ooh,ooh, Throw one of your sticks over there and I'll bring it back!
*pant,pant* *wags undead tail*
*picks up NecroPoodle745 and places him in her purse*
Yay! Lets go shopping!
*chews on purse strap*
Mmmmmmmm, leathery my favorite flavor
*chews on purse strap*
Mmmmmmmm, leathery my favorite flavor
That's okay, I'll buy two more! Poodle walky time!
Wait! I wanted a humping.
Whines.
Wait! I wanted a humping.
Whines.
Jump in the purse and I'll give you a humping that will make you bark at the moon even though it's daytime.
*throws her old purse in a river*
Ewwww, grody puppies are grody!
Dives into the river after the purse.
*looks around suspiciously then humps a mailbox post*
You'll fit in fine here.
Just remember, MoMo gets extra humpin' 'cause we love him extra.
You'll fit in fine here.
Just remember, MoMo gets extra humpin' 'cause we love him extra.
Got it! Just as long as my master doesn't dismiss the animate dead spell and I go haywire.
*turns head around full 360 degrees and gives big toothy smile*
*saunters in wearing a muumuu made entirely out of Crocs*
Do you like my outfit? It combines my two favorite things.
Also, I knitted a sweater for one of you poodles. I had a little trouble with the pattern, so there are some extra sleeves. I'm sure no one will notice, though. Unless one of you knows a displacer beast who could use a little warmth... Ooh! I crack myself up.
Humps one of the crocs.
Ooo! Friction.
*saunters in wearing a muumuu made entirely out of Crocs*
Do you like my outfit? It combines my two favorite things.
Also, I knitted a sweater for one of you poodles. I had a little trouble with the pattern, so there are some extra sleeves. I'm sure no one will notice, though. Unless one of you knows a displacer beast who could use a little warmth... Ooh! I crack myself up.
I'll use the sweater I'm sure I could persuade my master to sew on a couple extra limbs. It would make my humps EXTRA-POWERFUL!!!
It would make my humps EXTRA-POWERFUL!!!
You tease!
I'll use the sweater I'm sure I could persuade my master to sew on a couple extra limbs. It would make my humps EXTRA-POWERFUL!!!*saunters in wearing a muumuu made entirely out of Crocs*
Do you like my outfit? It combines my two favorite things.
Also, I knitted a sweater for one of you poodles. I had a little trouble with the pattern, so there are some extra sleeves. I'm sure no one will notice, though. Unless one of you knows a displacer beast who could use a little warmth... Ooh! I crack myself up.
You don't get the extra limbs I gave them to that Girallon zombie I reanimated he needed more arms.
runs through the thread looking for his meds
You don't get the extra limbs I gave them to that Girallon zombie I reanimated he needed more arms.I'll use the sweater I'm sure I could persuade my master to sew on a couple extra limbs. It would make my humps EXTRA-POWERFUL!!!*saunters in wearing a muumuu made entirely out of Crocs*
Do you like my outfit? It combines my two favorite things.
Also, I knitted a sweater for one of you poodles. I had a little trouble with the pattern, so there are some extra sleeves. I'm sure no one will notice, though. Unless one of you knows a displacer beast who could use a little warmth... Ooh! I crack myself up.
*growls*
I hate Bubbles he always gets all the good parts.
You don't get the extra limbs I gave them to that Girallon zombie I reanimated he needed more arms.I'll use the sweater I'm sure I could persuade my master to sew on a couple extra limbs. It would make my humps EXTRA-POWERFUL!!!*saunters in wearing a muumuu made entirely out of Crocs*
Do you like my outfit? It combines my two favorite things.
Also, I knitted a sweater for one of you poodles. I had a little trouble with the pattern, so there are some extra sleeves. I'm sure no one will notice, though. Unless one of you knows a displacer beast who could use a little warmth... Ooh! I crack myself up.
*growls*
I hate Bubbles he always gets all the good parts.
*sticks tongue out at Necropoodle*
Na-na Na-na Boo-boo
Oh hey! Doesn't that punk MoMo come around tomorrow?
Oh hey! Doesn't that punk MoMo come around tomorrow?
*from the abyss* Don't worry toilet bowl breath. I'll be there.
