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Dalindra wrote:

Drejk wrote:

Back from Star Wars session...

Our brilliant and competent rebels, who were commencing preparations for operation on Empress Teta...

The name of that planet has always made me smile.

You see, translated to spanish, it means "Empress Boob".

I think it is for the breast that we do not mention this to Freehold DM.

Eh? What's this now?!?

This one, on the other hand......

That's what she said.

That's what she said.

John Napier 698 wrote:

Yes. I did! And I dare you to give me a headache! I Double Dare you! Come on, haven't got all day! :) :O :) *laughing at your impotence*

Impotence is no laughing matter!

That's what she said.

Taking the band kids to a competition. At least they throw less trash on the bus than the football players do, so that's something

Yeah, but who knows where those flutes have been.....

Oooh....lube.

Oh boy. Fun times in Woods Hole tonight

That's what she said!

That's what she said!

That does sound like something I'd say.

Hey! That's my line!

Freehold DM wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Free metal rods! SCORE!

Kinky?

In Rod We Trust

Actually my rod gets me into no end of trouble.

That's what she said!

Back on parking lot duty. Christ my body is still sore

That's what she said!

Celestial Healer wrote:

Freehold, why aren't we in Colorado?

I...I don't know. It has Treppa and cold weather. Why aren't we there?

Because you're prisoners in New York Maximum Security Prison, waiting for Snake to rescue you before the other prisoners do horrible things to you......?

Good times.

BRING ALL THE WOMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now you're talking my language!

And, I just realized how dirty my previous post can be made out to be.

Peace LVR wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

Speaking of the Horror...

Jury duty tomorrow. Wish me luck!

All you've got to do is stand up and scream "Hang that f!$&er!". It works every time.

Or say "I do not believe that prison is the way to go. Peace, love, and flowers works better." I wonder just how well that will go off.

Whoa, dude! Peace and love and flowers DO work better. At least, they always make me feel good. How's about a hug?

~gives a very toothy smile~ It has been a while since I have eaten a vegetarian. I think you will do!

Kinky!

And now imagined Hera screaming on Zeus, after catching him in flagranti with multiple of his lovers...

That always sucks....in more ways than one.

Can the tourists at least get drunk and act like hookers?

Drunk hooker tourists?!?

~sends 28 drunks and hookers towards Patrick~

Hey, now! That's my kind of party!

All the cool cats embrace the Dark Side.

I embraced a dark side just last night.....

The Vineyard and Nantucket are hot destinations in the summer. And the overflow lots are far from the ferries

I love some overflow....

tittyblaster69 wrote:

Patrick Curtin wrote:

Breathe in, breathe out

That's what she said.

tittiyblaster69, I think that your name is a bust. you might want to cleave it and ago for a different name.

I already did a little busting and cleaving last night......

Breathe in, breathe out

That's what she said.

tittyblaster69 wrote:

taig wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

Treppa wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

At least nobody on the Paizo boards has a handle like "tittyblaster69" or something, because that would be awkward.

See what you started?

I've created a monster!

It's almost like I haven't missed 900 posts.

I never miss.

That is because you have a blast.

In more ways than one.....

Celestial Healer wrote:

Treppa wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

At least nobody on the Paizo boards has a handle like "tittyblaster69" or something, because that would be awkward.

See what you started?

I've created a monster!

It's almost like I haven't missed 900 posts.

I never miss.

It's all good. Nothing I haven't done before, lol

That's what she said.

Too sexy?

Treppa wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

At least nobody on the Paizo boards has a handle like "tittyblaster69" or something, because that would be awkward.

See what you started?

I've created a monster!

A SEXY MONSTER!!!

I rang someone's bell once.

tittyblaster69 wrote:

Patrick Curtin wrote:

Drejk wrote:

Patrick Curtin wrote:

UGH.. Clothes inside out

Technical question how does one invert clothing if one has none?

Asking for a friend.

Very carefully

That's what she said.

SHAME

Such a strange word. What does it mean?

Drejk wrote:

Patrick Curtin wrote:

UGH.. Clothes inside out

Technical question how does one invert clothing if one has none?

Asking for a friend.

Very carefully

That's what she said.

I love the colorful clothes she wears
And the way the sunlight plays upon her hair
I hear the sound of a gentle word
On the wind that lifts her perfume through the air

Na na na na na, na na na
Na na na na na, na na na (Bop bop-bop-bop-bop, bop)
Do do do do do, do do do (Bop bop-bop-bop-bop, bop)
Do do do do do, do do do (Bop bop-bop-bop-bop, bop)

At least nobody on the Paizo boards has a handle like "tittyblaster69" or something, because that would be awkward.

This is all your fault.