The great Smurf experiment

[Aberzombie]

"Smurf of Omens, smurf me smurf beyond smurf."

"Ancient Smurfs of Evil, transmurf this desmurfed form into Mumm-Ra the Ever Smurfing!"

[Moff Rimmer]

Wonder Smurf Powers -- Activate!!

[Aberzombie]

Holy smurfs Smurfman!

[Moff Rimmer]

By the power of Smurfskull...

[Mike McArtor]

Smurf, smurf, and away!

[Pete Apple]

Smurf Smash Puny Humans!

[Moff Rimmer]

Not bird nor plane nor even frog -- just little old me -- smurfydog.

[Aberzombie]

"No smurf escapes the Smurfhunters"

[Darian Graey]

Who you gonna call, Smurfbusters!

[Callous Jack]

...and smurfing is half the battle!

[Darian Graey]

Smurformers, more than meets the eye

Smurformers, smurfs in disguise

[Mike McArtor]

"He fights for truth, justice, and the smurfy way."

[Hagor]

"Smurf us a smurf, you're the piano smurf
Smurf us a smurf tonight
Well, we're all in the smurf for a melody
And you've got us smurfin' alright"

[Aberzombie]

"Smurf Rider, a smurfy flight into the dangerous smurf of a smurf who does not exist. Smurf Knight, a young smurfer on a crusade to smurf the smurf of the innocent, the smurfless, the smurfless, in a smurf of criminals who smurferate above the smurf."

[Whimsy Chris]

Give me smurf or give me smurf!

[Dark_Mistress]

You people are smurfing crazy for posting 28 pages of smurfs.

[Moff Rimmer]

It's time to smurf the music
It's time to smurf the lights
It's time to meet the Smurfs on the Smurfy Show tonight

[Moff Rimmer]

The year: 1994. From out of space comes a runaway planet, hurtling between the Earth and the Moon, unleashing cosmic Smurf! Smurf's civilization is cast in ruin!
Two thousand years later, Earth is reborn...
A strange new smurf rises from the old: a smurf of savagery, super science, and sorcery. But one smurf bursts his bonds to fight for justice! With his companions Ookla the Smurf and Princess Smurfette, he pits his strength, his courage, and his fabulous Smurfsword against the forces of evil.
He is Thundarr, the Smurfarian!

[Aberzombie]

Smurf?!?

[Moff Rimmer]

Aberzombie wrote:

Smurf?!?

In 1994 the Earth got Smurfed. Did you miss it?

[Mike McArtor]

Moff Rimmer wrote:

It's time to smurf the music

It's time to smurf the lights
It's time to meet the Smurfs on the Smurfy Show tonight

Why do we always smurf here?

I smurf we'll never smurf.
It's kind of like a torture
To have to smurf the smurf.

[Moff Rimmer]

Mike McArtor wrote:

Why do we always smurf here?

I smurf we'll never smurf.
It's kind of like a torture
To have to smurf the smurf.

I believe that truer words were never spoken.

[Aberzombie]

Here he smurfs, here smurfs Smurf Racer - he’s a smurf on wheels
He’s a smurf and he’s gonna be smurfin’ after someone.

He’s smurfin’ on you so you better smurf alive.
He’s busy smurfin’ up a powerful Smurf 5.
And when the smurfs are against him
And there’s smurferous work to smurf

You smurf your life Smurf Racer will smurf it through.
Go Smurf Racer! Go Smurf Racer! Go Smurf Racer, Go!

He’s off and smurfin’ as he smurfs the car around the track
He’s smurfin’ down the smurf like he’s never smurfin’ back
Smurfventure’s smurfin’ just ahead.
Go Smurf Racer! Go Smurf Racer! Go Smurf Racer, Go!

[Heathansson]

half dragon smurfs? Hmmmm....

[Moff Rimmer]

Heathansson wrote:

half dragon smurfs? Hmmmm....

That's one very lonely dragon.

[Mike McArtor]

Moff Rimmer wrote:

Heathansson wrote:

half dragon smurfs? Hmmmm....

That's one very lonely dragon.

Not after she gets to the village... then she's got 101 "friends."

[Callous Jack]

I smurf what I smurf, and that's all that I smurf.

