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Liberty's Edge

Manwolf Werewoof testing upper middle class twit 5

Max Brooks says the best anti zombie weapon is a crowbar. It can do a zombie's head in AND it can open doors quick when you're running away.


Chattering Manbeast (Garrula Lingua) Animated maidenhead I am not high class but I have many many levels.

Great idea. And here I've been sprinkling salt on their arms so they couldn't fly.

Liberty's Edge

Manwolf Werewoof testing upper middle class twit 5

Shotguns are good, but....they can't always open doors.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Eureka!!!

...oh, sweet muse...

Grand Lodge

Male Human Expert 5

Uh-oh... This can't be good.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Naah....it's great.

It's a groovy, "what next?"

Nothing to do with the impending grand finale...


Male Human 17thFighter
Kruelaid wrote:

MSRD

Just regular folk.

Can you be skilled as a landscaper and have tools such chainsaws, lawnmower,weedwackers and post diggers and such weapons of the landscaping trade.

Liberty's Edge

Manwolf Werewoof testing upper middle class twit 5

Woodchippers is teh roxX0rz'


Male Human 17thFighter
Heathansson wrote:
Woodchippers is teh roxX0rz'

Good one. How bout a modified John Dere hay bailer...


Tobus Neth wrote:
Kruelaid wrote:

MSRD

Just regular folk.

Can you be skilled as a landscaper and have tools such chainsaws, lawnmower,weedwackers and post diggers and such weapons of the landscaping trade.

I use to landscape.

Pick-axe, maul, 6 ft. wrecking bar, handheld cut-off saw...

Liberty's Edge

Manwolf Werewoof testing upper middle class twit 5

Ah lived ownuh farm fer uh kupil yerrs.

The Exchange

Male Dworc (half-dwarf/half-orc) Monk4/Barbarian2/Rogue2/Jack-of-all-Trades2/Master of None2/Quasi-diety2


Don't forget yer brainpan cover!


Heathansson wrote:
Woodchippers is teh roxX0rz'

CSI: they threw a pig into a woodchipper.

A nice pickup customized with a front end woodchipper would be sweet.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

In this world, or any other.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Fake Healer wrote:

Don't forget yer brainpan cover!

Do they have leather ones...?...


Male Human 17thFighter

...And then there this!


The Slashbuster.... We used to have a high horse power weed whacker with a steel blade we used to hack down heavy bush.

Nothing that ate cars though.

Put some nice armour on that thing and bullet proof glass and you're ready for Z-day.


How about this bad boy?


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Kruelaid wrote:
How about this bad boy?

Way to tease a guy.

Liberty's Edge

Manwolf Werewoof testing upper middle class twit 5
Tobus Neth wrote:
...And then there this!

Heh heh.....I am Anarchybot, the Destoyminator!!!!

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!

The Exchange

No peeking, please Rarely Accountant 2/Auditor 4/Waster 30

Heading back to the UK tonight - for good (woo-hoo!). As usual, possible disruption to the normal posting schedule.


Male Human 17thFighter

Kruelaid what's up with the zombie game? you running it?


I'm thinkin' so. Not hurrying though, early stages of development.

You can reserve a space. I got one for Rad and one for Patrick, both crazy posting fools.

I've got some story problems to solve. Esp. keeping people from bunkering down, and explaining survival rates.... yadda yadda.

Thinkin' about some other ideas like, mutations and skill development, cuz everyone would probaly be a semi regular dude just waiting to bloom into ummm... super zombie killer dude.

Liberty's Edge

Manwolf Werewoof testing upper middle class twit 5
Aubrey the Malformed wrote:
Heading back to the UK tonight - for good (woo-hoo!). As usual, possible disruption to the normal posting schedule.

Happy flying, dude!!!

Liberty's Edge

Male Mothman Expert 5
Aubrey the Malformed wrote:
Heading back to the UK tonight - for good (woo-hoo!). As usual, possible disruption to the normal posting schedule.

Good one man.

Liberty's Edge

Male Mothman Expert 5
Kruelaid wrote:

I'm thinkin' so. Not hurrying though, early stages of development.

