The SEVEN Word Game!!!!!

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There were no survivors. The next day,

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Tiamat had zero remorse and began looting

[Aberzombie]

while chanting "Chromatic Dragon Lives Matter".

[Ventnor]

Needless to say, the 24-hour news networks

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focused mainly on Aberzombie's word count error

[Molten Dragon]

and IHIYC's excruciating attention to detail. Unfortunately

[Ventnor]

this allowed Tiamat to successfully run for

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5 straight lightyears, winning the Galactic Marathon.

[Ventnor]

The prize for winning the Marathon was

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500 years' supply of Pan-Galactic Gargle-Blaster

[Ventnor]

and a Partridge in a Pear Tree.

[Aberzombie]

The Zombie Horde realized its numbers were

[Molten Dragon]

thinning out so they headed down to

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the nearest Republican Party rally for some

[Molten Dragon]

easy picking as half of them were

[drunken_nomad]

bad sushi to turn everyone undead. The

[Aberzombie]

trolls emerged from hiding, ruining everyone's fun

[Molten Dragon]

as they started a mosh pit in

[Ventnor]

Donald Trump's hairpiece, a party which would

[Molten Dragon]

be truly hair raising. Then who showed

[Aberzombie]

how to jail people without due process?

[Molten Dragon]

No one,that's who. Jack Burton was

[Aberzombie]

unconcerned with poison arrows falling from the

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trees in an assassination attempt against Isaac

[Aberzombie]

Mizrahi for his brief movie cameo in

[Ventnor]

Star Wars Episode IX: The Force is

[Molten Dragon]

Nowhere to be Found: Here's Jar Jar

[Ventnor]

's Wacky Hijinks for Three Hours. It was

[equinoxmaster]

better than anything involving Alvin and the

[Divinitus]

Chipmunks, considering the horrible poledancing cameo by

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Dick Richardson, private eye and his assistant

[Ventnor]

Darth Htrad, the Dark Lord of Palindromes.

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He'd been trained by the Drawkcab Monks

[Ventnor]

in their fighting style, the Tsif Fist.

[Aberzombie]

Htrad ignited his rebasthgil and attacked the

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a dog, a panic, in a pagoda

[Divinitus]

made of fluffy rainbow unicorn fleece that

[Aberzombie]

emerged from the Rainbow Castle once every

[Ventnor]

thousand years, when the stars aligned and

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rats live on *pop* no evil star,

[equinoxmaster]

and summoned Sarah Palindrome, the fiendish reason

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that the great Michael Palindrome was unfairly

[Ventnor]

forced into the role of Darth Htrad.

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"He lived as a devil, eh?" Inquired

[Aberzombie]

Kolchak the Night Stalker, renowned investigative reporter

[Ventnor]

and award-winning pie baker, who was

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a man, a plan, a canal, Panama.

[Ventnor]

Teddy Roosevelt then burst in, angry that