edge

yoda8myhead wrote:
Mothman wrote:


That's hot!

I'm guessing she's Urgathoa.

That's what the image is titled if you click on it and look at the source file. I find her sort of sexy, but then again, I say that while covering up my screen from her waist down.

Ah. I should have done that, it would have saved me the brief moment of confusion as to whether she was Urgathoa or Lara Flynn Boyle.

Either way, hot.


Mothman wrote:
yoda8myhead wrote:
Mothman wrote:


That's hot!

I'm guessing she's Urgathoa.

That's what the image is titled if you click on it and look at the source file. I find her sort of sexy, but then again, I say that while covering up my screen from her waist down.

Ah. I should have done that, it would have saved me the brief moment of confusion as to whether she was Urgathoa or Lara Flynn Boyle.

Either way, hot.

LFB wears more leather.


Lazaro wrote:
Urgathoa in all her...glory.

You obviously meant "all her gory"... ;)

Shadow Lodge

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evilash wrote:
Lazaro wrote:
Urgathoa in all her...glory.
You obviously meant "all her gory"... ;)

:rimshot:


Well, she could just as easily be Hel from Norse Mythology (though I suspect that was the point).

Dark Archive

We had a glimpse of Urgathoa in PF #8 (page 57).

Yummy. ;-P

Contributor

Gurubabaramalamaswami wrote:
What the hell is that half-babe half-yuck thing in the blog?!

That's an awesome picture, but I think I can state that Szuriel will not be feeling jealous on any level. ;)

Silver Crusade

Too much fat on the heels, though.


Gurubabaramalamaswami wrote:
What the hell is that half-babe half-yuck thing in the blog?! Gross! She even hedges out Mammy Graul for the position of most disgusting illustration.

And I thought the mummy chick was bad... wow this is something else. The worst part I think is that she's topless... Just imagine running into her in a dark alley ugh

Sovereign Court

It's clearly Sarah Palin without the suit.


Wow...that is a briliantly macabre image... must write undead mini adventure for this weekend. Nice interlude between burnt offering and skinsaw murders.


Awesomely creepy!

Plus, it's always interesting to see arousal and disgust in one place. Tells you a lot about the human psyche - especially the male human psyche.


Thought it was a chubby Ally McBeal. My bad.

Scarab Sages

Nice article from Sean to start of his tenure.

Dark Archive

Mothman wrote:

it would have saved me the brief moment of confusion as to whether she was Urgathoa or Lara Flynn Boyle.

Either way, hot.

Look THAT is sooo not fair ! Lara Flynn Boyle is far more skinnier and is not as modest ! Show some respect for Urgathoa gentlemen.

Grand Lodge

Gurubabaramalamaswami wrote:

I must repeat....eeeewwww! Sexy?! You guys are more depraved than what I already thought! The only worse image I could conceive would be a menage with her and Mammy Graul.

OW! My mind's eyes!

You had to go there...


Uzzy wrote:
It's clearly Sarah Palin without the suit.

LOL! Best Palin joke of the day!

Sovereign Court

Disturbing picture(I'm more disturbed by the people who find it hot).
I can't wait to see that book!


I think she has beautiful legs. Shapely.

I find it hilarious that she feels the need to cover up her breasts. I'd think modesty would be rather beside the point in her case.

Sczarni

Jal Dorak wrote:
Nice article from Sean to start of his tenure.

..is he asking for more pizza? :)


Andrew Crossett wrote:

I think she has beautiful legs. Shapely.

I find it hilarious that she feels the need to cover up her breasts. I'd think modesty would be rather beside the point in her case.

I noticed that as well. Maybe we should add humility to her domains?

Paizo Employee Director of Brand Strategy

EATherrian wrote:
Andrew Crossett wrote:

I think she has beautiful legs. Shapely.

I find it hilarious that she feels the need to cover up her breasts. I'd think modesty would be rather beside the point in her case.

I noticed that as well. Maybe we should add humility to her domains?

I think it's to keep the books PG-13 instead of R. Though there's been plenty of R-ness in other products. Still, she'd probably cover up other exposed areas if there were anything but bones to see. Waist down she's much less sexy as bony isn't my style.


C'mon! It doesn't look like Ally McBeal or Lara Flynn Boyle. Your just being cruel & mean.

Spoiler:
Everyone knows neither of them have a penchant for carrying a scythe.


I think I know what my next tattoo is going to be.

Liberty's Edge

I'm not sure what to make of the word Orgins.

Could it reference the organs at her feet, or... ew.

Dark Archive

Billzabub wrote:

C'mon! It doesn't look like Ally McBeal or Lara Flynn Boyle. Your just being cruel & mean.

Yeah, to Urgathoa.

Paizo Employee Creative Director

yoda8myhead wrote:
I find it hilarious that she feels the need to cover up her breasts. I'd think modesty would be rather beside the point in her case.

