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I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Heh heh


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HEY! KRUELAID! ;)

Welcome back!

Let's see the Stig-meister whup up on some extraplanatary @$$! :)


Sorry,
Shut down for almost a week for a little bit of cold and ice, and now opening night of Tarzan Jr.

Flying, fighting, lighting,... ARRRGH!

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Hey Rags. It's been a long road getting back here. Stig is comin. Have to reinstall Hero Lab.

And I'm just thinking about where the hell he's been and what mighta happened.


Steeeegeeee! Vekk op! Vekk op!

Oooh! Mich lettel Steeegeee!!!

It is I! Zein Grooooteeee!!!!

Och soch a ploomp ent hintzoume dwarf you are, mein lettel Steegeee!!!


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Paizo really doesn't have enough female dwarves with beards for avatars.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

warning.....not safe for sanity, much less work.


Kruelaid wrote:

Hey Rags. It's been a long road getting back here. Stig is comin. Have to reinstall Hero Lab.

And I'm just thinking about where the hell he's been and what mighta happened.

I'm just glad to see you 'round Kruelaid. Glad your back.

And looking forward to seeing Stiggy in action again too. :)

It would be hilarious if we didn't recognize him because he gave up drinking and lost tons of weight. But then it wouldn't reeeeely be Stiggy, would it? :)


Ragadolf wrote:
Kruelaid wrote:

Hey Rags. It's been a long road getting back here. Stig is comin. Have to reinstall Hero Lab.

And I'm just thinking about where the hell he's been and what mighta happened.

I'm just glad to see you 'round Kruelaid. Glad your back.

And looking forward to seeing Stiggy in action again too. :)

It would be hilarious if we didn't recognize him because he gave up drinking and lost tons of weight. But then it wouldn't reeeeely be Stiggy, would it? :)

See I was trying to think of ways to make him more dissolute and messed up.


Grooty Mongca wrote:

Steeeegeeee! Vekk op! Vekk op!

Oooh! Mich lettel Steeegeee!!!

It is I! Zein Grooooteeee!!!!

Och soch a ploomp ent hintzoume dwarf you are, mein lettel Steegeee!!!

Reit up yer broon. Brin' me some bevvy hen.


"Oooh yessssss leedle wan. You know who Groooooteee ees, ja?"

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Kruelaid wrote:
See I was trying to think of ways to make him more dissolute and messed up.

Maybe he has *gulp* Dire Lice?


Ewww!
;P

I think I'm getting a t-shirt made.
"I survived Tarzan Jr, The Musical"

And we managed NOT to do a 'George of the Jungle' imitation while we were at it.

Although it was close. Once or twice. ;)


Grooty Mongca wrote:
"Oooh yessssss leedle wan. You know who Groooooteee ees, ja?"

Groooteeeee? Ah cannae kin a wuid ye ur sayin'. Whit leid ur ye spekin' ye glaikit huur'? Et shor isnae Khuzdul.


Vattnisse wrote:
Kruelaid wrote:
See I was trying to think of ways to make him more dissolute and messed up.
Maybe he has *gulp* Dire Lice?
Ragadolf wrote:

Ewww!

;P

I think I'm getting a t-shirt made.
"I survived Tarzan Jr, The Musical"

And we managed NOT to do a 'George of the Jungle' imitation while we were at it.

Although it was close. Once or twice. ;)

So I reckon he should show up with dire lice, a Tarzan shirt, and Grooty Mongca trailing along nagging at him.


"Leetil Steegee! Eet ees your Grooteeee!"


Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær wrote:
Grooty Mongca wrote:

Steeeegeeee! Vekk op! Vekk op!

Oooh! Mich lettel Steeegeee!!!

It is I! Zein Grooooteeee!!!!

Och soch a ploomp ent hintzoume dwarf you are, mein lettel Steegeee!!!

Reit up yer broon. Brin' me some bevvy hen.

Heer is! Warm goat milk Steegeee!!!


I killed you yesterday, Stiggy.....and the day before.
I'll kill you tomorrow, and every day next week, just like I'll kill you today.


NO! NO! Away you are a shtinky man! Go sleep in the hog pens with you!


Shut up you bag of suet!


Ye hae a wee problem wi' yer skin laddie. A wee rash aiblins. Mebbe ye needs a dub er tew frae mah hammar. Paaaaaaauugh.

