8 word Lord of the Rings Game

[Patrick Curtin]

Bilbo awoke one morning to the sound of

[waltero]

Lobelia Sackville-Baggins scrambling some eggs. "Get up

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you lazy little so and so," she screamed,

[Patrick Curtin]

you need to go on an adventure today

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." Just then Sam peered through the window, only

[waltero]

this time he had his clothes on. Frodo

[Patrick Curtin]

grimaced as he saw that Sam had the

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pole in his hand, but soon smiled at

[Patrick Curtin]

his gardening friend. "What ho Sam. do you

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like what you see that much? That Hoe

[Patrick Curtin]

isn't gonna do much for you other than

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give you a clawed hand. Come inside and

[Patrick Curtin]

Have Elevensises with me and Uncle Bilbo. We

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are having Sticky Dates. How I love them!

[Patrick Curtin]

After we can go do bucolic Hobbit things

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like run through neighbour's corn fields and play

[Patrick Curtin]

Hide Farmer Maggot's mushrooms in a special place.

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"Oh you dirty Hobbits," screamed Lobelia Sackville-Baggins.

[Patrick Curtin]

"How is it you all haven't died so

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horribly from an infectious disease?" She turned and

[Patrick Curtin]

stomped off, looking for silver plate to steal.

[Crimson Jester]

finding none she, left a small present behind

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in a brown paper bag on the doorstep

[Patrick Curtin]

of Bilbo's wine cellar. A very large steaming

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pot was next to it. "OOOOO, goulash", said

[Patrick Curtin]

Sam, licking his over-large lips and snuffling

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his nose to see what was in the

[Patrick Curtin]

large steaming pot of goodness. Chunks of diced

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cat and sauasge. He was ambivalent about the

[Tensor]

days coming travels. Yesterday, he prepared a pouch

[firbolg]

of Haradrim pipeweed, so had some serious munchies

[Tensor]

and light hallucinations. But, could host many more

[Patrick Curtin]

meals in his ample stomach, no matter if

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there were elevensies, twelvsies or even thirteensies! He

[Patrick Curtin]

was an extremely ravenous hobbit, even by their

[Aberzombie]

hairy feet and bulbous chins. In fact, he

[Patrick Curtin]

had once ate an entire pig in one

[Aberzombie]

standing. He had to stand, because no chair

[Patrick Curtin]

would fit his ginormous buttocks after that episode

[Aberzombie]

with the flashback to his origins. This episode

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rated very highly amongst the trendy, upmarket set.

[Aberzombie]

Meanhwile, in the land of Mordor (where the

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dark things wonder freely) an evil general smiled

[Patrick Curtin]

as he surveyed his amassed army of orcs.

[Aberzombie]

The orcs were growing restless, however, because of

[Charles Evans 25]

(Galadriel having deposed Sauron also made him cheerful.)

Edit:
Confound you Aberzombie; this post was supposed to go in front of yours!

[Charles Evans 25]

Aberzombie wrote:

The orcs were growing restless, however, because of

(edited, for correction- confounded elven names)

the new strict leadership regime Finarfin's daughter had

[Patrick Curtin]

imposed, with whippings and discipline for all slackers

[Digitalelf]

,which was dished out liberally with much satisfaction

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. They translated this satisfaction into steam baths after