Oh hey! Doesn't that punk MoMo come around tomorrow?*from the abyss* Don't worry toilet bowl breath. I'll be there.
I can't wait! Also, it's nice of you to compliment CDP's breath.
I can't wait! Also, it's nice of you to compliment CDP's breath.Oh hey! Doesn't that punk MoMo come around tomorrow?*from the abyss* Don't worry toilet bowl breath. I'll be there.
Not a problem @#$%^&*.
MoMo! Such language! Someone's going to have to wash your mouth out with soap.
MoMo! Such language! Someone's going to have to wash your mouth out with soap.
Pfft! Who's going to have soap in this thread?
Yeah, I got your soap you *&^%$#@#$%^!!!! *punts Snarky and CDP*
Yeah, I got your soap you *&^%$#@#$%^!!!! *punts Snarky and CDP*
*limps back into the thread*
Yeah, you need your soap because you're a dirty boy, aren't you?
Kick me again, you dirty, dirty monster.
Soap?! Bath?!
Yelp!
Runs out of the thread.
Yeah, I got your soap you *&^%$#@#$%^!!!! *punts Snarky and CDP**limps back into the thread*
Yeah, you need your soap because you're a dirty boy, aren't you?
Kick me again, you dirty, dirty monster.
*shrugs* As you wish. *punt*
MoMo! Humps MoMo's leg.
I've missed you.
MoMo! Humps MoMo's leg.
I've missed you.
AAAAHHHHHHH!!! *Picks up a bar of soap* Get off me or you'll get the cleaning of your life!
Tilts his head to one side.
You mean like a colon flushing?
Tilts his head to one side.
You mean like a colon flushing?
Just make sure you are standing on the carpet when you do that. We wouldn't want it to get on the floor.
Tilts his head to one side.
You mean like a colon flushing?
*Facepalm* Nope. I'm talking about a soapy bath that you poodles disdain with a passion.
Just make sure you are standing on the carpet when you do that. We wouldn't want it to get on the floor.Tilts his head to one side.
You mean like a colon flushing?
I don't know if we should do that to Spotty. He's not looking so good. He's oozing some green stuff.
*Facepalm* Nope. I'm talking about a soapy bath that you poodles disdain with a passion.
Bath?! Nooooo!
Runs in circles like Sumo on meds and booze.
Stops running.
Wait. Will you clean me in my special place?
Stops running.
Wait. Will you clean me in my special place?
I'll kick you in your special place. Is that close enough?
You do that anyway. I thought today was special.
I thought I was special once.....
*runs in panting*
pleased to meet you Momo now if you don't mind.
*furiously hump's Momo's leg*
*runs in panting*
pleased to meet you Momo now if you don't mind.
*furiously hump's Momo's leg*
*knocks him off his leg* Geez, when did this place get infested with undead Poodles?
I thought I was special once.....
I am sorry I did not call the next day.
*knocks him off his leg* Geez, when did this place get infested with undead Poodles?*runs in panting*
pleased to meet you Momo now if you don't mind.
*furiously hump's Momo's leg*
It's just me I come to play with my living brethren and to get away from that 8-armed girallon zombie Bubbles he's always tossing me around like a sack of potatoes.
*whines and whimpers*
It's just me I come to play with my living brethren and to get away from that 8-armed girallon zombie Bubbles he's always tossing me around like a sack of potatoes.
*whines and whimpers*
Maybe he is just lonely and needs a good humping.
Maybe he is just lonely and needs a good humping.It's just me I come to play with my living brethren and to get away from that 8-armed girallon zombie Bubbles he's always tossing me around like a sack of potatoes.
*whines and whimpers*
Me not lonely. Me just like throwing doggies. heheha
*tosses CourtFool into Momo's abyss*
Finds MoMo's mom in the Abyss where they have a nice spot of tea and a hump afterward.
Finds MoMo's mom in the Abyss where they have a nice spot of tea and a hump afterward.
Mom! Get the *&^% away from that &^%$#*% Poodle, now! *has head down shaking it* The shame of it all.
no need to be so *&^%?"g rude!
*humps MoMo*
no need to be so *&^%?"g rude!
*humps MoMo*
Oh sorry. I'll try to be more polite in the future. Would you like a punt today sir? No answer? I'll take that as a yes. *Punt*