Lea would die before admitting she did. Suddenly,
Swarms of stormtroopers erupted from various offstage
orifices. Lea half spun, drawing her small blaster.
Darth Vader appeared and turned it into a
wiggly, rubber dildo. "Did you miss me," Darth
hisses. "No dad-er Darth, I didn't!" Leia sneered
"Cover me, Lando!" Her mind thought advance-lunge, but
a reprised redoublement of a unsustainable attack was
she had to parry & reposted a half-hearted beat attack.
Lord Vader drew on the cool dark force
America's Funniest Home Video and hoping the one
lose out to the one that showed a
Vader's big break. He hastily began to shove
ham cubes from the salad bar into his
to correctly identify the type of swallow, African
...ludicrous speed, however, there more important matters loomed.
called by precisely no one, wanted the bearclaw
always took the bavarian creme, although his diabetes
running the entire galaxy, why there are still
until the Emperor cut a huge rancid fart.
Fortunately for Vader, his mask filtered the smell,
kept silent even as his eyes began watering
The Emperor then lit himself a cigarette, before
my job, all of my rich friends, I