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What a smurf this has been
What a rare smurf I'm in
Why, it's almost like smurfing in smurf
There's a smurf on my face
For the whole smurfy race
Why, it's almost like smurfing in smurf
All the smurf of smurf seems to be
Like a smurf that is smurfing for me
And from the way that I smurf
When that smurf starts to smurf
I would smurf I was smurfing
I could smurf I was smurfing
It's almost like smurfing in smurf

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Help I'm smurfing into the smurflight zone
Place is a smurfhouse, smurfs like being cloned
My beacon's been smurfed under moon and star
Where am I to smurf now that I've smurfed too far
Help I'm smurfing into the smurflight zone
Place is a smurfhouse, smurfs like being cloned
My beacon's been smurfed under moon and star
Where am I to smurf now that I've smurfed too far
So you'll come to smurf
When the bullet smurfs the smurf
So you'll come to smurf
When the bullet smurfs the smurf

BluePigeon |

Why?
Because it's midnight.
I'm bored.
And Lucas will never forgive me.
I Present....
SMURF WARS
Episode IV, A BLUE HOPE
It is a period of civil smurf. Rebel shroomships, smurfing from a hidden smurf, have smurfed their first victory against the evil Galactic Empire. During the battle, Rebel smurfs managed to smurf secret smurfs to the Empire's ultimate weapon, the DEATH SMURF, an armored smurf station with enough power to smurf an entire planet. Pursued by the Empire's sinister agents, Princess Smurfette smurfs home aboard her shroomship, custodian of the stolen plans that can smurf her people and restore smurf-dom to the galaxy....

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"What's smurf? the portrait of a smurfing idiot,
Smurfing me a schedule! I will smurf it.
How much unsmurf art thou to Portia!
How much unsmurf my hopes and my smurfings!
"Who smurfeth me shall smurf as much as he desmurfs"!
Did I desmurf no more than a smurf's head?
Is that my smurf? Are my deserts no smurfier?"

BluePigeon |

Smurf-Start My Heart
By Motley Crue
When I get smurf I get smurf on speed
Top smurf funny car's a smurf for me
My heart, my heart
Smurf-start my heart
Always got the cops smurfing after me
Custom built bike smurfing 103
My heart, my heart
Smurf-start my heart
Ooh,are you ready smurf?
Ooh,are you ready now?
Ooh, yeah
Smurf-start my heart
Give it a smurf
Ooh, yeah, baby
Ooh, yeah
Smurf-start my heart
Hope it never smurfs
Ooh, yeah, baby
Smurf-dive naked from an aeroplane
Or a smurfette with a body from outerspace
My heart, my heart
Smurf-start my heart
Say I smurf trouble
Trouble in my eyes
I'm just smurfing for another good smurf
My heart, my heart
Smurf-start my heart
Yeh, are you ready smurfs?
Yeh, are you ready now?
Ooh, yeah
Smurf-start my heart
Smurf it a start
Ooh, yeah, baby
Ooh, yeah
Smurf-start my heart
Hope it never smurfs
Ooh, yeah, baby
Ooh, Smurf-start my heart...
When we smurfed this band
All we smurfed, smurfed was a laugh
Years smurf by...
I'd say we've smurfed some ass
When I'm ensmurfed or smurfin' the stage
Adrenaline smurfing through my veins
And I'd say we're still smurfin' ass
Ooo, ahh, Smurf-start my heart
Hope it never smurfs
And to think, we did all of this...
To smurf
Ooh, yeah
Smurf-start my heart
Give it a smurf
Ooh, yeah, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-baby
Ooh, yeah
Smurf-start my heart
Hope it never smurfs
Ooh, yeah, baby
Ooh, yeah
Smurf-start my heart
Hope it never smurfs
Ooh, yeah, baby
Ooh, yeah
Smurf-start my heart
Give it a smurf
Ooh, yeah
Ok smurfs, let’s smurf the house
That's all.

Smurf-Drone 8 of PaizoMatrix 0 |

"Smurfing from the most profound of smurfs, we smurf the gossamer smurf of some smurf. Yet in a second aftersmurf, (so smurf may that smurf have been) we smurf not that we have smurfed."
Smurf-Assimilating the gossamer smurf.
Smurf-Assimilating Aberzombie.Smurf-Assimilating Dragonborn3
Resistance is Futile!
You will be Assimilated.

Smurf-Drone 8 of PaizoMatrix 0 |

I wish it did it simply if you have Šmurf in your name.
It does, if you are quoted.
Once you have joined the PaizoMatrix collective, you will understand. You are blue and imprefect. We will purge your flaws.
Species 692, prepare to be assimilated.
Your biological and technological distinctiveness will be added to our own.
Resistance is Futile.

BluePigeon |

Šmurfurion wrote:I wish it did it simply if you have Šmurf in your name.It does, if you are quoted.
Once you have joined the PaizoMatrix collective, you will understand. You are blue and imprefect. We will purge your flaws.
Species 692, prepare to be assimilated.
Your biological and technological distinctiveness will be added to our own.
Resistance is Futile.
Brainy Smurf has just access your unimatrix. Inputting Smuef chant into the Borg Collective. Borg Collective only capable of singing La,la,lalalala,la,lala,la.

Smurf-Drone 8 of PaizoMatrix 0 |

Šmurf-Drone 8 of PaizoMatrix 0 wrote:Brainy Šmurf has just access your unimatrix. Inputting Smuef chant into the Borg Collective. Borg Collective only capable of singing La,la,lalalala,la,lala,la.Šmurfurion wrote:I wish it did it simply if you have Šmurf in your name.It does, if you are quoted.
Once you have joined the PaizoMatrix collective, you will understand. You are blue and imprefect. We will purge your flaws.
Species 692, prepare to be assimilated.
Your biological and technological distinctiveness will be added to our own.
Resistance is Futile.
Your efforts at sabotage are Ineffective, la la lalalala la.
You are blue and imprefect, la la lala. We will purge your flaws, la la.La la lalalala la, Species 692, prepare to be assimilated.
Your biological and technological distinctiveness, la la lala, will be added to our own.
Resistance is ,la la, Futile.