8 word Lord of the Rings Game

[Aberzombie]

and allowed them to run rampant across the

[waltero]

Isen, feasting on manflesh all the while. Treebeard

[Charles Evans 25]

frequently wished that they were more careful picnickers.

[Jal Dorak]

One time Treebeard found a genie, but took

[Joey Lafyatis]

it for an ornamental lamp, hanging it on

[Patrick Curtin]

his lower branches. HURM HURM! The Ent said,

[Jal Dorak]

when he had finished the tree was dead.

[waltero]

Moments later it rose as a wood wraith

[Charles Evans 25]

then Saruman woke up from his nightmare. Ancalagon

[Patrick Curtin]

yelled at the sleepy wizard, "You were supposed

[waltero]

to call Sauron for me this morning!" Saruman

[Joey Lafyatis]

yelled "Shut up!", hit the snooze button, and

[Charles Evans 25]

then received a bucket of cold water to

[Mothman]

wash his feet. Dismissing the nubile slave girl

[Joey Lafyatis]

without care, Bilbo popped his collar, smoked a

[Heathansson]

Romeo y Julieta, poured himself a snifter of

[Joey Lafyatis]

baby oil,kicked back, and mixed dreams with

[Charles Evans 25]

Lobelia Sackville-Baggins. Saruman, meanwhile, grumpily rose, to

[Joey Lafyatis]

the occasion, and whipped out a mic, singing

[Patrick Curtin]

Tony Bennett covers while stroking his Palantir vigorously

[Charles Evans 25]

and promoting Ancalagon 'the Chartreuse' to get

[Joey Lafyatis]

the wizard vote next election, running against the

[Jal Dorak]

conservative regime of House Hurin, which favored taxing

[Joey Lafyatis]

the goblin population of Cheekago, a new city

[Mothman]

in the Iron Hills. The local Dwarven community

[Jal Dorak]

started carving buxom were-goats out of mithral,

[Charles Evans 25]

-mithril rather- because after he killed himself Turin

[Joey Lafyatis]

wanted "mithral" to be added to the dictionary

[Charles Evans 25]

it's mithril on middle-earth- check the LotR index
but couldn't so he possessed a ferocius wolf

[Joey Lafyatis]

I know
named Heathensson, who actually was quite a gentleman

[Charles Evans 25]

Ah, fine then. :D
when not possessed by an incestuous suicidal maniac.

[Heathansson]

Sometimes, he even bought gnome orphan children icecream.

[Jal Dorak]

Glad I could bring some friction to a Word Games thread. Honest mistake, I originally had "crys"tal. :)

But a black cloud was rising in Mordor,

[Charles Evans 25]

of economic depression as the 'shires' bank collapsed;

[Joey Lafyatis]

for the public had learned of Heathensson's ice-cream

[Charles Evans 25]

and hyperactive noldor children rioted in Osgilliath's financial
to explain my crazy logic, here, I have heard that in one of the draft versions of the Silmarillion, at least some of the noldor were referred to as 'gnomes'

[Jal Dorak]

tower. Sauron created a bail-out of rings:

[Charles Evans 25]

númenorean bankers could pay the extensive repair bills

[Mothman]

in exchange for a stay of execution or

[Aberzombie]

perhaps some nice decorative lamps. Sauron had noticed

[Larry Lichman]

a bevy of decorative lamps on sale at

[Jal Dorak]

Tom Bombadil's Discount Lamp and Boot Emporium, but

[Joey Lafyatis]

he was quickly losing business to his rival:

[Larry Lichman]

S-mart, founded by Sauron after his stunning defeat

[Joey Lafyatis]

of Walmart, after revealing underpaid goblins from China

[Larry Lichman]

were secretly working to destroy the creators of

[Joey Lafyatis]

the bridge to Teribithia, where Saurun's headquarters are

[Jal Dorak]

going in 3020 TA. But his plans were

[Charles Evans 25]

too dependent on the value of gold, which