You can reserve a space. I got one for Rad and one for Patrick, both crazy posting fools.

I've got some story problems to solve. Esp. keeping people from bunkering down, and explaining survival rates.... yadda yadda.

Thinkin' about some other ideas like, mutations and skill development, cuz everyone would probaly be a semi regular dude just waiting to bloom into ummm... super zombie killer dude.

Put me down too for now.


Cool. This may take me a while, and if anyone has a good idea, post it on one of our mutual pbp threads.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

I got AFMBE. Cool game...

I'll take it under advisement that "zombie survival hooreh" is Kruely's happy feelin' groovy thing and figure out a way to inflict it on Stigwold for the entertainment of all involved.


Stig can whack Zombies as well as the next guy.

Liberty's Edge

Manwolf Werewoof testing upper middle class twit 5

kinky. ;)


I gotta tip my hat to you guys. I’ve run this adventure several times with very capable and smart players, and none of them ever got the brainstorm going in that somebody might be faking the haunting. I even gave a few XP to one player who said at the end that this is the ultimate Scooby-Doo module, so I nearly fell off my chair when Tenser first showed up! Great job DMing, too – I agree that the zombie hammerhead shark puppet was particularly brilliant/creepy. Keep up the good work.


The haunting is fake?

The Exchange

No peeking, please Rarely Accountant 2/Auditor 4/Waster 30

WTF! Way to give it away, man!

(Total surprise...)


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Uh, yeah. The haunting is fake.

And that aquatic ogre with the hammerhead shark zombie shield? That was verbatum out of the module (not!)

So who's screaming upstairs?

Mwahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa!


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

"Relax," said the nightman, "we are programmed to receive."


DM Heathy only:

Spoiler:
I’m completely MORTIFIED. I am SO incredibly sorry, regardless of what cool stuff you do with the rest of the module (and I have no doubt it will be very cool and can mitigate my gaffe as best as possible). This ranks up there with the most embarrassing and horrifying moments in my life, especially because I have a lot of respect for you guys’ skills as DM and players. I screwed up by not reading what was said carefully enough. I couldn’t sleep much last night from distress over this – I’m not normally a person who gives out spoilers (whether or not they’re eventually negated by the DM, as I hope this will be). Please let your players read this when the time is right, or summarize it.

I would do about anything that’s not illegal or immoral to take back that post, or to make it right. If we lived in the same area, I’d take you all out for a beer (or equivalent), or even dinner. Since that’s not feasible, I’ll slink back to my cave and quit messing up your excellent campaign.

With many, many apologies,
Doug


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Oh, no way dude! I think they knew, they were just joking. They caught a halfling guttersnipe in the basement and she told them about Sanbalet.


We really got him. That was awesome.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

You guys are mean!

Liberty's Edge

Male Mothman Expert 5

Yeah man, we figured out the fake haunting ... we're just a bunch of sarcastic SOBs.

Thanks for the compliments - this is definately a fun game. I think when you've got eight players, most of whom have been playing for quite a few years, you're probably bound to hit on the right solution sooner or later.


Mothman wrote:
...most of whom have been playing for quite a few years...

I reckon we must have well over a century of role playing amongst us... Maybe even two.

I started in 1978 when I was 8 years old. That's ummm 30 years.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Against my meagre 28 years.


That's 58 between the two of us. Yup, this may add up to two centuries.

Grand Lodge

Male Human Expert 5

I've been at it since..., um, 1985. 23 years and couting!

Liberty's Edge

Male Mothman Expert 5

I’m a youngin’ by comparison. Roleplaying for about 22 years, D&Ding for 19.


D%$#, that was cold! OK, ya got me dead to rights. At least I’m glad I didn’t misread the game posts that badly. Now you guys owe me a beer, or maybe a case!

I was roleplaying at least by 1980, so I’ve got 28 years. Almost all as DM, so I oughta be able to figure out when the players are having me on!

Doug


;)


See, there ya go, over a century and only half of us chimed in.


I've been playing around with D&D (and then other games) since approx 1978, and I just survived my 42nd birthday (in Feb). I don't do unnecessary math, so you can do it if you feel like it! ;P

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