Male Orc Barbarian(Titan Mauler) 2/ Fighter 1
Yark downs the last of his ale in a big gulp and does the same with his stew. I'm probably going to regret that later he thinks to himself as he follows Blim. After scar hands him the stack he will put it in his backpack that he had slung over his shoulder. "So what is everyone doing for the night?"
Male Orc Barbarian(Titan Mauler) 2/ Fighter 1
Yark tastes the ale and then sighs to himself. First the woman and now they water down the ale...must resist the urge to rip this place apart... he takes a few deep breaths and then laughs a little as Blim orders his cider. "What you're to afraid to have a real drink. You should try the ale its nice and watered down so I'm sure you'd be able to handle it." Seeing the food that was brought to Vex he looks to the bartender "I'll also have a plate of that."
Male Orc Barbarian(Titan Mauler) 2/ Fighter 1
Yark's face brightens and he gives a hardy laugh "While I am not one to stand down from a challenge I believe it wouldn't be wise to injure someone I will be working beside. he then claps Blim on the back and thinks for a moment. "...I didn't offend you did I? I didn't mean to...social graces are something of a mystery to me yet...though my recent training has started to...imprint them on me."
Male Orc Barbarian(Titan Mauler) 2/ Fighter 1
A few minutes later you see the large Orc come back down the stairs. This time he is much more appropriately dressed. He's wearing a set of hide armor that barely stretches over his large pectoral and bicept muscles and in one hand he holds a greataxe and in the other hand he holds a greatsword. He makes his way down the stairs, careful not to get his large weapons stuck in the wall or floor. He then overhears the rest of the group making introductions. He turns to Blim and hands him his great sword "Here hold this short stuff" he says and then extends a rather large hand to the old man. "Yes I'm one of the men the mayor hired as well. The name's Yark and I'd like to appologize for my...gruffness earlier. I have a bit of a temper but I'm trying to get it under control some." He then turns to the others and looks them over. "looks like we will be working together." he says and then he takes his greatsword back and with one hand rests it on his shoulder. "So how about we get something to drink and get to know one another?"
Male Orc Barbarian(Titan Mauler) 2/ Fighter 1
Yark's eyes flash with a brief moment of anger and then something strange for an Orc happens, he actually shows restraint. He takes the silver coins "Thank you" he says and then turns to head back up stairs to gather his belongings. As he does so he turns to the new comer and shakes his head "A man of your...stature doesn't have the problems we Orcs have...you wouldn't understand" he says and then continues up the stairs.
Male Orc Barbarian(Titan Mauler) 2/ Fighter 1
I'm going to make my introductory post...hope you don't mind Almagafor. Just as the rest of the group arrives you see a rather large and extremely muscular man come down the stairs. He is wearing nothing but a loin cloth and a rather angry look on his face. His body is littered with scars and his skin has a dark green hue to it and you can tell he isn't human. He walks up to one of the barmaids. "Miss...I would be liking to speak to management. It seems like the woman that I paid for wasn't able to...preform if you know what I mean and I will be needing a refund." He has a feeling his request isn't going to be met with anything but resistance so he shoots her a look to help get his point across that he isn't satisfied. Intimidate check to see if he can speak with management:1d20 + 7 ⇒ (18) + 7 = 25 His clothing and weapons are upstairs as he didn't want to really scare anyone down here.
Male Orc Barbarian(Titan Mauler) 2/ Fighter 1
Sweet thanks DM. I'll get a character up probably some time tomorrow or Monday. Sorry for the delay but my Fiancee likes to eat up what ever time we have together... This is the shell I'm going to be updating. 5 extra geek points for anyone who can tell me where I stole the name from.
Male Orc Barbarian(Titan Mauler) 2/ Fighter 1
[ooc]Sorry I haven't posted much guys. As of Saturday I no longer have internet at my house. Unfortunately this is going to be the case for the next 6 months or so. I am going to do my best to get online every day(2x/day) and get things updated as best I can. I will do my best to catch up on the rules that have been posted during the last couple of days and I should have my post up tonight.
Male Orc Barbarian(Titan Mauler) 2/ Fighter 1
Yark looks at Braegan and snorts "More like a dirk in your case."
Plan C and canon fodder are my favorates.
Having finished with his...relaxation in the backstage area Yark comes out and does the interview. You notice his body is covered in what you hope is sweat and there are bite marks all over his chest and neck. For my finishing move the scar on my eye lights up and I store my strength for one final devastating blow with my axe. Piss me off and I may demonstrate it for you. In my spare time I like bare knuckle fighting and wrestling. Though I'm not very good at the latter, its fun to see what interesting ways I can make my opponent bend. Yark snorts at the next question and just shakes his head. Just look at me, I have the body of a god He flexes his muscles and then laughs adding I can also cut a fetchling in half length wise, care to see that demonstrated?
Male Orc Barbarian(Titan Mauler) 2/ Fighter 1
Yark wanders in and plops down on a couch. He grunts at the monk, a standard greeting for him. "Anyway a man can get a foot rub and some services of those "workers" the announcer talked about earlier. I have some thinking to do since my finisher has been banned...and I think better with beautiful women around."
Okay everything should be fixed. I got rid of the extra ability on my armor(couldn't afford it) and readjusted some of my magic items. I have 134 gold left which I noted in the equipment section of my sheet. Yark reappears wearing a very nice breast plate and carrying a orc double axe. "There much better...now lets see if I can find someone to test this new equipment on.
Sorry about the confusion about my armor. Vital guard basically gives me +2 AC when a critical is scored against me(it raises the confirmation DC by 2). That property is from Paizo's faction guide. Is this a usable resource? If not let me know and I'll change it. I also can't figure out the slight book keeping issue we're having. According to an audit I just did I've spent 12,862 gold on gear...let me get back to you with my solution. Yark holds a piece of paper that says "BILL" on it and looks a little convused. Getting angry he walks over to the smith and picks him up by the collar. "HEY YOU SAID EVERYTHING COULD BE DONE FOR 12,000 NOT 12,862. He picks up the smith and throws him against the wall. "I refuse to pay your outragious prices...I'll go elsewhere." He then strips down to his loin cloth and drops all the items on the smith as he walks away.
Character sheet has been added to this profile. Both sets of stats(raging and non-raging) have been listed. For ease of use I only listed the things that changed when listing out my raging stats Yark looks at Jhok and seems very unimpressed. "I know the network has been getting desperate but...adding half breeds is a new low." |