Looks at Grooty

If ye shut thes huir up Ah tryst Ah willnae kill ye.


No rash! This be my glow from the sweatest mead!!!

Tomorrow night, I'll drink it from your skull maybe!


Ooooh noooo! You can't kill your oon Grooty!!!


Yoors? diz anyain hae a rope abit? Thes huir needs tae be taid up an' throon in th' brine.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Lemme know when Stig's ready

Grand Lodge

Male Human Expert 5

How 'bout Flash?


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

I pm'd him months ago and never heard back; IDK.


I'm wrestling with Hero Lab customer support, trying to get it up and running again. Seems it doesn't like my account status when I enter my details, yet Lone Wolf says it should be working fine. Something is up in my registry I think.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

right on.

Whenever you're ready I will drop you into the mix.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

lol called in to work; see you guys in a few hours maybe.


Dude that monster advancer in your profile rocks


So last year I got REAL f&#%in sick and spent two months in bed. I'd be in a wheelchair with arthritis now except I listed to a hippy dippy naturopath and experimented with my diet.

Turns out I am reacting to one of my own gut bacteria, a fermenter.

Key point is being sick as s#~*, I lost almost all my clients. SO basically I spent all last year going into debt just to finance my healing and get my wife here to Canada.

I can't collect unemployment or welfare because (1) I don't f&$@ing want to and (2) I just sponsored a immigrant to Canada (wife).

So up until last Friday life sucked deeply.

But I just got a HUGE web design/copywriting job. HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Still, for the next three years my dietary prospects are pretty grim. I have to ferment all my fruits and veggies myself. Can't eat them fresh or raw.

Anyway.. just sayin all that cuz I know you hit a turd and skidded too DMHeathy. Sort of a commiserate thing.

Cept your three kids prolly cost a lot more than my one.

Grand Lodge

Male Human Expert 5

Sounds like you'll adopt the traditional Irish diet - put too much salt on stuff, then boil it to hell. And then boil it a bit more.


Wow. That is rough.
I feel for ya, I have enough problem staying on my 'just don't eat too d@#% much ' diet. :/

Good luck!

And I'm hoping that Heathy's being called in fairly often lately is a good sign for our Anthropomorphic GM Avatar. :)


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

I'll be allright; I'm making pretty good dough at the moment; I reeeeeeeally need health insurance though.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Kruelaid wrote:

Dude that monster advancer in your profile rocks

Yyyyyyyyup. I just go and advance crap for s+~$s n giggles sometimes.


dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

I'll be allright; I'm making pretty good dough at the moment; I reeeeeeeally need health insurance though.

Oh yes!

Health insurance is king! Especially with little kids!

Being without it is scary. No doubt. :/


Vattnisse wrote:
Sounds like you'll adopt the traditional Irish diet - put too much salt on stuff, then boil it to hell. And then boil it a bit more.

Here's what I can eat:

green tea and chamomile

wild caught fish and game meat (because I am allergic to corn and soy, anything that gets feed is off limits)

banana and papaya, fresh and in a smoothie, are the only fruits I can eat--because of enzymes they tend to not ferment

Goat yogurt and goat milk (apparently cow milk elevates immune response)

"juiced" juices, meaning I make them myself--added preservatives and sugars will kill me--and I have to remove as much fiber as possible because the fiber is a growth matrix for the gut bacteria I am fighting

Sauerkraut and other fermented vegetables... and for this I've just started fermenting my own stuff.

And that folks is ALL I can f@$$ing eat for at least a year. Every f&%!ing day.

I've been at it for 3 months so far.


dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

I'll be allright; I'm making pretty good dough at the moment; I reeeeeeeally need health insurance though.

Good thing you have obamacare *cough*.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

I know, right?


Kruelaid wrote:
Vattnisse wrote:
Sounds like you'll adopt the traditional Irish diet - put too much salt on stuff, then boil it to hell. And then boil it a bit more.

Here's what I can eat:

green tea and chamomile

wild caught fish and game meat (because I am allergic to corn and soy, anything that gets feed is off limits)

banana and papaya, fresh and in a smoothie, are the only fruits I can eat--because of enzymes they tend to not ferment

Goat yogurt and goat milk (apparently cow milk elevates immune response)

"juiced" juices, meaning I make them myself--added preservatives and sugars will kill me--and I have to remove as much fiber as possible because the fiber is a growth matrix for the gut bacteria I am fighting

Sauerkraut and other fermented vegetables... and for this I've just started fermenting my own stuff.

