So...Chuck Norris is a gasbag (sucking air out of the universe) and ninja="solid halitosis"?Er... *uncomfortable silence*
You just insulted Chuck Norris...
Um... not that I want to get too close now (being on the same planet might be close enough for Mr. Norris to consider me an accomplice) but are you still alive Garjen? Just checking because... you know...
** spoiler omitted **
I've spent the past few days in hiding.
I realized what I did as soon as I hit >Enter<.... The room became very still and yet, I could hear no noise. Scared me so bad, I went and hid in the mountains in a hole.
I'm gonna blame it on some bad tofu I ate (and before anyone else can ask, "Is there GOOD tofu?") and try for an insanity defense.
Not that I'll have TIME for a defense.
Crap.
Where's that "delete post" option gone?
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I've spent the past few days in hiding.
Whew. Glad you're not dead already. I think you might have lucked out. It's possible Mr. Norris was in the middle of roundhouse-kicking a star or something and was only moderately aware of your faux pas. *relieved*
I realized what I did as soon as I hit >Enter<.... The room became very still and yet, I could hear no noise. Scared me so bad, I went and hid in the mountains in a hole.
An excellent plan!
"Is there GOOD tofu?"
Yes! Marinated, fried, or made into jerky, tofu is quite palatable. :)
"Is there GOOD tofu?"Yes! Marinated, fried, or made into jerky, tofu is quite palatable. :)
Actually, I'm partial to the spiced, pressed tofu, added to some stir-fry. Yummy!
(laughing) You are using a show on G4 as a measure of quality?
-->Minor threadjack: Hello! Codemonkeys, anyone? Codemonkeys is awesome!
And Ninjas are, um, I mean, "is teh suck."
But just to be, you know, "fair and balanced," I'll present the counterpoint.
But just to be, you know, "fair and balanced," I'll present the counterpoint.
That first picture is what I am hoping my pics from PaiCon 01 will look like.
But, I am sure Heathy will be in a loin cloth, Conan-style!
"Is there GOOD tofu?"Yes! Marinated, fried, or made into jerky, tofu is quite palatable. :)
I was just about to tell you I lost some respect for ya mike, until I remembered that I once voluntarily drank soy milk . . . and enjoyed it.
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That first picture is what I am hoping my pics from PaiCon 01 will look like.
Me too! :D
I was just about to tell you I lost some respect for ya mike, until I remembered that I once voluntarily drank soy milk . . . and enjoyed it.
Yay, that means you have some respect for me! :D
*wonders how long that will last*
I was just about to tell you I lost some respect for ya mike, until I remembered that I once voluntarily drank soy milk . . . and enjoyed it.Yay, that means you have some respect for me! :D
*wonders how long that will last*
Probably until you mention gnomes again . . .
There is a Talk Like a Ninja Day.
But no one ever sees it coming.
*wonders how long that will last*Probably until you mention gnomes again . . .Hmm...
What about smurfs?
Smurfs are okay.
Unless they're pirate smurfs. Pirate smurfs are evil.
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There is a Talk Like a Ninja Day.
But no one ever sees it coming.
That's because the computation to set its date is more complicated than the Computus. That's to keep fake ninjas from figuring it out ahead of time, of course...
Smurfs are okay.
Unless they're pirate smurfs. Pirate smurfs are evil.
Or lame. Because they're pirates.
;D
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That's because the computation to set its date is more complicated than the Computus. That's to keep fake ninjas from figuring it out ahead of time, of course...
(Link fixed.)
HaHaHa !!! Killer.
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But just to be, you know, "fair and balanced," I'll present the counterpoint.That first picture is what I am hoping my pics from PaiCon 01 will look like.
But, I am sure Heathy will be in a loin cloth, Conan-style!
Unlike his friend mark, who is almost done with puberty, I've been done with it for 20 years. It's not all that bragable.
Unlike his friend mark, who is almost done with puberty, I've been done with it for 20 years. It's not all that bragable.