There's three reasons we ordered Urgathoa's art in this pose.

1) To avoid showing the nipples.
2) To give her a creepy sort of modesty and messed-up flirtatious look.
3) To poke fun at the USA's weird double-standard re: violence and sex. It's okay to show a woman who's been disemboweled and half-skeletonized... BUT FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY DON'T SHOW HER NIPPLES!


This image is freaking me out. Yet, I can't help but stare at it.

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James Jacobs wrote:

There's three reasons we ordered Urgathoa's art in this pose.

1) To avoid showing the nipples.
2) To give her a creepy sort of modesty and messed-up flirtatious look.
3) To poke fun at the USA's weird double-standard re: violence and sex. It's okay to show a woman who's been disemboweled and half-skeletonized... BUT FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY DON'T SHOW HER NIPPLES!

4) Annie Leibovitz tricked her into posing like that. Ugathoa's father is outraged.


James Jacobs wrote:
yoda8myhead wrote:
I find it hilarious that she feels the need to cover up her breasts. I'd think modesty would be rather beside the point in her case.

There's three reasons we ordered Urgathoa's art in this pose.

1) To avoid showing the nipples.
2) To give her a creepy sort of modesty and messed-up flirtatious look.
3) To poke fun at the USA's weird double-standard re: violence and sex. It's okay to show a woman who's been disemboweled and half-skeletonized... BUT FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY DON'T SHOW HER NIPPLES!

Heh. Cool reasons all, especially the last one.

And I like the pic, it´s creepy but cool.

Stefan

Contributor

Yeah, the statue of her in #8 didn't quite get across the gory bits we wanted, but this... yeah. This does the job!


Another great piece of artwork coming from Paizo.

Dark Archive

James Jacobs wrote:

There's three reasons we ordered Urgathoa's art in this pose.

1) To avoid showing the nipples.
2) To give her a creepy sort of modesty and messed-up flirtatious look.
3) To poke fun at the USA's weird double-standard re: violence and sex. It's okay to show a woman who's been disemboweled and half-skeletonized... BUT FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY DON'T SHOW HER NIPPLES!

I can see her femurs ... ooo, femurs ...

Paizo Employee Director of Brand Strategy

Who drew this particular piece? I love it to pieces. Little pieces that fall out of my body cavity onto the floor. Mmmmmm.

Don't look at my nipples.

Sovereign Court

This is a prime example of why we keep coming back for more Paizo goodness.

Dark Archive

Cpt_kirstov wrote:
Jal Dorak wrote:
Nice article from Sean to start of his tenure.
..is he asking for more pizza? :)

No, he wants PIE!

Dark Archive

Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber
James Jacobs wrote:
yoda8myhead wrote:
I find it hilarious that she feels the need to cover up her breasts. I'd think modesty would be rather beside the point in her case.

There's three reasons we ordered Urgathoa's art in this pose.

1) To avoid showing the nipples.
2) To give her a creepy sort of modesty and messed-up flirtatious look.
3) To poke fun at the USA's weird double-standard re: violence and sex. It's okay to show a woman who's been disemboweled and half-skeletonized... BUT FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY DON'T SHOW HER NIPPLES!

Yeah that annoys the ever living hell out of me. Pity you guys didn't push things anyways.

Scarab Sages

Adventure Path Charter Subscriber

Yes, who was the artist on this one. This is my 2nd favorite pic now, right behind the Sarenrae v Roguvug one, and edging out the Merisiel slicing at the bugbear.


David Wickham wrote:
Cpt_kirstov wrote:
Jal Dorak wrote:
Nice article from Sean to start of his tenure.
..is he asking for more pizza? :)
No, he wants PIE!

What a splendid pie, pizza pizza pie, every minute every second buy buy buy buy buy buy!


She's actually perfectly willing to show us her nipples. She's just not exactly sure where she left them...


Andrew Crossett wrote:

She's actually perfectly willing to show us her nipples. She's just not exactly sure where she left them...

LOL (with pop snorting up and out my nose, thank you)!


Just noticed the flies and maggots bursting from the mess at her feet (I mean how many of us were looking at the feet anyway?). Can we expect an undead monster called the Sons...er...Spawn..um...or Children of Ky...ahem...Urgathoa?

Seem to have something caught in my throat. Hey! It's writhing! Ack!

Sovereign Court

Skinny b$@##!

*eats some taquitos and cries*

Liberty's Edge

Andrew Crossett wrote:

She's actually perfectly willing to show us her nipples. She's just not exactly sure where she left them...

"Yeah the pepperoni on this pizza is awesome. Where did you find it..? Wait. it's what? Oh god...."

Seriously though, I cannot wait to use her followers in game play. Very cool deity. She's bringing sexy back.

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