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"Oh. I thought we were closer..."

**Wink!**

Serena will offer to take the pre-dawn watch. That will give her ample time to rest and replenish spells, and some "alone" time to pray.

**Wink!**

Ooh, it's like the the people of Kessan are playing the sad Ewok music at the end of Return of Jedi rather than their happy Yub Nub song.

"Is your brother 'goer?'" Zoot asks Dimira on the way back to town.

YAAY! We came, we saw, we kicked its Everflaming Ass! Perhaps some salve?

Zoot nods in non-comprehension. "He isn't a knight on a holy quest is he?"

Despite the skeletal creature’s defenses against slashing weapons, Psamtic knocks the un-life out of it with a mighty blow from her greataxe! Zoot’s channeled healing energy not only heals her fellow adventurers, but also the woman lying beside the coffin, who promptly regains consciousness. She looks around in surprise and asks, ”Um, who are you? I’m Dimira. Have you seen my brother?”

"Is he single?" asks Zoot fixing her hair.

"Oh dear goddess, please show my companion the proper way to swing that hard, thick, axe-shaft, to PUT AN END TO OUR ACHING NEED!" prays an ecstatic-looking Zoot.

Channel (sexual) healing!: 1d6 ⇒ 5

Zoot utters a short prayer over Psamtic. "May Arshrea grant you the wisdom to know when to fake it, and the sensitivity to not need to exorcise that wisdom too often."

Zoot casts guidance on Psamtic.

"OH MY!" Zoot hurries down the steps to heal the wounded Psamtic.

cure light wounds v Psamtic (spontaneously lose bless): 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4

knowledge (religion, main): 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (11) + 7 = 18

knowledge (religion, mooks): 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (13) + 7 = 20

"HOLY ARSHEA!" shouts Zoot rushing forward into danger holding her holy symbol in one hand and her aspergillum in the other.

channel positive sexual turning energy v undead (Will DC 12). Everyone I can see is within 30 feet.

"So what do you suppose is in there? Treasure? Monsters? A bunch of town's people from Kassen, ready to jump out and yell 'surprise?'"

"Well, this looks like a tedious clean up too." says Zoot holding her nose at the ammonia smell.

"Well? What are you waiting for?" Zoot says in a whisper.

"Not really."

No worries from me. Channeling all of Zoot's good vibes your way. ;)

As far as I understand it, heal spells and effects do work on them (unlike constructs or undead in most cases), the difference being that summoners have access to a slightly stronger version of cure (that you just used) that works specifically on eidolons and nothing else.

I have the feeling that people are injured, but can't tell by the current hp totals on folks subheaders. So if anyone is hurt lemme know who you are and by how much.

"Um. 'Boo?'" Zoot still wonders what we're doing in here.

"Hey! Most of the room is a twenty-foot pit! Arshea!!"

channel positive killing waves of desire! (Will DC 12): 1d6 ⇒ 6

No dice this time. But at least Bhenqai shouldn't be flanked and Psamtic can start whacking as well.

Arshea is all about the whacking. ;)

"Why are we going in again?"

Double move to walk through the water.

Zoot struggle forward with her light spell.

"Oh. It's a dead end." she says without a hint of irony.

If nobody else can make the check, Angoldir can use his racial SLA to cast detect magic - but I'd prefer to not use it unless absolutely necessary.

If the check requires being trained in spellcraft then you are the only one who can make it--whatever it is.

Angoldir looks down the hallway carefully. "I would recommend caution," he says gravely. "These murky waters could conceal a high number of potential threats to our health." He pokes his cane through the muck before each step, testing for any surprises.

"And they make my thin white robes stick to my body suggestively, don't you think?"

"I CAN'T SEE! I CAN'T SEE!" shouts Zoot hopping up and down.

Bhenqai moves forward and full-attacks against the Red frog!

[dice=One-Handed Longsword w/PA vs Red w/cover]1d20+7-1
[dice=Damage]1d8+6

[dice=Slam w/PA vs Red w/cover]1d20+1-1
[dice=Damage]1d8+3

If Red goes down on the first attack then direct the second at Blue.

Cover is normally -4 to hit. That said, the frog might also have the grappled condition.

"BY ARSHEA'S NEGLIGEE! PSAMTIC! THERE ARE HUGE FROGS ALL OVER YOU!" Zoot screams helpfully into Angoldir's ear.

Zoot moves into the bottleneck but can't really see too much from her position. "What is it, Psamtic?!"

"No. You will not eat Psamtic today! Meet my axe!"

Who's eating Psamtic? Zoot wonders.

