The show's downfall was caused by a
eggnog and room temperature pork grease. Luckily
had appointed a champion to battle Beck:
The Ghost of Stonewall Jackson and his
ghostly marching band. The battle lasted for
The battle ended when the forbidden move,
the 'Upside Down Seven', was used to
delight and amuse the bloodthirsty crowd. This
, which caused yet another war to start.
over their use of the letter 'A' in
Scrabble Tournament, which consisted of several expensive
because that's how they roll. . The gumbo
and often paired with an expensive wine
interdimensional space between chaos and reality AKA:
by adding the tears of children to
the defiled blood of marionettes slow roasted
The wine is then placed in barrels
a random period of time determined by
friggin Stonehenge. These barrels were set alight
while carrying torches that smelled like the
The Crack of Doom. Leering down on
who had gotten angry because he had
been promised a dance with none other
than Tiamat, who couldn't find formal wear
Despite all that, the date actually went
and drove his golf chariot over Tiamat's
favorite obstacle on the putt-putt course.
Tiamat raged and shifted into crinos form.