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Feeding (message board) trolls to Jason Buhlman makes perfect sense given the reported current lack on interns for him to eat.

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

Heathansson wrote:
o no u di-int.

Did I stutter? Hit that ball with your hairy palm or get off the court.

Liberty's Edge

You don't want that.

Liberty's Edge

Callous Jack wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
Bring it Alpo breath.
Hehe.

Hey. This is an A to B conversation you can C your way out of.

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

You talk a good game, but that's all you've got - talk.

Liberty's Edge

I'm too adult.

I'm....above it all.

I'm in my blissful place.

Sovereign Court

Heathansson wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
Bring it Alpo breath.
Hehe.
Hey. This is an A to B conversation you can C your way out of.

I'm just sitting in the peanut gallery, minding my own business.

Liberty's Edge

Eating goober peas?

Liberty's Edge

This is hard, cos Sebastian dissed my dreamgirl Starbuck the other day.

Serenity NOW!!! NOW!!!!

Sovereign Court

Heathansson wrote:
Eating goober peas?

Nuh uh.

Snow Caps and Milk Duds.

Liberty's Edge

Woah. Sebastian left.

I guess I pwndid him.

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

Some of us have jobs you crotch-sniffing mongrel!

FRACK! I KNOW THE WAY TO EARTH!!! WHY WON'T ANYONE LISTEN TO ME!!! I'LL TRYING BEING MORE SHRILL AND IRRATIONALE! DOES THAT HELP!?!??!

Scarab Sages

Callous Jack wrote:
Heathansson wrote:
Eating goober peas?

Nuh uh.

Snow Caps and Milk Duds.

Mmmmm....milk duds.

Liberty's Edge

Sebastian wrote:

Some of us have jobs you crotch-sniffing mongrel!

FRACK! I KNOW THE WAY TO EARTH!!! WHY WON'T ANYONE LISTEN TO ME!!! I'LL TRYING BEING MORE SHRILL AND IRRATIONALE! DOES THAT HELP!?!??!

Uh...multitasking?

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

This is an awful lot of buildup for a veiled insult that has yet to be unveiled. Me thinks the witty comment you so carefully withheld is insufficiently witty to be delivered at this point, and that you are merely extending this duel to delay the inevitable anti-climax.

Liberty's Edge

Or maybe that's what I want you to think.

Scarab Sages

Ooh, Ooh! Fight! Fight!

Lawyer vs. Werewolf

2 GAMERS ENTER, 1 GAMER LEAVES!

Kick his ass! KICK HIS ASS!

Liberty's Edge

I won't fight. I'm too adult to dignify his paltry jibes with a response.

I'm in my bliss spot.

The Exchange RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8

David Jackson 60 wrote:


Naw... this is the "bag of kittens tossed into the machine" effect.

Imagine a machine with numerous whirrling parts. Now imagine you see somebody open up the machine and throw a bag of kittens in it in order to draw some specific conclusions about the effects of this machine on said bag of kittens. Well really it's not much of a test.

You will end up with a mess of dead kittens.

To counter people throwing bags of kittens in this machine, you should not then try to counter with your...

Oh! He said 'imagine'. Do you know how long it is going to take me to clean my drying machine now? You should really embolden key words like 'imagine' next time!

Scarab Sages

Kick his ass! KICK HIS ASS!

Sovereign Court

Heathansson wrote:

I won't fight. I'm too adult to dignify his paltry jibes with a response.

I'm in my bliss spot.

Uh.. you stepped in something in your bliss spot.


My money is on Sebastian. Not only has he talked a better game, he is a lawyer. I have yet to see one defeated by a werewolf.

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

Heathansson wrote:
I won't fight. I'm too adult to dignify his paltry jibes with a response.

You won't fight because you know you'd lose!

Heathansson wrote:
I'm in my bliss spot.

That yellow liquid is piss, not bliss. Someone get me a rolled up newspaper.

Liberty's Edge

You can double dog dare me all you want, but I won't lick the cruel frozen pole that is the dozen digs.


Somehow, I think I'm gonna like these forums... :D


Thraxus wrote:
My money is on Sebastian. Not only has he talked a better game, he is a lawyer. I have yet to see one defeated by a werewolf.

Meh, it's two lycanthropes going at it. When the moon sets, it'll all blow over. I mean, you said it yourself, Sebastian's a wereshark.

(BTW - I descend from lawyers, I'm allowed to make fun of them. ;-p )

Liberty's Edge

No, I'll just stand with a stiff upper lip, and weather the jibes of a viscous tongue.

The Exchange

Viscous - what's he got on his tongue?


Aubrey the Malformed wrote:
Viscous - what's he got on his tongue?

Sebastian's tongue is an advanced black pudding. It gives him the Acidic Retort ability.