[Mike McArtor]

There have been so many smurfy quotes smurfified that now I can't remember what's already been smurfed and what hasn't. :\

[XxAnthraxusxX]

Show us your smurfs!!!!

[Aberzombie]

"Smurf me the way to smurf home.
I'm smurfed and I want to smurf to bed.
I smurfed a little smurf about an hour ago,
and it smurfed right to my head.
Smurfever I may smurf,
on smurf, or smurf, or smurf,
you can alwasy smurf me smurfing this smurf,
smurf me the way to smurf home..."

[drunken_nomad]

Woe to you oh smurf and sea
for the smurf sends the smurf with wrath
because he knows the time is smurf

...we shall defend our smurf Island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the smurfs, we shall fight on the smurfing grounds, we shall fight in the smurfs and in the smurfs, we shall fight in the smurfs; we shall never surrender!!!

[Mike McArtor]

drunken_nomad wrote:

Woe to you oh smurf and sea

for the smurf sends the smurf with wrath
because he knows the time is smurf

...we shall defend our smurf Island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the smurfs, we shall fight on the smurfing grounds, we shall fight in the smurfs and in the smurfs, we shall fight in the smurfs; we shall never surrender!!!

Oh Smurf, what an incredible speech that was. Winsmurf Smurfhill was quite the gifted orator. :)

[Heathansson]

Mike McArtor wrote:

There have been so many smurfy quotes smurfified that now I can't remember what's already been smurfed and what hasn't. :\

Smurfem all, let God smurf them out.

[Darian Graey]

Arise now, arise Smurfs of Papa Smurf!
Smurfy deeds awake, smurfy it is eastward.
Let Azrael be bridled, smurf be sounded!
Forth Smurflingas!

[Moff Rimmer]

Overture, curtains, smurfs,
This is it, the smurf of smurfs
No more rehearsing and nursing a smurf
We know every smurf by heart
Overture, curtains, smurfs
This is it, you'll hit the smurfs
And oh what smurfs we'll hit
On with the smurf this is it

[Mikaze]

Does anybody remember those old PC games about the detective in a post WWIII setting? What was that series called?

Oh yeah, Tex Murphy.

[Moff Rimmer]

Tex Smurfy?

[BluePigeon]

Instead of white caps, we mexican smurfs where sombreros. Si!

We don't like that gringo Gargamel either...

[Aberzombie]

Smurf!

[Khellex Manpaw Eats Fleshy Bits]

Sm-rf,
Slurp,
Burp.

I just ate a sm-rf.

Blue and delicious,
not vicious, after I eat a sm-rf.

[Aberzombie]

Go Big Smurf! Only one mure smurf to smurf!

[Kobold Catgirl]

Khellex Manpaw Eats Fleshy Bits wrote:

Sm-rf,

Slurp,
Burp.

I just ate a sm-rf.

Blue and delicious,
not vicious, after I eat a sm-rf.

That...is beautiful. You are, truly, an amazing poet.

EDIT: Drat.

[Aberzombie]

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

EDIT: Drat.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.....

[Mike McArtor]

Ha ha! Smurftastic!

[Khellex Manpaw Eats Fleshy Bits]

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Khellex Manpaw Eats Fleshy Bits wrote:

Sm-rf,

Slurp,
Burp.

I just ate a sm-rf.

Blue and delicious,
not vicious, after I eat a sm-rf.

That...is beautiful. You are, truly, an amazing poet.

EDIT: Drat.

It's closest I'll be to being a bard. The other werewolves say I howl out of key.

:::whines:::

[Mace Hammerhand]

Smurf's up, dude!

[Aberzombie]

There smurfing to smurf me asmurf...
Ha ha
There smurfing to smurf me asmurf...
Ho ho
Ha ha ho ho he he...

[Khellex Manpaw Eats Fleshy Bits]

:::Burp!:::

Oh, there went another smurf down the gullet.

[Hagor]

Khellex Manpaw Eats Fleshy Bits wrote:

:::Burp!:::

Oh, there went another smurf down the gullet.

Ha! You're one of us now!

And a pretty smurfette too!

[Mike McArtor]

Hey there smurf-lookin'.

;)