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[Celestial Healer]

Heathansson wrote:

Now th' aint no mo' zombehs.

Th' tainted ones are coming.
Everbody has at least sum taint.

Folks shouldn't be showin their "taint" on this here board.

[Heathansson]

Are there tainted zombies?

[Celestial Healer]

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Where'd everbody go?

[Heathansson]

They's bin mostly turnt to zompys. They don't talk, xept fer Aberzombie, the talkin zompy.

[Tatterdemalion]

Celestial Healer wrote:

Where'd everbody go?

Behind you :o

[Valegrim]

That there dont be no zombie; T'aint that yer wife's sisters secund cusin grandma's niece ur taint that Betty Luise? T'aint no better, bouncier vollyball player over der. I be rightously likin da way she digs deep in da sand to get der ball.

[Celestial Healer]

Valegrim wrote:

That there dont be no zombie; T'aint that yer wife's sisters secund cusin grandma's niece ur taint that Betty Luise? T'aint no better, bouncier vollyball player over der. I be rightously likin da way she digs deep in da sand to get der ball.

You're a dirty old man.

[Valegrim]

Yeppers, I shorely am dat; *burp*, *slurp*, lemme decap a brew fer ya, and you can sit right thar and be all admirable, youse likin vollyball too? I gots me one of dem der trophylike things from back in the daze when I be doin some perty good volleyball meself. Dig, dontcha know, refers to diving for the ball to make a save all heroic like. Takes real dedimication, and dats whats I like to see thar; a bouncy girl all dedimicated to getting the job done.

[Valegrim]

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[Celestial Healer]

*foams at mouth*

[Heathansson]

Boah's got the savage fever! Run aforin he gits tuh chompin'!

[Aberzombie]

I had me tha savige fever once. Wuzn't a perty sight, ayuh!

[Valegrim]

have a beer; cool dat agitatiamon; gut fer fever too.

[Celestial Healer]

mmm. beer

[Aberzombie]

muh faverit beer is Abita Amber. They dun make it down thar in Louziana, whar ah'm riginilly from.

[Adam Daigle]

I's got me one of dem Turbo Dogs rit now. Mmmmmmm.

[Valegrim]

Wet, cold and bubbly; like my beerz like Iz likin me womenfolk; branz like raiz donta matter none to us efreeti types.

[Valegrim]

yep

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[Aberzombie]

Ayuh.

[Celestial Healer]

Looks to be a cold one out theh today.

[Aberzombie]

Mmmmm.....

[Valegrim]

keeps the beer cold :) like dem cold days; makes things....perky.

[Aberzombie]

Ah once had me a gal who was perky. Ah shore do miss er!

[Celestial Healer]

I never seen me a perky zombeh.

[Lilith]

Perky zombehs = wannabe emo goth chicks.

My masters tell me that the time is nigh, and they seek a vessel for their dark powers.

[Heathansson]

Lilith wrote:

Perky zombehs = wannabe emo goth chicks.

What's that? A emo goth chick? I know what goth is, but what's an emo?

I feel like I'm 6 again; all the younger folk have all these new words for stuff all the time.

[Lilith]

Heathansson wrote:

What's that? A emo goth chick? I know what goth is, but what's an emo?

I feel like I'm 6 again; all the younger folk have all these new words for stuff all the time.

Information for you!

[Aberzombie]

Heathansson wrote:

I feel like I'm 6 again; all the younger folk have all these new words for stuff all the time.

Ah know whut ya mean. All them young folks with thar new fangled slangs an such. IM? I'm whut? Too friggin lazy ta type out the whole damn word, that's whut! Damn whippersnappers! *Shakes +1 Cane of Smiting from his rocking chair.*

[Celestial Healer]

Whippersnappers on the lawn? They's worse than moles. Gotta kill em before they breed.

[Aberzombie]

Tain't never had me no mole problem afore. Had me a armydiller problem once, but sum mothballs en a good sword dun took care o' that one.

[Heathansson]

Aberzombie wrote:

Tain't never had me no mole problem afore. Had me a armydiller problem once, but sum mothballs en a good sword dun took care o' that one.

Moles' taint's are ret nexta Molasses.

[Aberzombie]

Heathansson wrote:

Moles' taint's are ret nexta Molasses.

Moles'r in the molasses? Hurry maw, git mah shotgun!

[Heathansson]

Zompy mol. They's stackin.

[Aberzombie]

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[Celestial Healer]

Heathansson wrote:

Zompy mol. They's stackin.

Stack em ta shoot. Saves bullets.

[Go-Lem]

Hell-O!

Itsmeagain ... SURRRRPRICE!

Damn that ol´cellar door´n´it´s lock. Got me locked in a week ago when i went to get some cold beer.

Damn that woman of mine, just laughing´n´not letting me out... so its ex-woman now!

A week in tah dungeon, lost sixtysix pounds, no food, just freezin´ rainwater (thank Nyx it rained). Finally got so skinny i wazable to craul under tha door´n´ kicked tha leech out.

GoodRIDDEnz to bad trouble, i say.

.... mmm...beer!

[Heathansson]

ain't hed no molse to eat ur nuthin?

[HELLFINGER]

Ultradan wrote:

Worst thread ever.

Ultradan

Definitely

[Heathansson]

HELLFINGER wrote:

Ultradan wrote:

Worst thread ever.

Ultradan

Definitely

One post closer to 500. Thankyou.

[Sean Mahoney]

Heathansson wrote:

One post closer to 500. Thankyou.

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Yep

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[Celestial Healer]

491

[Heathansson]

Go Gators!!!
Whup them Georgia Bulldogs!!!

[Heathansson]

Heathansson wrote:

Go Gators!!!

Whup them Georgia Bulldogs!!!

Woot!

[Celestial Healer]

Shooore is windy out there.

Gotta go make sure all them appliances in the yard don't blow over.

[Aberzombie]

Ah buyed me some bran-spankin new eggsercize 'quipment this weekend. Its all shiny and purty for now, but wait till ah gets ta usin it. Ah'll be one buff zombeh!

[Aberzombie]

Happy Halloween to one and all!

[Ragnarock Raider]

Aberzombie wrote:

Happy Halloween to one and all!

Ha! Finally something on this thread I can respond to...Happy Halloween one and all.

Be safe.

[Brill_Laaksonen]

Happy halloween!!

Pizza!!

Possum Stew!!!

[Hobert Lanham]

IT'S COMIN....

[Hobert Lanham]

WOO HOO!!!!
Yall done hit the five hunnerd, HOT DAMN!!

That be sweeter than a armadilla hit by a hunny truk! YEE HAW!!