Liberty's Edge

I thought that overbearing troll would never leave.


Gavgoyle wrote:
Watch out, McArtor will summon his Legion of Cat Girls to go after you!

We pause for a moment in our presentation of "Heathansson Prepares His Coup de Grace" for this message.

Is being pursued by a legion of cat girls something we don't want? I guess I always kind of thought that might be a main selling point of City of Heroes.

We now return you to our regularly scheduled programming.

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

Heathansson wrote:
I thought that overbearing troll would never leave.

Karelzarath? Yeah, I totally agree. I hate that guy.

Sovereign Court

Trey wrote:
Gavgoyle wrote:
Watch out, McArtor will summon his Legion of Cat Girls to go after you!

We pause for a moment in our presentation of "Heathansson Prepares His Coup de Grace" for this message.

Is being pursued by a legion of cat girls something we don't want? I guess I always kind of thought that might be a main selling point of City of Heroes.
We now return you to our regularly scheduled programming.

Damn commercial breaks!

The Exchange

Tarren Dei wrote:
David Jackson 60 wrote:


Naw... this is the "bag of kittens tossed into the machine" effect.

Imagine a machine with numerous whirrling parts. Now imagine you see somebody open up the machine and throw a bag of kittens in it in order to draw some specific conclusions about the effects of this machine on said bag of kittens. Well really it's not much of a test.

You will end up with a mess of dead kittens.

To counter people throwing bags of kittens in this machine, you should not then try to counter with your...

Oh! He said 'imagine'. Do you know how long it is going to take me to clean my drying machine now? You should really embolden key words like 'imagine' next time!

Yeah, I got the same problem with mini-van now. I kinda just closed the hood and now I just gotta hope all the mangled bits fall out as I go down the road.....what's that smell?

Anyway, at least I can dry my clothes still.

Liberty's Edge

Well, seeing as Aubrey bungled up my viscosity trap, I yield good sir!

The Exchange

Waa-waaa-waaaaaa.

Liberty's Edge

Sebastian can bring his gang of surly troglodytes to the party too.
It won't dissuade me from taking the high road.
Keep my sheriff's hat white'n'shiny.


Heathansson wrote:

Sebastian can bring his gang of surly troglodytes to the party too.

It won't dissuade me from taking the high road.
Keep my sheriff's hat white'n'shiny.

We can come? Woo hoo!

Is it alright if we bring a Green Bean Casserole?


I almost just laughed myself out of the chair

Liberty's Edge

Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Charter Superscriber; Pathfinder Starfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Roleplaying Game, Starfinder Society Subscriber

Rule #1: Don't be a troll.
Rule #2: Don't feed the troll.
Rule #3: Don't discuss troll banning.


Sebastian wrote:


So, rest assured, you are on the super secret Sebastian's Enemies List, albeit below Karelzarath, Heathansson, Fatespinner, and the Jade.

You wanna dance?

The Exchange RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8

I'm so confused. Who are we feeding the trolls to? How many trolls are there? Do we get a flanking bonus? Have they spotted us yet? Who won initiative? Please, more details, DM.


Tarren Dei wrote:
I'm so confused. Who are we feeding the trolls to? How many trolls are there? Do we get a flanking bonus? Have they spotted us yet? Who won initiative? Please, more details, DM.

It all comes down to fire and acid. The rest is just details.

Liberty's Edge

The Jade wrote:
Sebastian wrote:


So, rest assured, you are on the super secret Sebastian's Enemies List, albeit below Karelzarath, Heathansson, Fatespinner, and the Jade.
You wanna dance?

No, don't play his vile game. Don't be a Mr. Bungle!

Stay golden, pony boy! Stay golden!!!


Heathansson wrote:


Stay golden, pony boy! Stay golden!!!

Just so long as I don't have to play the BBQ flavor Macchio character.

"Read me Margaret Mitchell, it makes these 3rd degree burns hurt less."

Liberty's Edge

I don't even know what that's from.


Heathansson wrote:
I don't even know what that's from.

In the Outsiders, Ponyboy Curtis read Gone with the Wind to a crispified Johnny Cade.

Liberty's Edge

heh heh.....oh yeah. Think I remember now.


SirUrza wrote:

Rule #1: Don't be a troll.

Rule #2: Don't feed the troll.
Rule #3: Don't discuss troll banning.

Rule #4: Don't throw bags of kittens into moving machinery.

Scarab Sages

David Jackson 60 wrote:
SirUrza wrote:

Rule #1: Don't be a troll.

Rule #2: Don't feed the troll.
Rule #3: Don't discuss troll banning.
Rule #4: Don't throw bags of kittens into moving machinery.

Rule #5: Go ahead....feed the zombie. Just watch your fingers.

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