Now to take full advantage of my favored enemy (smrf) ability...ATTACK!!!!!
** spoiler omitted **Jokey Smrf calls that a "present."That's it! Time to bring out my mightiest spell!
Animate Should-be-Dead Smrfs!
Smrf slaves, KILL THEM ALL.
So if they're zombie smurfs, does that mean they're now a periwinkle hue?
But they're undead smurfs & that's not smurfy either.
Bwahaha!!! The smrfs shall now all die puny little deaths when the smrf shaman comes! For only his magic gets past Spell Resistance: Smrfy!
It's spell resistance: Smrfy. He's doomed.
Well, I can make my slave alias, Jay Frogskin, say it! Ha!
Ummm...
*Whip cracks, traitorous slave cries out in pain*
I mean, uh, the smurf shaman is coming to cast spells, and uh...
*Whip cracks*
...uh, and only his magic gets past Spell Resistance: Smurfy!
there, I said it.
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Ummm...
** spoiler omitted **
*Whip cracks, traitorous slave cries out in pain*
I mean, uh, the smurf shaman is coming to cast spells, and uh...
*Whip cracks*
...uh, and only his magic gets past Spell Resistance: Smurfy!
there, I said it.
Yay Jay! Stand up to that smurfless kobold! Smurfs of the smurf: unite!
I regret that I have but one smrf to smrf for my smrf village.
Smrf free or smrf.
Silence, you are dead now. The smrf shaman has come!!! Bwahahahaha!!!
Be quiet, you are all dead now.
hello i'm a smurf and i'm new here!!
I smurf, therefore I smurf.
Ergo cogito smurf.
Could someone do the Sacred Charm of Making in smurf-speech? That would protect us from Kobold's magics.
That is it. RETREAT!!!
*Runs to other thread*
A smurfing we will go, a smurfing we will go....
For Kobold Cleaver
Ah-ha! So that's how I kill them! Bwahahaha!!!
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Four smurf and seven smurfs ago our papa smurfs smurfed forth on this continent a new nation, smurfed in Liberty, and smurfed to the proposition that all men are smurfed equal.
Now we are smurfed in a great civil smurf, smurfing whether that nation, or any nation, so smurfed and so smurfed, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-smurf of that smurf. We have come to smurf a portion of that smurf, as a final resting smurf for those who here smurfed their lives that that nation might smurf. It is altogether smurfy and proper that we should smurf this.
But, in a larger smurf, we can not dedicate—we can not smurf—we can not smurf—this smurf. The brave smurfs, living and dead, who smurfed here, have smurfed it, far above our poor power to smurf or desmurf. The world will little smurf, nor long smurfr what we smurf here, but it can never smurf what they smurfed here. It is for us the smurfing, rather, to be smurfed here to the unsmurfed work which they who smurfed here have thus far so smurfily advanced. It is rather for us to be here smurfed to the great smurf remaining before us—that from these smurfed dead we take increased smurf to that smurf for which they gave the last full measure of smurf—that we here highly smurf that these dead shall not have smurfed in vain—that this nation, under God, shall smurf a new smurf of freedom—and that government of the smurfs, by the smurfs, for the smurfs, shall not perish from the earth.
Smurfaham Lincoln, President Smurf
1809 -1865
Don't smurf on me!I regret that I have but one smurf to smurf for my smurf village.
Smurf free or smurf.
Remember the SMURFAMO!
Four smurf and seven smurfs ago our papa smurfs smurfed forth on this continent a new nation, smurfed in Liberty, and smurfed to the proposition that all men are smurfed equal.
Now we are smurfed in a great civil smurf, smurfing whether that nation, or any nation, so smurfed and so smurfed, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-smurf of that smurf. We have come to smurf a portion of that smurf, as a final resting smurf for those who here smurfed their lives that that nation might smurf. It is altogether smurfy and proper that we should smurf this.
But, in a larger smurf, we can not dedicate—we can not smurf—we can not smurf—this smurf. The brave smurfs, living and dead, who smurfed here, have smurfed it, far above our poor power to smurf or desmurf. The world will little smurf, nor long smurfr what we smurf here, but it can never smurf what they smurfed here. It is for us the smurfing, rather, to be smurfed here to the unsmurfed work which they who smurfed here have thus far so smurfily advanced. It is rather for us to be here smurfed to the great smurf remaining before us—that from these smurfed dead we take increased smurf to that smurf for which they gave the last full measure of smurf—that we here highly smurf that these dead shall not have smurfed in vain—that this nation, under God, shall smurf a new smurf of freedom—and that government of the smurfs, by the smurfs, for the smurfs, shall not perish from the earth.
Smurfaham Lincoln, President Smurf
1809 -1865
That is smurfin' AWESOME Abersmurf.
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The year: 1994. From out of smurf comes a runaway smurf, smurfing between the Earth and the Moon, smurfing cosmic destruction! Smurf's civilization is smurfed in ruin!
Two thousand smurfs later, Earth is resmurfed...
A smurfy new world smurfs from the old: a world of smurfery, super science, and sorcery. But one smurf smurfs his bonds to fight for smurfiness! With his companions Ookla the Mok and Princess Ariel, he smurfs his strength, his courage, and his smurfulous Sunsword against the smurfs of evil.
He is Smurfdarr, the Barbarian!
Cleaver got smurfed on the "strange characters" thread.
I saw it too!
Cleaver got smurfed on the "strange characters" thread.I saw it too!
I saw it too, had to scroll back up to be sure I read the smurfin' name right. Welcome to the blue side Smurf Clever.
The...resistance has failed. The -----s have won. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no...
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no...
Hey, wait a minute...
smrf.
YES!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I live again!!! DEATH TO SMRFS!!!