was a dangerous
mead joint called
The Jade Thread.
The rich Corinthian
doorman, Lazlo the
Pimpslapper was carrying
his +1 pimpslapping
vorpal egg noodle
which he brandished
before the Aussies
"Ahh, Krikey!" Said
the crocolisk hunter
having accidentally skewered
a piece of
androgynous trouser furniture.
Jeff the Chef
sharpened his cleaver
and chopped the
baking timer into
oger-sized nipple
chunks for frying
of kobold dying
in the light.
Then he said
"Jeff need recipe,"
So, he called
chef Barfmore Spewalot
also known as
Burgermeister Meister Burger
who berated Jeff
for wearing mayonaise
after Labor Day.
The roof exploded
from excessive gas
prices, so the
window was opened
to relieve the
SUV owner's wallet
of its cash.
"Jeff poor!" grunted
the ogre, tired
of stealing from
Jeff who never
seemed to have
posted from work.
Once, Lazlo loaned
his favorite doorman's
jacket to bugbears
who modified it
by sh@$ing all