And that folks is ALL I can f+@~ing eat for at least a year. Every f~%!ing day.

I've been at it for 3 months so far.

Ohmygosh! Really?!?

I had trouble not eating for ONE day before my surgery.
I might be able eat that for 3 days, but 3 MONTHS?!? :(
You, Sir, are either a Saint, or have the willpower of a Rock. A very large, stubborn rock. Like Rushmore.

May your endurance, Willpower, and sanity hold out, and be rewarded with a multitude of delicious goodies once you are healed! :)

<Makes sign of Cross/Blessing over Kruelaid>


On the plus side,...
(My mother always told me to look on the bright side of things)

You don't have to decide what to have for dinner every day? That's a time saver!
:)

(Only partially joking. My family spends so much time debating what to have/fix that if we actually planned ahead we could eat hours earlier!) :/


DO NOT STICK FINGERS IN CAGE

Ugh that is the ultra suck. Is this all from the incident in China?

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That is a very restrictive diet and you have my sympathy. On the up side, it sounds like the diet working in terms of healing the health issues that you're dealing with. And that's good news!

I'm currently on a somewhat similar, though (far) less restrictive diet.

No gluten
No eggs
No dairy
No nightshades (potatoes, tomatoes, chillis, capsicum, eggplant)
No alcohol

Again for immune system reasons. Basically my gut is allowing a lot of proteins through that it shouldn't, and my immune system is seeing them and causing systemic inflamatory cascades.

I miss a bunch of the food I used to eat, but I undoubtedly feel better.


Patrick Curtin wrote:
Ugh that is the ultra suck. Is this all from the incident in China?

We have no idea. In fact we think the incident in China may not be the cause, it might have been antibiotic treatment for dysentery that I had 3 years into my CHina life or a HepA vaccine reaction after my poisoning--my doctor suggested that this vaccine could be big trouble for people with existing GI problems (like bowel overpermeability).

As with all s%@& like this, it's probably cause by a whole host of environmental, metabolic, and inherited conditions.


Ragadolf wrote:

On the plus side,...

(My mother always told me to look on the bright side of things)

You don't have to decide what to have for dinner every day? That's a time saver!
:)

(Only partially joking. My family spends so much time debating what to have/fix that if we actually planned ahead we could eat hours earlier!) :/

Yah that's my take on it. Saves on planning. Although I did have to learn to make all this s*+%. I ferment/culture everything myself.

The only way I manage to stay on the diet is remember the pain I was in this summer. Felt like people were inserting needles through my joints.

Will Cooper wrote:

That is a very restrictive diet and you have my sympathy. On the up side, it sounds like the diet working in terms of healing the health issues that you're dealing with. And that's good news!

I'm currently on a somewhat similar, though (far) less restrictive diet.

No gluten
No eggs
No dairy
No nightshades (potatoes, tomatoes, chillis, capsicum, eggplant)
No alcohol

Again for immune system reasons. Basically my gut is allowing a lot of proteins through that it shouldn't, and my immune system is seeing them and causing systemic inflamatory cascades.

I miss a bunch of the food I used to eat, but I undoubtedly feel better.

Keep with it, you be cool. Try eating a little sauerkraut every day.

And what you have is how I started--with bowel overpermeability--and for sure that's still the cause of my arthritis... but it has evolved into really nasty dystbiosis and twitchy, irritable bowels.

Doctor is looking for someone who does fecal transplants. Yah you heard me folks... In the meantime I am trying to heal myself with VERY gradual success, and doing it with no meds.

Best benefits to it all are learning how to control my own eating, because I was really compulsive about carbs, and having six pack abs again at age 43 (lost 40 lbs since last April).


Wow. Just,... Wow.

Ultra suck only starts to describe it.

On the plus side,... Six pack abs! C'mon, that HAS to be a plus! :)

I, Myself, have a 1 pack. Which is at least better than the 'keg' I used to have. ;P

Good luck guys! I hope the treatments/diets brings the desired results.

Sooner, rather than later, of course! :)


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Real women love curves. Six packs are for alcoholics.

j/k

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