and it was "adopt a lion day."
The Lion Tamer was on hand to
which was made, ironically, of alpaca skin.
war between lions and alpaca that lasted
moments because, you know, lions. The war
smelly, and by war I mean giant
for profit. This evil plan was stopped
by none other than our old friend
, the poop monster from Kevin Smith's "Dogma".
The Poop Monster (named Hank for unknown reasons)
He prepared for his job interview by
thoroughly scrubbing his nether region with a
brain teeth (which are located, paradoxically, in
, a ritual that he performed before every
lunar eclipse or important event. Thankfully his
sensitive bits survived this time, so he
The park's horrific otherworldly jungle gym with
made Hank reflect on the life choices
nor Antarctican, which had led him to
, since the Man in the Yellow Hat
Hank used cut up tuna can lids
to unravel the simian conspiracy, eventually finding
A cabal of hyper-intelligent good-looking
yet another faction in this contest of
wills. Gorillas vs Pythons aired
News, becoming far more popular than any