"People called Romans, they go the 'ouse?!"
-Pedantic Centurion
Brian: It says, "Romans go home".
"A man may fight for many things: his country, his principles, his friends, the glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally I'd mud wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock, and a sack of French porn."
-Edmund Blackadder III
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"Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese."
― G.K. Chesterton
Limericks on the subject of cheese may be found HERE.
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Not to mention 'Do Not Go Gentle Into That Gouda Night'!
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"You can beat a dead horse to water, but you can't look him in the mouth."
- Milo Rossi
"It’s exhausting, having to live among people trapped in time."
- Sam Kriss
That quote would have been perfect for Groundhog Day."It’s exhausting, having to live among people trapped in time."
- Sam Kriss
"Anyway, I'm sorry, but that just happens to be how I feel about it. What do you think?"
Im Kampf zwischen Dir und der Welt, sekondiere der Welt.
In the struggle between yourself and the world, back the world.
-Franz Kafka
"There remains one hope of salvation, one way to good health: that the entire work of the mind be started over again; and from the very start the mind should not be left to itself, but be constantly controlled; and the business done (if I may put it this way) by machines."
-Francis Bacon
The New Organon, 1620
"No, seriously, stop making up vapid motivational quotes on the internet and then attributing them to me. I mean it. It's annoying as hell."
-Albert Einstein
"What he said."
-Gandhi
"I no longer get annoyed but yeah, ditto."
-Buddha
Do not put your trust in princes, in human beings, who cannot save.
When their spirit departs, they return to the ground; on that very day their plans come to nothing.
- Psalm 146:3-4
"Repetition legitimizes."
- David Johnson
"Repetition legitimizes."
- Adam Neely
"It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times."
-Stupid Monkey
I used to watch his stuff a lot back when I was in college, but his shtick got pretty old after a while.
That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!
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"To avoid burn-out at work, use the 30-30 rule: after 30 minutes of work, quit your job, disappear into the mountains for 30 years."
- Scott Stillman
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"I picked the wrong time to stop stress eating."
-Me
"I picked the wrong time to stop stress eating."
-Me
I thought that was Gandhi?