"Wait, you're not packing enlarge bird?" Zoot asks Ja'ali. "Why I would think such a spell would have all sorts of applications. I mean finches, and penguins and ostriches."

"OH! Pull the lever!" implores Zoot excitedly. "It's just like a real dungeon in one of the books back at the monastery."

"I'm doing alright," Angoldir says in response to Ja'ali's unasked question. "Now, how to bypass this grate..."

"We could just leave and go home." suggests Zoot.

Looks like Zoot would be able to heal herself, either via the wand you found (with Stumpwater Jack’s note), a spell, or a channel. And then get back to the group well before Psamtic would go unconscious from bleeding. So we can call it here and let you all decide what resources you want to use to get patched back up.

Let me know what you’d like to do/where you’d like to go next!

Zoot has band-aids™ too!

heal (with kit): 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (20) + 9 = 29

Assuming folks might still be wounded she would once reunited with the party, channel romantic giddiness thrice throughout the party: 3d6 ⇒ (5, 1, 6) = 12

Running Music ♪♫

fort save: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (5) + 3 = 8

"EEK! GET THEM OUT OF MY HAIR!!"

Zoot rushes back into the room with the pool, through a hail of bats, and jumps into the shoggoth in the pool.

"Here's hoping there's enough water in there for the two of us!"

She slams into Psamtic and bounces off the huge warrior woman.

Wait! The map's different! There's a gaunt stick figure in the way now!

Now the question becomes does Zoot just slam the door on them both for screwing up her big hero moment. (She totally would have made that roll you know. Totally.) Hmm, decisions... ... ....

Seeing Angoldir in her way, Zoot steps back gives him a friendly tap on the shoulder and says "Good luck. I'll be praying for you."

Casts guidance on Angoldir.

Zoot moves to the door to see what is the matter. That's 10 feet of move so far. How deep does the pool appear to be?

"Ashrea, where have I heard that name before?"

knowledge (local) (guidance): 1d20 + 7 + 1 ⇒ (17) + 7 + 1 = 25

"Oh, now I remember! It was on my list of places to go once I got out of the convent."

Or we could do that instead.

Combat over! What would you like to do now?

GO TO DISNEYLAND!

"Oh fine." Zoot says disappointed at the lack of zombies.

She Turns the undead (Will DC 12).

knowledge (religion): 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (5) + 7 = 12

"Look! There's things!"

She moves through the maze clutching her holy symbol, an impossibly proportioned, very-definitely feminine figure swathed in ribbon, hoping to draw as many of the ghost monsters in the room closer before unleashing holy sexual hell upon them.

When the time comes she holds her holy Barbie doll aloft and calls upon Arshea's blessing. I am assuming the blocks with niches in them run from floor to ceiling so they would block a burst. Man, this post is so '80s.

Also since we knew were staying underground she would have prayed for light today over read magic.

"So how does it smell? The door, I mean."

Zoot's willing to give the place a quick once over.

"Do we want to rest for a time before pressing further down into the crypt?"

"Zzzz... zzzz... zzzz..."

She of course uses her remaining channels for the day for healing if anyone was left wounded after the battle.

"Yes. I mean 'Kevin'. What does that even mean? Who names someone 'Kevin'?" explains Zoot. Suddenly she wishes her identical twin sister Dingo were here. "I mean you and Angoldir have perfectly ordinary names and 'Stumpwater' is well, 'Stumpwater' right? But 'Kevin'?"

"Who is Stumpwater Jack and what sort of name is Kevin?" Zoot asks Angoldir and Ja'ali.

"Arshea!"

channel healing goodness: 1d6 ⇒ 5

Angoldir slides past the furious Psamtic to provide flanking to Bhenqai. (Moving through her square to avoid an AoO.)

I'm not sure that actually works if her square is threatened. Though depending on if there's a ramp rail you might get some cover from that.

After asking her goddess for guidance, Zoot says "Maybe if you put the arrow-thingy in the the other way." to the thin-shouldered man and then stands back as he reloads his crossbow.

Casts guidance on Ja’ali. This spell imbues the subject with a touch of divine guidance.

The creature gets a +1 competence bonus on a single attack roll, saving throw, or skill check. It must choose to use the bonus before making the roll to which it applies.

Placed!

"SURE!" says the enthusiastic party healer with an AC of 12.

"The door itself looks safe enough, though I cannot speak for what is on the other side," he cautions.

"Why not? Sore throat?"

She opens the door.

Zoot hops up and down hoping for a better look.

Sending clerical aid to help in the recovery. ;)

Oh, It's a trap alright!