So has anyone else who has grown out of the 'ninja' phase.
Oh, come on guys, you are not that bad.
We will all help you heal your *inner ninja* with nurturing care, support, and weapons training.
Every ninja deserves to have high ninja self-esteem!
Here is a great website:
http://www.utdallas.edu/counseling/selfhelp/body-image.html
1. Stop criticizing yourself in front of the mirror
- A good ninja should be invisible. You can use a mirror for training this skill, so stop talking to yourself in front of the mirror when you think nobody else is around. (other ninja are watching you, anyways)
2. Think about all of the things you are missing out on with the time and energy spent on worrying about your body.
- Yay, like assisinations via poison blow-guns, spying, unholy slaughter of sleeping foes, etc.
3. Refuse to accept criticism from anyone about your body—including yourself!
- Challenge any negative thoughts you may have about your body with positive affirmation (again talking into a mirror won’t help because you should not be able to see yourself), but meditation will help here. When you are in the lab cooking up your newest batch of smoke bombs, to cover your egress and ingress, tell yourself “I am a fast ninja, a silent ninja, a deadly ninja. I am a good ninja” Over and over again!
4. Find friends who are not overly concerned or critical about weight or appearances.
- If people insult you, slay them.
5. Wear clothes that make you feel good about your body and reflect your personal style.
- Black is slimming. Black is the color of physical strength. Black is the color of ninja!
And, finally when you lay down to sleep each night, tell your inner ninja-child you love yourself!
The New Way of the Ninja
Small ninja with wings and pointed ears are the Fey of the Ninja.
When Sebastian points out faulty logic in one of your 4e rants, that is the touché of the ninja.
When captain Picard asks you to stop garroting a target, that is the belay of the ninja.
Michael Jacson-san and Lord Paul McCartney-san are the Say, Say, Say of the Ninja.
Killing your opponent with a supercomputer is the Cray of the ninja.
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Chuck Norris is the craze of the ninja.
The New Way of the Ninja
Small ninja with wings and pointed ears are the Fey of the Ninja.
When Sebastian points out faulty logic in one of your 4e rants, that is the touché of the ninja.
When captain Picard asks you to stop garroting a target, that is the belay of the ninja.
Michael Jacson-san and Lord Paul McCartney-san are the Say, Say, Say of the Ninja.
Killing your opponent with a supercomputer is the Cray of the ninja.
When a ninja eats dinner in the family room, that's the TV tray of the ninja.
When a ninja plays soccer, that's the Pele of the ninja.
The siege weapon of choice is the trebuchet of the ninja.
In bankruptcy, we'd have the Automatic Stay of the Ninja.
If it was on Broadway, we'd have the Play of the Ninja.
If it was in a Spanish bull-fight, we'd have the Ole of the Ninja.
To retain a youthful appearance, they use the Oil of Ole of the ninja.
Maankloof Cabernet Sauvignon is the cabernet of the ninja.
San Francisco is the bay of the ninja.
If Santa's ride was the color of night, it would be the Sleigh of the Ninja.
Adam Sandler is the Bobby Boucher of the ninja.
A jeweled egg is the Fabrege of the Ninja.
A dance/acrobatic troupe in Las Vegas is the Cirque du Soleil of the Ninja.
Mathangi "Maya" Arulpragasam is the M.I.A of the ninja.
Fat Albert is the "Hey Hey Hey" of the Ninja.
(stop it! get out of my head!)
Silly putty is the Clay of the ninja.
(aaarg... get me a gun!)
The 3 of Spades is the Trey of the Ninja.
(is this hell? no no no...)
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So where do ninjas go when they die?They go to the sky and become black holes, Billy. Er... Aberry. You can't see a black hole, can you? And nothing can escape from one, can it? So you have to know that at the bottom of it is a ninja flipping out and killing... well... the universe.
Damn you McArtor! I was laughing so hard I nearly choked. I felt like one of those weasels from Who Framed Roger Rabbit.
Crom and Mitra! What is this ??!!